
I’d like to nominate Serena Williams for a Grand Slam of a cunting. If you think Andy Mugray is a virtue-signalling cunt of the highest order, then you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. ‘Ms’ Serena Williams not only ticks many of the minority boxes but is a total fucking victim with it.
I could bore you with how this cunt abuses gamesmanship and endlessly fucking feigns injury to win over hearts and minds on the tennis court. I could don the anorak and inform all parties about her ‘panic room incident’ – back in 2011 official drug testers paid her a visit at home to literally take the piss, she ‘mistook’ them for intruders and hid in her mansion emergency room (safe space, natch). Said drug testers were shooed away and never ended up taking a sample. Nothing suspicious there, huh?
I could even remind you how this beast momentarily dropped her liberal-adorned halo at the 2009 US Open, getting disqualified by threatening to have some lowly Korean line judge killed.
But no. That’s all small fry.
Serena Williams is a proper fucking cunt because she leaps on every possible bandwagon to avoid any and all criticism, as well as shameless self-promotion on the back of ‘wimminz’ issues. Don’t acknowledge me as the best athlete ever? Racist. Don’t think my shitty one-sided tennis matches are as good as the men’s? Sexist.
And today we read about her wading into the media campaign against some male tennis player – laughably called Tennys Sondgren – who was revealed to be following right-wing figures on Twitter. Outcunting herself in extremis, Serena Williams ‘demanded’ an apology from this male player. An apology. For following someone on fucking bastard Twitter.
Who the fuck does this behemoth of a cunt from the ghetto thinks she is, wading into something which she isn’t remotely involved in? An apology demand from the fucking cunt who, to this very day, refuses to apologise for abusing the aforementioned Korean line judge. The problem with this fucking shitcunt is that she has truly fell into the pond of her own hype, like Narcissus, complete with her Beyonce-tier ‘independent sister’ and mother-Earth baby photoshoot cliches.
Game, set and cunt – Serena Williams.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
Serena Williams is indeed a monumental cunt. Not only her but her gangling freak of a sister and a mother who is the epitome of the ‘Don’t you know who we are’ set of self important jumped up cunts who have had their morals dissolved by vast amounts of the filthy lucre.
To hear Miss Williams grunting and screeching her way through such boring matches is akin to striking one testicles repeatedly with a ball pein hammer and I shudder to think what the fuck her ‘booty’ will look like in 5 years. I think the sun will have severe competition on the eclipse front.
I for one can’t wait for the day these cunts play their final matches at Wimbledon and we see the last of this clan.
Nominated by Kendo Nag