Afua Hirsch (2)

There aren’t many cunts in the universe more worthy of our platitudes than Afua Hirsch.
I’ll try to keep this as brief as I can but it’s gonna be hard. The sheer cuntitude here is beyond comparison.

For those that don’t know this cunt, she’s a pannelist on The Pledge and a Guardian columnist.
Being a Guardian columnist is enough to get you added to the hall of fame on reputation alone, and is just about the cuntiest job on earth. A job perhaps only trumped in the levels of cuntitude by concentration camp guard or leader of the labour party.
She’s also an anti racist, feminist, anti men and anti white people activist.

In other words, a cunt.

Every time I watch this twat on the telly my piss boils and I feel my heart straining under the huge pressure brought on by the torturous agony of trying not to smash my tv into a million pieces.

The list of what makes her a cunt is infinite but I’ve tried to whittle it down some:

Everything for her is about race and gender. She talks about NOTHING else, then bitches if anyone else mentions race or gender.
If she wants society to stop judging and appointing based on race or gender then STOP FUCKING GOING ON ABOUT IT. Most people dont give a fuck about race, until some annoying twat comes along and rubs it in their face constantly.

Next.

This deluded cunt thinks we should let Isis terrorists back into our country and monitor them. The fact that this will cost hundreds of millions of pounds that we don’t have is beside the point to twats like her.
Apparently they should be reintegrated into society, even though the cunts were never integrated in the first place.
I think disintegration would be a far better course of action.
This is in the same week that sly news had a report about shelters for abused women. They build up the courage to leave their tormentors, pack their bags and come to the shelter with their kids and whole lives packed into what they can carry.
They get turned away.
There isn’t enough money to take care of them.
Afua Hirsch doesn’t give a fuck though.
The money would be much better spent on helping murdering, raping, jihadists come back to our country and get free housing, a job, a free car, some semtex and the keys to the local primary school.
Seems helping cunts that want to murder our children should take priority over everything else.
We have a finite amount of resources.
We have to prioritise the areas that most deserve it. But she doesn’t get that. Or maybe she does and just prioritises jihadis over innocent, law abiding people.

Either way she’s a cunt.

She wants to let in as many refugees as possible and supports open door immigration. She’s one of those idiots that genuinely believes that immigration benefits society. Where she gets her figures from is anyone’s guess.
Most immigrants earn minimum wage. If you earn minimum wage in this country you don’t pay tax. Then there’s the cost of health care, housing benefit and educating the masses of children that these cunts churn out.

All imigration does is saturate the jobs market to keep competition for low paid jobs high, therefore keeping wages low.
It benefits big business. Nothing else.

Why can’t lefties seem to get their heads around simple concepts such as supply and demand?
These same cunts that pretend to champion the working classes and low paid, are the same cunts responsible for keeping wages down, rents high, and quite frankly making life miserable for the low paid in society.
But she’s a real do-gooder, she really cares about poor people. Pppfffttt.

This is gonna surprise you.

Afua Hirsch loves the EU.
What a fuckin shocker.
Just like June Sarpong, this cunt constantly complains about the poor and minorities not getting a say, moans about the patriarchy, but supports an ultra-capitalist patriarchy run by crusty old rich white men.

I sometimes wonder how these cunts can even tie their own shoe laces.

These are titles of some of her latest guardian articles:

“Oxfam abuse scandal is built on the aid industry’s white saviour mentality”
About white people being cunts for trying to help black countries. Personally I’d tell em to get stuffed. She’d probably still moan though. White men are cunts. Black people are great. Men are cunts. And white people are cunts. Especially white men. … who are cunts.

“When feminists advance, why do prominent women hold us back?”
Some #metoo shite

“I’ve had enough of white people who try to deny my experience”
White people are cunts. Basically.
Especially white men.

“As a black woman I’m always fetishised: racism in the bedroom”
…?
…Racism in the fucking bedroom?
… *sigh* …
Your guess is as good as mine. I can’t read any more of this shit.
I can only presume it goes somewhere along the lines of “white men are all cunts”.

Everything she writes is me me me me me.
I’m black so black people are great.
White people are cunts.
I’m a woman so women are great.
Men are cunts.

Afua Hirsch is on a crusade against white men coz she’s a racist, man hating cunt.
Hopefully the guardian will go bust soon and this captain of cunts will go down with the ship.I fear this may be wishful thinking though.

I suspect we’ll be hearing a lot more from this cunt over the coming years.

At least we have ISAC for some therapy.

All together now …

AFUA HIRSCH IS A CUNT.

