Nicola Sturgeon (13)

Nicola Sturgeon – again!

The SNP government has ruled the union jack should no longer be raised for the Queen’s birthday at dozens of public buildings.

It had been hoisted at key official and heritage sites 15 days a year to mark royal birthdays and anniversaries. But a proposed rule change will allow it to be used only once a year, on Remembrance Day.

The rainbow flag – the symbol of the gay community – will be flown for four days a year. FFS! It’s not going to make gays vote for you and it’s going to piss off your core Glaswegian beers swilling hard boy supporters – so serves you right.

Officials wanting to hoist the Union banner were warned they would need Sturgeon’s permission.

The decision, which she has ratified, was last night branded ‘churlish and stupid’.

…which just about sums up our favourite haggis munching cunt

Nominated by Dioclese.

‘Xenon-phobic’ and other car light fears

Xenon headlights cuntish…. I guess it’s not enough that every day at least one cunt blinds me with their full beams…. Now I get the chance to have my retinas burnt by these piece of shit super bright cunt bulbs….. Driving to work hanging from the night before and every other fucker has these fucking things burning an indelible image on the back of my skull…… The world could do with so many tech led inventions and innovations but instead they spend their time redesigning headlights to make them annoyingly cuntingly cuntish…

Audi indicators….. OK so you drive a fucking Audi so chances are you already pretty cuntish. But now their design cunts have decided driving like an arrogant prick is just not enough…… Your indicators (if you cunts both to use them) now need to highlight the cuntyness more…… Each time I see these scrolling led’s I find myself shouting cunt at the top of my lungs. Either I am developing tourettes or Audi indicators are total cunts…. Will let you decide.

Nominated by Cunt dracula.

 

Serena Williams [2]


I’d like to nominate Serena Williams for a Grand Slam of a cunting. If you think Andy Mugray is a virtue-signalling cunt of the highest order, then you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. ‘Ms’ Serena Williams not only ticks many of the minority boxes but is a total fucking victim with it.

I could bore you with how this cunt abuses gamesmanship and endlessly fucking feigns injury to win over hearts and minds on the tennis court. I could don the anorak and inform all parties about her ‘panic room incident’ – back in 2011 official drug testers paid her a visit at home to literally take the piss, she ‘mistook’ them for intruders and hid in her mansion emergency room (safe space, natch). Said drug testers were shooed away and never ended up taking a sample. Nothing suspicious there, huh?

I could even remind you how this beast momentarily dropped her liberal-adorned halo at the 2009 US Open, getting disqualified by threatening to have some lowly Korean line judge killed.

But no. That’s all small fry.

Serena Williams is a proper fucking cunt because she leaps on every possible bandwagon to avoid any and all criticism, as well as shameless self-promotion on the back of ‘wimminz’ issues. Don’t acknowledge me as the best athlete ever? Racist. Don’t think my shitty one-sided tennis matches are as good as the men’s? Sexist.

And today we read about her wading into the media campaign against some male tennis player – laughably called Tennys Sondgren – who was revealed to be following right-wing figures on Twitter. Outcunting herself in extremis, Serena Williams ‘demanded’ an apology from this male player. An apology. For following someone on fucking bastard Twitter.

Who the fuck does this behemoth of a cunt from the ghetto thinks she is, wading into something which she isn’t remotely involved in? An apology demand from the fucking cunt who, to this very day, refuses to apologise for abusing the aforementioned Korean line judge. The problem with this fucking shitcunt is that she has truly fell into the pond of her own hype, like Narcissus, complete with her Beyonce-tier ‘independent sister’ and mother-Earth baby photoshoot cliches.

Game, set and cunt – Serena Williams.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Serena Williams is indeed a monumental cunt. Not only her but her gangling freak of a sister and a mother who is the epitome of the ‘Don’t you know who we are’ set of self important jumped up cunts who have had their morals dissolved by vast amounts of the filthy lucre.

To hear Miss Williams grunting and screeching her way through such boring matches is akin to striking one testicles repeatedly with a ball pein hammer and I shudder to think what the fuck her ‘booty’ will look like in 5 years. I think the sun will have severe competition on the eclipse front.

