Dead Pool [90]

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Congratulations to Boris the Boilsucker who scores the second win in a row following the death of veteran actor Bill Maynard who died after falling from his mobility scooter aged 89.He was best known for playing Claude Greengrass in Heartbeat and for his roles in several Carry On Films as well as starring as the title row in the 1970`s sitcom “oh no it`s Selwyn Froggit!”.Anyway on to Dead Pool 90.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Shaun`s nominations:
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefansson
Big Van Vader
Colin Butts
George Alagiah

Box Sets

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BOX SETS

Well, not so much box sets but the people who watch them.

Well, actually, not the people who watch them but the fucking cunts who go on and on and fucking on about them.

You know, the wankers who are incredulous that you haven’t spent endless hours of your life sat on your arse absorbing the latest generic, formulaic American bullshit “entertainment “. They look on you with sympathy as if you have suffered some terrible deprivation all your life or some cunt in a white coat has just given you 3 months to live. Get over yourself dimmos. Try living a real life instead of watching other people pretending to do it.

Oh……and i’ve never seen “Peaky Blinders” either you boring goggled eyed CUNT!

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

On line vigilantes

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I’d like to nominate so called “On line vigilantes” such as Dark Justice. These are members of the public who go on chat sites pretending to be a child and then try to inveigle men to meet them for underage sex. When the man turns up they film him and his arrest.

Now right from the start I’ll declare that I am not involved,or know anyone involved,in this kind of thing. I am however genuinely interested in Cunters’ thoughts. Would these men have committed the offence if not encouraged? I know that over the years my thoughts have contained just about every crime from murder down to parking in a handicapped bay. Would I have acted on any if given encouragement?

How do the police stand on these,dare I say,entrapment cases? Is such filming of an arrest even legal? There was a man I read about who committed suicide after being caught by one of these groups and the footage put up on the internet.He died before being convicted,should these people have anonymity until conviction?

I also wonder about the motivation of some of these vigilantes,I’m sure that some do it with the best intentions,but I also wonder if some do it for self-glorification or even some vicarious thrill?

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

Catalonia

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What a fucking disgraceful situation regarding Catalonia.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/938551/Nigel-Farage-Catalan-former-ministers-arrest-Madrid-EU/amp

As usual the EU turns a complete blind eye to any violence or injustices against those democratic elected by their people.

We must get out of the EU, very dark and powerful forces are in unison working very hard to make sure this does not happen.

Elizabeth Holmes

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From the land of the fraud and the home of the scam, comes another episode of America’s Got Cunts. This time, starring former Theranos CEO…Cuntishly Extreme Orifice…Elizabeth Holmes.

Elizabeth Holmes was once the quintessential example of Silicone Valley’s socially relevant, world changing, Millennial Generation geniuses (read fucktard). She was going to change the world for the better. Like Mark Fuckerberg and her hero Steve ‘Rim’ Jobs…her visionary brilliance was hailed by everyone in the libtard media and the tragically hip social elites. She was held up as yet another example of how to make the world a better place by dropping out and following your dream. That is until it was revealed that her claims and her company were all bullshit.

Holmes…her scam company and it’s fuckwad/cunt President Ramesh ‘Sunny’ Balwami…were charged by the SEC (Securities and Exchange Commission)…with ‘massive fraud’. How massive. At the height of her scam the vile little cunt’s company was valued at over $9 BILLION!!! Although to be fair…the cunt and her ass(ociate) cunt are thought to have fraudlently raised only $700 MILLION from their investors. As a result in 2016 Forbes valued the company at ZERO! Today? Well…as part of the deal…she owes the company $25 million.

But let’s skip that for the moment and look at how much jail time this rancid bit of lady parts will do in Federal Prison. NONE! Ha! Take that cunters. As of today there are no criminal charges pending…that we know of. And why? Well you see this conniving little cunt took in some of America’s biggest names. Former US Secretaries of State Henry Kissenger and George Schultz…former Secretary of Defense William Perry….former US Senator Sam Nunn…are only some of the big name individuals scammed by this cunt. Many of Theranos’ Board of Directors…those responsible for overseeing the scam company…had ties to the US military or State Dept.

Reputable big corporations like Walgreens were also taken in. They contracted to do use her company’s testing in store locations Now, many of those test results are being called into question.

Of course…being a socially responsible Silicone Valley Corporation…she was active in politics…on the correct side of Social Justice…and supported Hillary Clinton for President. So how does all of this keep her out of jail?

To understand that we must look at what exactly happened? It seems that as a little cunt…this daughter of a USAID worker and a Congressional Staffer was afraid of needles. So after growing up and attending a year at Stanford University, she dropped out of school and pursued the Millennial dream of starting her own hi-tech company. Her goal…invent a better way of drawing blood. Her scam? A full and comprehensive blood test from a single drop of blood.

Using her ‘connections’ and a line of bullshit a yard wide and a mile long…she conned investors, analysts, and corporations alike…biking them of millions for a process that was all bullshit. Along the way she earned accolades and kudos for being the first under 30 female billionaire in the world and was held up as an iconic Next Generation Silicone Valley hero…or rather…in line with today’s PC nonsense…a heroine.

But sad to say…it was all a con and now people are NOT calling for her head. What? Well…the libtard media and apologista community are making excuses for her. You see she was motivated by a childhood fear to do good for others. And the problem isn’t that she scammed…she genuinely believed in what’s he was doing…she wanted to do good…but she just got in over her head. It seems after all…she is just another victim…albeit of her own good intentions.

So after bilking investors out of millions she made a deal with the SEC and those investors and thus has avoided any jail time…and indeed any criminal charges. She had previously been facing separate charges from the State of Arizona and made a deal with them as well. Un-fucking-believable! (In full disclosure mode it should be noted that she could face criminal charges from some other entity. But no active investigations are known to exist at this time…at least I can’t find any).

And so fellow my cunters among the many lessons to be learned here; (1) If you are connected to other (alleged) crooks…who just happen to be in power…you won’t go to jail no matter what you do. Just ask Andy Windsor’s (alleged) creepy friends if you don’t believe me.

And (2) Elizabeth Holmes and Ramish Balwami prove that white men…and white men alone…are indeed the only cunts who use political connections to avoid being held accountable by our racist/sexist white privileged society…NOT!

Spoiler alert…Phonywood is doing her life story. A movie entitled ‘Bad Blood’ starring the repulsively cuntish Jennifer Lawrence is in the works and coming to a theatre near you. So with all that said…and in anticipation of the upcomming film epic…I proudly cunt…

Elizabeth Homes.

Nominated by General Cuntster