… aaahhh that feels better.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage.

The Nationwide sisters ad

Admin were kind enough to post my nomination on Modern Advertising during Autumn last year.

But a special mention must go to those infuriating Nationwide sisters. Two cringeworthy, middle-class shitcunts bludgeoning their way through truly awful ditties that seem to last a fucking eternity.

For all the cunters who will say ‘oo?’ Play the above if you dare!

For fucking Corbett Christ’s sake. Adverts are bad enough, but these tone-deaf cunts from the fucking Cotswolds make each advert break a desperate fucking scramble for the remote mute button.

Hopefully the rest of their lives will be tarnished by endless Google searches, complete with subsequent derision and hate campaigns.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Stormzy


Michael Omari aka Stormzy was born in a Croydon council house after his single parent mum emigrated from Ghana to Britain in the hope of giving herself and her family a better life.

Her son certainly got one when he scooped two Brit Awards last week. Accepting his awards he thanked God, his family — and then proceeded to attack the Tory Government.

He rapped: ‘Yo, Theresa May, where’s the money for Grenfell . . . and you got the cheek to call us savages, you should do some jail time . . . we should burn your house down and see if you can manage this.’

The PM has never called anyone ‘savages’ let alone the victims and survivors of Grenfell. Her government has committed £58 million to helping victims of the Grenfell tragedy and more will follow.

For all his life Stormzy has happily benefited from the health care, housing and education opportunities this country has provided and as he relaxes in his £2 million flat he repays our help and hospitality by inciting people to burn down the PMs house and calling the government murderers.

Well Stormzy, if thats’s how you feel feel free to fuck off back to shithole your mother rescued you from and see how long you last trashing their government.

And take your grime crap music with you because if that’s an example of the best in British music, then British music is well and truly fucked.

Nominated by Dioclese

Banksy [3]


I note that Banksy hasn’t been cunted for over two years and is back in the news making a cunt of himself again. Talk about a one trick pony and the arse has well and truly been torn out of the trick. Same old stencilled shite that looks exactly the same as the ten that preceded It, accompanied by a slogan of vaguely subversive lefty bolleaux. Which, of course, his army of simpering, clueless disciples lap up as though it were a proclamation from God himself.

If I woke up in the night and found Banksy vandalising my property, I’d stove the cunts head in, I’ll tell you cunts that for fuck all.

Nominated by Mecha-rigsby

Clare Balding [4]


Clare ‘Bernard’ Balding has somehow transmogrified from being a merely annoying horse-loving sportscunt commentator, to an al-BBC monstrous box-ticking pet project used to champion the usual causes of Wimmin, Homos, and Fruits. But her cuntitude is far deeper than the sum of those shitty liberal parts.

Her shouty-cunty faux-startled delivery alone is usually enough to grind the gears of even the most transcendental Buddhist. However, she unbelievably took it up a further notch this week by forcing her ‘outrage’ upon viewers at the fair and just disqualification of dismal snowflake and Winter Olympic skating failure, Elise Crashtie. Quite what Bernard Balding was so exasperated about is beyond me – just commentate on the unfolding events and spare us your fucking shit-opinion, you shit-haired cunt.

In fact, therein lies the real cunt – similar to recent cunting analysis on newsreaders like Tom Bradby, Balding is a joint-honours graduate from the school of cunt presenters who need to BE the news as much as deliver it. Listening to the indignant rug-muncher bark away for this ‘just’ cause and practically tug herself into a stupor of over-indulgent whiteknighting was enough to consider whether my right fist could ram through the LCD TV screen unscathed.

I remember a few years ago half-watching the Lord Mayor’s parade on TV. Balding, not yet the national cunt-treasure she was destined to become, interviewed some little boy with trademark simpleton zeal and alarmist exclamation. Afterward, going back to Dimblebee in the commentary pod, he made this truly bizarre statement, spoken in all sincerity: “I suspect that little boy never imagined when he woke up today that he would end up getting a chance to talk to Clare Balding.”

I bet he fucking well didn’t, the poor bastard.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

A simple and brief cunting again for Clare as she is the embodiment of the abc and vice versa.

Her stupid Ray Mears lacquered hair, Desperate Dan chin, and that boxers neck carries more weight than that the fact that she clearly knows fuck all about any sport (still) outside of the posh horses. Lots of fake enthusiasm and nodding of the head when listening to our washed up athletes makes her a national treasure forever apparently.

Not content with taxpayers money tho.. casts her net to C4 and BT also. The grabbing cunt.

Nominated by Slinky Pinky