I for one can’t wait for the day these cunts play their final matches at Wimbledon and we see the last of this clan.

Nominated by Kendo Nag

Catherine Elizabeth Newman

Catherine Elizabeth Newman is an English journalist and presenter of Channel 4 News. And an ocean going cunt.

Professor Jordan B Peterson is a renowned clinical psychologist, ex associate professor at Harvard University and currently full professor at the University of Toronto. He is a critic of political correctness, post modernism and identity politics. He recently came to the public’s ( goldfish like ) attention when he refused to call snowflake trannies by their “preferred” pronoun as mandated by Canadian law C-16. He is not a cunt.

Peterson has just published a new book, “12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos” ( available for download at your favourite pirate hang out ). In essence a hardline self-help manual of self-reliance, good behaviour, self-betterment and individualism aimed at generation snowflake. In other words, “grow the fuck up!”

Well, Peterson went on a world tour to publicise the book and found himself facing Cathy fucking Newman on C4. The resultant train wreck of an “interview” was an attempted hatchet job by Ms Newman in which she spectacularly failed to lay a glove on Peterson throughout the entire 30 minutes. In point of fact, she made a bit of a cunt of herself by repeatedly misrepresenting what Peterson had said ( straw manning ). Example;

Peterson; To succeed in business you need intelligence and single minded commitment.

Newman; So you are saying woman aren’t intelligent?

Watch the whole interview here;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54

Peterson has a huge internet following, and with good cause. He is one of the very few people speaking any sense these days. Inevitably the above video went viral and now has more than 3 million views. Also inevitably it has 122,000 likes and only 2,000 dislikes. Also inevitably some of the comments are quite critical of Ms. Newman and her twitter account has been inundated by remarks critical of her pathetic interview technique. Being the good feminazi she is, Newman claims this criticism is abuse, C4 have claimed to have called in a private security consultant and the left meeja ( guardian, independent etc.) have jumped on the bandwagon. This despite Newman refusing to release the offending messages and no complaints to the police have been made.

In a display of magnanimity, Peterson took to his twitter account to urge people to “back off” from Newman. Is she grateful for such good grace and generosity? Is she fuckers like! To her this further confirms her opinion of Peterson; that he is an “Alt Right” provocateur with an army of twitter trolls at his beck and call.

Even when these neo marxist slime whores have their arse handed to them on a plate, they still attempt to turn this into a win. It is the same twisted logic which says not wanting to snog a tranny is transphobia, that wanting to protect your kids from islamic rape gangs is islamophobia and that we need a second brexit referendum because people didn’t know what they were voting for. Cunts!

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

James Corden [7]


You can’t let that fat cunt Corden get away without an RV sized cunting after the Grammys last week.

He’s got more chins than a Chinese telephone book, strains the strength of the cotton holding on his shirt buttons to the limit and proves that, even if you’ve got no talent, there’s space for you on the TV (Although you need a giant screen for this porker)

It’s a fucking mystery to me how they haven’t given him the chop like they did with that other arsehole Morgan ( but at least Morgan is smart). The only reason I can think of is that he’s got some very valuable videos, in a secure safe, of the big shots ordering their assistants ( male or female) to give them a blow job.

On the positive side he gives hope to all the bingo callers at the Saturday Night Legion shows. Truly a mistake in the cosmos of things

Nominated by Paul Ya Plonker

Hosted by James Cordon (non-US citizen, like John Oliver, Travor Noah, Samantha Bee, Lorne Michaels…) somehow bestowed with permanent green card, welcomed to prosper in the U.S., having been ignored in his own country (where he could not make a penny) due to his own lack of talent.

Being preach to by Bono about Dreamers (criminal trespassers) in a country he is not a citizen of.

Why the CDC allows The Edge to enter since the 80’s I’ll never understand. This morning the self absorbed delusion is always forever. Lowest rating ever? Nah…Not in James’ mind

Nominated by Grammys top cunt