Donald Tusk [4]

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Donald Tusk is about due another cunting. He recently made a speech in Dublin in which he said that was furious about Brexit, and called it “one of the saddest moments of the 21st Century”. No, Tusk, considering all the wars that have been, and are still being fought. Considering all the people who died in the World Trade Centre attack, all the people living poverty, starving to death, dying from diseases, and the simple fact that so many people in the world are being persecuted simply for believing in a different God, having a different political view or simply having a different opinion to smug, left wing cunts like Tusk, Brexit is nowhere being one of the saddest moments of the 21st Century.

This unelected prick has spent nearly TWO years slagging off the British people for having the audacity to want our leaders to be elected by US, rather than a committee of lickspittles and useful idiots. Yet in his speech, he actually had the nerve to say, “It is much more important that we all respect our common rules such as human rights and civil liberties, freedom of speech and freedom of assembly, checks and balances and the rule of law. This is the true foundation of our unity”.

What an utter fucksicle Tusk is. What a fucking hypocrite. He and his fellow unelected bureaucrats in the EU, and their traitorous allies in the Remain camp have spent the past two years DISRESPECTING the human rights and civil liberties of the British people. They have, and in some cases, still are, doing everything they possibly can to keep the UK enslaved by the EU. It’s our right to decide for ourselves who governs this country. Why won’t this undemocratic twat respect THAT? Why won’t he respect our right to decide to leave an organisation that has never done anything but take from the UK? All they’ve ever given us in return are insults and contempt, and then they not only wonder why we chose to leave, but blame us for that decision.

Tusk also said that Brexit could cause another conflict in Europe, and that it could lead to the collapse of the EU. Well, good. I hope the EU does collapse. It would be the best thing that could happen to that corrupt, autocratic, Sovietesque organisation. If was in any way a benevolent entity, we wouldn’t be leaving in the first place. The sheer bile that Tusk, Juncker, Verhofstadt, Barnier and all the other unelected EU tossers have thrown at us over the past two years proves the malignancy that infects the EU.

Tusk is so unpopular, even his fellow Poles didn’t want him to have the Job he’s currently doing. So, Tusk, fuck you and fuck the EU. You complete and utter cunt.

another epic QDM nomination.

Anna Richardson

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Can I nominate Anna Richardson the cocky presenter of Channel 4’s Naked Attraction.This minging slapper who has no doubt spent many a happy hour flicking Sue Perkins’s bean and rimming her matted hairy arsehole thinks that she is some kind of sex-expert.However on Naked Attraction she insists on referring to the real female (not weirdo trannies) external genitalia as “the vagina” instead of the “vulva”
She doesn’t even know how to name a lady’s bits correctly. What a caaaaant!

Nominated by janell.

Arwa Mahdawi

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Arwa Mahdawi is misandrist racist cunt.

This Guardianista twat reckons that the secret of eternal youth is “being a privelidged white man” because that excuses you behaving any way you like, although one quick read through this load of shit would seem to suggest that the secret to behaving anyway you like is to be an Asian woman writing for the fucking Grauniad.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Alexa

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Ok, not the biggest cunt on the planet, but I’m nominating Alexa, that presumptuous piece of voice activated techno-junk marketed by Amazon. Apart from the terminally bedridden and cunts like Stephen Hawking, I cannot see how this snowflake piece of shit can benefit anyone, apart from the usual suspects, the lazy, the stupid and the tax dodging manufacturer… Whatever next, self driving cars? Oh yeah.

With Alexa installed in your home you’ll never again have to move more than 6 inches in any one direction in any one day, which means if you’re not already a stinking Cyril Smith sized diabetic charge on the public purse, you bloody well soon will be.

Btw, did you know, drugs for diabetes cost the taxpayer around £3million a day – that’s a £billion squid a fucking year – almost 10% what we piss down the EU shitter, year in year out, NET!

However, you won’t glean any of that from the smug adverts (almost as vomit inducing as John Lewis’). Not one obese cunt or health warning in sight, just nice ‘normal’ Remaineresque famblies who can’t even be bothered to turn the bleeding lights on and off. And then there’s that condescending voice, about as user friendly as Chris de Burgh singing Lady In Red, cunt.

Which reminds me. A couple of weeks ago the wife and I were obliged to attend yet another irksome family funeral. At the reception afterwards I was assailed by a cousin down from Scunthorpe (mum’s home town – dad used to joke how he’d “took the ‘cunt’ out of Scunthorpe, ha-ha”). To the accompaniment of Lady In Frigging Red on a loop tape (Christ sake!), said cousin proceeded to traumatise me further by droning on and on and on about the tiresome Alexa thing wired up in his gaff 175 blissful miles away.

I’d normally have Spring Heel Jacked it over the back wall within 5 seconds of the cunt opening his noodle shute – or possibly enquire as to whether the gadget actually did anything life enhancing… like pull you off, or punch distant relatives very hard in the face!

But sadly those options weren’t on the menu cos the wife was glaring daggers so I had to default to plastic robot ‘best behaviour’ mode, and oh fuck, what if the cunt is reading this? Cos there’s some proper hard bastards on my mum’s side of the family.

“Alexa – please confirm Mr Creampuff’s Dignitas appointment – the Cunters have suffered his guff e-fucking-nuff!”

ALEXA: “Appointment confirmed.”

nominated by, ruff tuff creampuff

Generation Snowflake [2]

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I always find a good cunting hard to pen, I find myself going off topic, overlapping and opening new horizons.

Well generation snowflake is a hot topic, I lay the blame squarely on those of you who have reproduced and can take no blame because I never have nor do I intend to.

So back a couple of month ago I and my Girlfriend undertook on a mission to rescue her off spring from homelessness and financial ruin, extracting him from digs where he was three months in arrears and a course that he had unbeknown to us had not attended for some time in the belief with his working ethic he would be snapped up by an employer and be able to pay his way (something he assured us he had been trying to the best of his ability)

Well reality strikes, after 3 months of fridge pillaging, shitting up the bathroom and general uncooperativeness, he has come up with a cracking idea…..he is not going to pay rent anymore but rent a room in his uni town with some friends in the hope of getting a job there (rewind to earlier in the year) mummy agreed to this insanity, I tactfully shut my mouth.

Well last night was the finale, I normally cook for the “child” but he offered too cook, taken aback I sat and waited for the feast to appear, at 20hrs I gave up and went down the chip shop and fed myself, after said feast I mistakenly opened his bedroom door looked at the filth strewn surroundings that he was wallowing in, the dirty plates, crumpled bedding, all kinds of food wrapper, discarded cups and bottles and I thought about his outspoken stand on global poverty and “old people”

So here my non son I will explain “global poverty and disease are normally caused by ignorance, you are poor because you can’t be fucked to apply yourself in the workplace, you buy shit that wont last 5 minuets and do not save, you like to draw my attention to the diseased starving in other countries, yet you fail to notice we are preparing to fight off a massive rat/cockroach infestation caused by your poor hygiene and possible ecoli outbreak when you mistakenly “snack on” some of your leftovers” and yes “Old People” are cunts because we try to hold you on the straight and narrow, be thankful your mother still puts out, because you my non son need a good slap round the head and a shake to liven up your brain cells, You truly are an ungrateful little cunt.

Bring back National service, so that they may be torn from there mothers breast and learn to fend for themselves and wash.

Nominated by lord benny