The Superbowl

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A 3-course cunting please for American Football and the Superbowl. Or rather, the sudden obsession that the British Media appears to be harboring for this fucking borefest of a sport.

As some may have gathered, I’m into sports. Many and most are of interest to me; even a few of those favoured across the ocean. But American Football is never something I ever ‘got’ and found the endless stop-start, stats-obsessed games of chess with steroided hulks a complete turn off. Each to their own. I accept I could well be a cunt for not liking something seemingly very popular with our friends across the pond.

The fucking nub of the matter though – every cunting news outlet in this, THIS country is currently fawning over the NFL Superbowl like never before. Every site from the Al-BBC to the Mail is covering multiple stories on this over-indulgent wank. Why? Since when have fucking white-van men driving to a building site ever said to each other “Oi Tel, you see the match last night? Brady didn’t ‘alf put down some facking top yardage in the offensive zone.”

Just what is it with Britain furtively absorbing all the bastard imports from the US? Halloween has gone from a mildly routine knock-door-run evening, asking for a few bob – to a full-on fucking mammoth commercialised holiday season. Black Friday can kiss my faeces and don’t even get me started on the cringeworthy adoption of ghetto dialects.

But American football? Really? It’s getting disproportionate coverage considering that no fucker here plays it. The last two years especially have become unbearable – I suspect a fair bit of the love-in stems from the significant ‘celebrity’ presence in and around the sport; a vile cancer that permeates our two countries more than any other in the world.

Fuck off with the pigskin. The only fucking oval ball I want to see is the one being hoofed from Jonny Wilkinson’s boot. Fuck quarterbacks, fuck yards, fuck Tom Brady, fuck that BBC mong presenter ‘Chappers’ who literally blows his beans on screen every time he presents the NFL show, fuck the superbowl and most of all, fuck the British media for forcing this festival of cunt down our throats.

Nominated by The empire Cunts Back

TV Tarts

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I’d like to nominate the TV Tarts – brainless, talentless cheap in all senses of the word arseholes like Mylene Klass (especially), Katie Price, the Kardashin brass, for a long overdue cunting. Like Blair and Beckham these cunts are so desperate to get into the papers and they don’t care how fucking cheap they make themselves look to do it:

https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/lets-go-ladies-myleene-klass-strips-naked-to-mark-debut-fitness-dvd-a3756386.html

Here we have a woman of 40 stark bollock naked having in the past appeared in very flimsy clothing, any desperate excuse to be seen in a wet tee shirt. Why do they do it?. There are much younger models like that girl in Coronation Street, who has very lovely and big jugs appearing in the show’s Tassel night club, lap dancing. It’s the only reason I watch that show, but she is half the Klass tarts age and looks far less brassy.

What next? Klass minge?

Nominated by W C Boggs

Keira Knightly

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Here is a headline from an article in the Telegraph culture section.

“Kiera Knightly says she doesn’t do modern films because female characters nearly always get raped.”

I’m virtually speechless. This is so richly deserving of the deepest of deepest cunting and doesn’t need any narration.

Nominated by Cunts n Roses

Uma Thurman

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Uma Thurman is a cunt…

Along with other celebrislags like Natalie Portmouth and Scarlett Johansscunt ‘Our Uma’ has attempted to hijack the Me Too movement, only to unmask her own stupidity and hypocrisy… Thurman claims that Harvey Wankstein ‘sexually assaulted’ her in a hotel in 1994… Terrible, if it happened, yeah….

But there are pictures from 2004 and 2016 with her being more than pally with Wankstein and crawling round his fat jacksy…. Why would a woman with enough money and influence like Thurman socialise with a man who sexually assaulted her? Could it be she is talking bollocks and has double standards like the rest of the Hollyweird slapper crew? (just like Portmouth and Johansscunt with Polanski)…

I am sure there are genuine victims where Wankstein is concerned, but cunts like Thurman could turn genuine claims into a laughing stock, and if Wankstein sues her, every other case against him may be deemed worthless… Either that or hypocritical cunts like her and other celebrislags will give Wankstein and his people ammunition and the whole Time’s Up thing will come crashing down… But then again, maybe that’s not such a bad thing….

‘Our Urma’ has also attacked Quentin Tarantino about how he was so ‘horrible’ to her… Funny that she also didn’t mention this at the time or for years… But then, he’s now served his purpose, and helped blow Thurman’s pointless skinny arse up the Hollywood ladder, hasn’t he?…

I wonder what else this flight of fancy wagon jumping cunt will also suddenly ‘remember’?…

Nominated by Norman

Darren Osborne

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Darren Osborne is a piss-head, mentally unstable, drug addict who – through a half-arsed, half-baked, booze/weed fuelled attack (on that last bastion of British Society which has never been linked to “peaceful” terrorism whatsoever – Finsbury Park Mosque) – drove into a crowd of predominantly muslim people.

For this lone-wolf (correct usage here), random act of violence (again the correct usage here), resulting in the death of one man (one too many but I doubt truly intended), it completely wiped the slate clean on all of the “peaceful” atrocities which preceded it and the many more “peaceful” atrocities to succeed it.

And yet, and yet…the ABBC so keen never to brand a “peaceful” as an organised terrorist or radical, preferring the terms “lone-wolf” and “misunderstood” (when the opposite is quite clearly true), are more than happy to call Darren fucking Osborne a calculated, radicalised, right-wing terrorist; which simply isn’t true, he’s just a cunt. A fucking cunt, but just a cunt nonetheless!

Comparing Osborne’s actions to those perpetrated by the stone cold sober, pre-meditated, “peaceful” cunts is like comparing Tipping Point to Mastermind.

And yet, and yet…the ABBC insist and report that one “peaceful” (and I truly believe accidentally) killed by a pissed up, drug head is far worse than a bunch of kids purposely slaughtered by an organised terrorist “peaceful” cunt with a bomb!?!

Darren Osborne is a cunt for resetting the clock on “peaceful” intolerance following the London Bridge and Manchester terrorist attacks, and giving “peaceful” cunts a free pass on the next dozen or so attacks from within.

And the ABBC are cunts for making out that this cunt Osborne is a far more dangerous terrorist cunt than the real fucking terrorists who pervade our society, whether from within or without.

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!