(I apologise the Admins if this is overly short but my spleen is about to rupture over the shit below and black bile is a cunt to get out of a keyboard.)
In an effort to be more inclusive and diverse, Google have removed the eggs from a salad emoji to make it a more “inclusive vegan salad”.
I shit you not – click here
The world has gone fucking nuts!!!
Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet
I would like to nominate McDonald’s new “Super Wrap” advert for a cunting.
Feckless yoof (a yank – but locale doesn’t really matter) stumbles to the counter to order his “wrap” from a (faux) edgy bit of skirt and the next thing you’re whooshed of to the reality of this cunt getting off with said “edgy” burger-flipper at bowling, cinema, etc.
No mate, no. She’s a burger flipping skank and the reason she’s tolerating your existence is because YOU’RE PAYING you cunt!
As soon as you leave the bowling alley it’s no feel or touchy and as soon as your car leaves her driveway you just know Alfonse will be turning up to a) slip her an 11″ length, b) pick up what she’s grifted off said gullible cunts.
Gullible cunts like YOU!
O’course the ad portrays it as being wholly positive. I see it as slave labour dressed up as a life choice.
Cunt off McDonald’s you cunt!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
A Cunting for Richard Reed supposed entrepreneur
On Question time actually stating blatant false facts that leaving the EU is totally different from leaving the single market and customs union. When challenged he’s using the phrase ” get your facts right / you don’t know your facts ”
Eh, cunt face, staying in the market/ customs union means adherence to the basic principles of membership you total and utter lying cunt. Why it’s allowed to pass on BBC One is a sign of the times. I go on about this all the time so I’ll shut the fuck up now, but be aware of this cunt.
Nominated by Squint Cuntwood
The US of Fucking A is a complete and utter Cunt of a Cuntry.
They play shit sports like Baseball and Gridiron that no other cunt gives a fuck about and the Winners are crowned World Champs,they took the fine game of Football and turned it into 100 odd fat Yankee cunts smashing into each other whilst screaming” touchdown!”
They are the fattest Cunts on the planet,even their cops look like hippos,and thats just the females. They got a place called Hollywood where thousands of Cunts remake the same film 100 times a year with the USA winning every war in history including defeating the Romans and other battles fought hundreds of years before the US cunts were even around.
They got another place called Sillycunt Valley where ugly,deformed little cunts with 2 inch dicks spend all day inventing shite like self driving cars so that their fellow lazy obese Yankee Cunts can ride around 24/7 stuffing hamburgers and pizzas and cokes down their fat faces.
The USA is a complete and utter CUNT!
Nominated by Thomas
After a few days of warm weather the naysayers and doom mongers are beginning to mention hose pipe bans and restrictions, such as taking a shower rather than a bath…
Fuck me, it’s good ole Blighty, it rains for 10 months of the year and how often do we get to hear about floods in some place or other. So where has all that water gone I ask? We should be the Saudi Arabia of H2O, it should be our biggest export for cryin out load.
Mmmm, now fat cat water company bosses and shareholders pocketing the profits and not investing in the network? Too many people, approx 70 million on a small island design for about 35mil?
I despair. Hose pipe bans, stick em up yer arse.
Nominated by LeonardoDiCunty