Ed Sheeran [3]


Ed Sheeran is a gargantuan cunt…

Now there are so many reasons to detest this tuneless ginger bollocked gargoyle, but now this cry baby gnome has left Twitter…. Because people are sending him nasty tweets and reading them has been ruining his life….

Seriously….The cunt is a millionaire many times over, even though he has the talent and the charisma of a fresh dog turd in a heatwave…Yet nasty comments have been ruining his life?! Is he that much of a fairy princess cunt?!

Some folk have took the piss out of Sheeran’s ‘appearance’ on Game Of Thrones… Quite a few have said what a self important ballbag he is, so diddumspoos has deleted his Twatter account… He really is an oversensitive, emotional dwarf, isn’t he?… The piece of excrement that is ‘Galway Girl’ was panned and he spat his dodie out over that too….

So he wants fame and all its perks and trappings, but can’t take even the slightest bit of criticism or humour at his expense?! Fucking frog faced ginger cunt….

Nominated by Norman

The World Athletics Championships


Emergency cunting.
The World Athletic Championship and the British Team.

The British team have won nothing, all that tax payer funded training, the event being held in their own back yard, well the Islamic republic of Londonistan. Wall to wall coverage on the Beebistan broadcasting corporation and if lucky some beta male with a hipster beard manages to get a ‘pb’

As for the fuckers in the crowd cheering the Somalian who lives in the states last Friday but running under a flag of convenience, eat quorn you cunts.

Nominated by Leonardo di Cunty

Newcastle City Hall

A cunting for the management of Newcastle City Hall.

The new Charity that have taken over the City Hall have decided that Roy “Chubby” Brown should no longer be allowed to perform. Apparently they have decided that his act is “unpleasant,crude and offensive”.

Now whether you like Chubby Brown or not, his act must be legal or he’d have been closed down long ago. The fact that a load of pretentious twats don’t like it shouldn’t mean that he should be banned. I bet if his act consisted of sneering at white,working-class,heterosexual men,he’d be welcomed with open arms. It’s nothing but cultural snobbery.

No doubt when the charity is next whining for funding,they won’t bother mentioning that they barred an act that has been popular for years. Maybe they can put one of those hilarious new comedians on instead to make up the shortfall.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler.

Dead Pool [67]

 

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Er Indoors for correctly predicting Glen Campbell would be the next dead cunt. I wonder if he’ll have a rhinestone coffin.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 67.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper

 

‘Useful Ginger Idiots’

I’d like to nominate “Useful Ginger Idiots and their unseen social engineering head patters” for a cunting.

While watching Country File last Sunday I was despairingly not surprised to see that the only native English looking male presenter (as I expected) Just had to be a ginger victim of school bullying. These hidden self important cunts in control of our entertainment and possibly indirectly our wold simply could not bring themselves to put a typical British male in a position of influence in front of their heavily lobotomised, passive, teat sucking audience, so instead they went off a found some useful ginger, freckled, victim of an idiot to stand in his rightful place.

I have noticed this prevalence of these ginger stooge, substitutes over and over down through the years where ever left wing, feminist, victimhood proper gander is regularly aired, from TV adds, bill boards advertising beds, to even train timetable covers etc. Everywhere you look the avoidance of real white male roll models is plainly evident.

I was at Asda (in England) yesterday and saw a poster with about eight children’s faces grinning, looking out at me, most of them were obviously of foreign origin and the two white boy’s, one was hard to distinguish whether it was a boy or a girl (possibly non binary) and the other was a freckled ginger with short back n sides and sticky out ears (no blond English white boys).

Possibly the biggest cunts however could be those who literally have not noticed this subtle long term erosion and in so doing actively endorse it and wish to vigerously inforce it.

Nominated by Blue Van Man.