Charlie Alliston

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I would like to nominate for the latest cycling cunt Charlie Alliston, this is the cunt that is saying its not his fault for riding a bike with no brakes and has killed a pedestrian crossing the road, all be it on her phone at the time so probable stepped out in front of him while riding at 20mph at lunchtime on a weekday in Londonistan.

This cunt reckons it was all her fault as she dosn,t respect cyclists…the fact that the type of bike he was riding is illegal to ride on the road is irrelevant to this prick,he shouted get out of the fucking way and then ran her over killing her.

It should be fair game to jam a stick through the front wheels of cunts like this …..

Nominated by fuglyucker.

Average Speed Cameras

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Average speed cameras are in need of a cunting.

They’re everywhere, there’s no beating the fuckers. Why the fuck do I have to slow down from 90mph to 50mph on the motorway when there is nothing going on?

I got caught by one a while ago I was doing an average of 49mph in a 40mph zone, I’ve had to pay almost £80 to go on a Speed Awareness course (no doubt run by a load of ex Coppers) who will tell me that going faster than the speed limit is…going to fast. My other option was to pay £100 and get three points on my license.

They are taking all the fun out of driving.

What a moneymaking scam, the cunts.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.

Dead Pool [69]

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Congratuations to Vermin Cunt Spotter who correctly predicted that “The Scum cunt of a islamist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole” Younes Abouyaaqoub would be the next dead cunt.He was shot dead by police this afternoon.After the sad deaths of Bruce Forsyth and Jerry Lewis who were not in the pool this death can bring us all a smile for once.Murdering cunt!

On to Deadpool 69

Hear are the rules as always

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Malcolm Young
Gord Downie
Rayya Elias
Eberhard van der Laan

‘Counter Demonstrations’

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A cunting please. A cunting for the intelligencia that approves “Counter Demonstrations”

It has been known to man that throughout the course of history, if you put black powder and a naked light together, then somethings gonna happen.

You dont have to be a genius to realise that this lesson has perhaps failed to register with the numbskulls who approve “Counter Demonstrations”.

If an application comes in for a march on….say “We like bananas”….and 2 days later, a request to march in opposition as “We fuckin hate Bananas” Then surely it is obvious that when the two meet, there is gonna be trouble.

This shit in the US of A is a classic example. White Supremists wish to march to voice disapproval of the immigrant and black. And Left Wing and Liberal Cunts wish to march on the same day on the same route at the same time to “Out the Whitey’s”

Now forgive me for being a trifle slow here. Does that seem a common sense decision? Nah…me neither. ( Some Cunt WANTS trouble )

Now think of all the demos that are to be held in Londonistan. The initiators, ( those who wish to air a grievance ) Will be allocated a date time and place.

Sure enough, a day or so later, ( when the word has got round ) A counter demo of the unwashed will be approved. It will be held at the same time and the same place as the “opposition”.

I have noticed that “Counter Demos” are always in opposition to something that sensible reasonable people would want. That just cannot be allowed.

In Londonistan, our beloved leader has the power to approve or disapprove a march. It would be reasonable to expect that the decision to allow a “Counter Demo” would be based upon common sense, the desire to preserve peace, and the avoidance of unnecessary death and destruction upon the streets.

Suque Khan ( Dadee was a buz driver ) seems to not have the ability to exercise much in the way of common sense. He seems only too keen to allow chums and apprentice anarchists to take to the streets with his blessing.

Surely in this day and age, it would not be too difficult to have a rationale that takes the lunacy out of political decision making of this nature.

Look overseas to see that this IS entirely possible. Kim Yong Un seems to have no problems with any ” Counter Demonstrations” he simply shoots the fuckers.

SK is a Khunt, and all libmong cock sucking left wing LGBT politician whore mongering rabid scum bags and itinerant scrotes are likewise.

Long live the Indigenous.!

Nominated by Asimplearsehole.

Bill Esterson M.P

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Bill Esterson, the Labour Shadow Trade Minister deserves a cunting. He was on Radio Five Live today, being interviewed by Emma Barnett, who royally skewered the useless twat over Labour’s position on the Customs Union and the Single Market. Five times she asked the waffling twat if Labour would the keep the UK inside the Single Market and the Customs Union, or whether we would leave. Five times, Esterson’s response was, “we will have the same relationship, blah blah blah”.

To be honest, I was surprised that the BBC would allow one of its beloved Labour front benchers to be roasted in such a way. In fact, I fully expect Emma Barnett to be removed any day now. It was a performance that even Andrew Neil would struggle to match. She made Esterson look a bigger moron than the Abbottapotamus. And that takes some doing.

Apparently, Corbyn is in “General Election” mode. Expect lots of staged meetings with ‘ordinary’ voters, who are in no way connected to the Labour Party. Also expect lots of seditious talk about “bringing down the government”. If this is the calibre of the Labour front bench, then I really hope they’re never voted into government. If they are, this country will be the European version of Venezuela within 12 months. That’s assuming that there isn’t a civil war before then.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw.