European Union leaders

I need to nominate the EU’s “leaders” for a well deserved cunting. I’ve never considered them to be leaders. True leaders show respect to those they wish to lead. They put others before themselves and in return, they inspire respect, loyalty and a willingness to follow. The likes of Juncker, Tusk, Tajani, Verhofstadt and Barnier inspire hatred, contempt, ridicule and a strong desire to end them in the most painful way possible. Not one of them has had the decency to stand in a free, fair and open election for their positions. Yet they presume to order others about like the unelected, undemocratic Nazi bastards they are.

They’ve been particularly bad since the majority of UK voters chose to the leave their ridiculous little club. Then again, if the EU was benign, we wouldn’t have wanted to leave. They’ve always shown the UK, and the British people nothing but contempt, making it clear that our only purpose is to keep them in the lifestyles to which they have become accustomed, and help the Germans provide the funding for their little dictatorship. Since voting to leave however, they have become worse.

If the EU were a benign organisation, they would have been sad to see us go, but would have accepted our decision and wished us well. But the EU is NOT benign. And that has been proved time since June 2016 by the increase in contempt, outright hatred, scorn, insults and threats they’ve hurled at us. Over the past 17 months, they have made it perfectly clear, through their actions and rhetoric, that they have no intention of making our exit from the EU as smooth as possible.

Instead, they have thrown obstacle after obstacle in our way, happily aided by traitors on this side of the English Channel. Most notable is the outrageous demand for tens of billions of pounds that we DO NOT owe them. Although May has so far held out on giving them the full amount, she has shamefully caved in on other demands, possibly in the hope they would relent and ask for less. Instead, she has emboldened them.

Aided by cretins like the Irish President, whose name I can’t be bothered to remember, Macron, Mutti Merkel and several other jumped up cretins who have chosen to stick their noses in, the EU’s dictators have deliberately thwarted all efforts of David Davis and his team to move forward with the negotiations, choosing instead to try punish the UK for what they see as a grave insult, and a direct threat to their authority.

As I said earlier, not one of those ignorant, hate filled, pompous, entitled, incompetent little despots comes anywhere close to being a leader. And even though they firmly believe that they do, not one of them has any legitimate right to the offices they have pushed themselves into. Again, as previously stated, none of them had the courage or the decency to put themselves forward for election to their posts. They just assumed it was their right.

The reason for their contemptible behaviour is obvious. Fear. For years, the British public have been demanding a vote on our membership of an organisation that NO British government sought our permission to join. We were told that the EEC as it was originally called, was nothing more than a free trade club. That was an outrageous lie. And for years, successive British governments have denied us our democratic right to a say in the matter. Until Cameron came along that is, and even then, he didn’t call the referendum because he thought it the right thing to do. He called it, because he arrogantly assumed we were all morons, and he could fool us into voting to stay in the EU with that ridiculous charade he called “The Renegotiations”. The problem was, we are NOT morons. We knew from the start that he had no real desire to change anything, and it made us angry. It also became clear that the true leader of the EU, was Merkel. Cameron didn’t do himself any favours by stating from the start that he wanted the UK to remain in the EU, something that instantly put him on the back foot. That angered us even more.

Juncker, Tusk and co, arrogantly assumed that we would be good little sheep and vote to remain, they were wrong. That vote to leave sent an earthquake through the British and EU political establishments, causing first shock and then anger. How dare we use our democratic right to choose our own destiny to vote out of the EU? And the likes of Juncker, Tusk, Verhofstadt, Barnier and Tajani are worried. They are scared of what the future holds for them. Because if post Brexit Britain proves to be a success as a sovereign nation, then other EU members, like Italy, may decide they want to return to the days of self determination. And that would spell the end of the EU, and their cushy, EU taxpayer funded lifestyles.

That’s why they’re now behaving in such a contemptible manner toward us. They want to punish the UK for daring to break ranks. They want to ruin us. If it were Poland or the Czech republic wanting to leave, then things would be different. Juncker and co would still be angry, but it wouldn’t bring as big a problem as our leaving is. We’re the second largest financial contributor to the EU treasury which means when we go, so does our money. That means a massive financial black hole will open up, potentially bankrupting them. And they can’t have that.

Tusk recently gave us an ultimatum. We either up our financial offer in the next two weeks, or he’ll deliberately delay the next round of talks until we do. And apparently, the EU is also planning on withholding our final repayment of 4 billion pounds. In my opinion, the time has now come for May to grow a spine and tell the EU that we’re walking away. The EU will not cave in on it’s demand that we pay 100 billion pounds before they will engage in trade negotiations. And she’s finished if she does cave in. We’ve tried to negotiate. We’ve tried to be sensible and fair in our approach to the talks. But the EU is not interested. They would rather shoot themselves in the head than give us anything that even looks like a fair deal. So the only thing we can do, is walk away and rely on WTO rules.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw.

Lloyd Blankfein

Lloyd Blankfein is a AAA rated cunt.

The chief executive of Goldman Sachs (yeah them cunts…..copyright Norman) has suggested having another referendum on Brexit because of ‘lots of hand wringing from CEO’s’. Oh do fuck off you fucking 21st century Yankee footpad. He recently tweeted that he’d be spending a lot more time in Frankfurt where Goldman have rented loads of office space ready for relocation of some operations post Brexit, I’ve a better idea Lloyd, fucking stay there permanently, I’m sure the fourth Reich will welcome you with open arms.

This gold plated cunt managed to wriggle out of any blame for the financial crisis when he appeared before an official enquiry in the U.S. and has since gone from strength to strength – like many other mastercunts of the universe. He’s lucky, if I had my way manufacturers of lamp posts and piano wire would experience a golden age hitherto unthinkable. I’d have this bastard and his ilk swinging in a gentle evening breeze with the crows picking their bones clean from Lands End to John o’ Groats.

I hate bankers and I hate Brexit deniers, to get both qualities in one cunt is enough to send my hatred into a low earth orbit. I hope this cunt has to have an arsehole transplant in the very near future because without a doubt the arsehole will reject him.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Tony Hall [3]

Tony Hall,BBC director general is a blithering delusional old cunt who thinks that we are in serious danger of missing out on quality TV due to a shortfall in funding. This has absolutely nothing to do with their pension shortfall by the way,and heaven forbid that the Licence Fee might have to go up again to avoid this catastrophe.

I don’t know how I’d manage not trying to figure out which country I’m in when the News is on or basically being called an ignorant racist wanker several times a day. There is a thread on their website with nearly 2000 comments on it, 95% of which say the BBC is a pile of festering old cunt. Not surprisingly this has been moved off the first page!

Nominated by Mary Hinge

Noisy Nigerians

I want to cunt Noisy Nigerians. Straight off the bat let’s get this clear – I don’t give a continental fuck how this looks.

Why the fuck do these bastards have to talk so fucking LOUD? If it isn’t Nwengweh and his mate doing the “LObba lobba lobBA” at ear-shattering volume on the back of a bus, then it’s another Nigerian housewife endlessly fucking barking into her phone for the entire train journey; often with the thing on loudspeaker.

Worst of all are the ones who sing to themselves – loudly – at the most inappropriate places. Yesterday I was in the queue at Marks, and some old woman – kitted out in the complete curtains and fruit bowl ensemble – stood behind me giving it the full fucking Ladysmith Black Mambazo*. Of course I couldn’t tell the cunt to shut up, or I would have made the national news, for Christ sakes.

Just shut the fuck up for five minutes!!!

*Other African vocal groups providing music for 90s baked bean adverts are available.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Telesales [3]


I want to give a monumental cunting to cold calling telesales cunts.

At the moment I am being plagued by pakis trying to sell me google space WTF, so my business can be at the top of a google search page. The problem is now my customers can’t even get through on the fucking phone because of fucking fresh pesh from Bangladesh [who says his name is Daniel , yeah right ho] keeping my phone engaged all the time. Surely these cunts must know when they re not going to get a sale, but they keep on plugging until you run out of patience and tell them to fuck off………so cunting for telesales!

Nominated by Fuglyucker