Paul McCartney (8) and James Cordon (10)

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Double cunt overload… Paul McCartney and James Corden…

We all know about Fab ‘I love Kilary Clinton, I belittled and bossed around George Harrison, and did I tell you for the umpteenth time I was John Lennon’s mate?’ Macca, and Corden is also a colossal cunt… That Karaoke Carpool thing was the biggest pile of contrived and arselciking shite…

I always disliked Corden and I hate him even more now… The talentless lardarse was so sycophantic, especially when McCartney told the ‘Let It Be’ story for the 5000th time and Corden gushes “That the most beautiful story I’ve heard”…. What a Total arselicker…. The first scenes with the jukebox were totally staged …–One of the ‘customers’ was a bodyguard… A mate of mine was in there last week and he spoke to the staff….. The audience who run through the doors later were given tickets for the gig…

What a load of bullshit and what a pair of cunts…

Nominated by Norman

Ed Miliband [11]

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That wonderful elder statesman Ed Milly-Pede being interviewed on News Night about Trump…..what a fucking rubbish spouting twat.

Admits his constituents voted overwhelmingly for Brexit, but thinks they need educating. Stalin was good at re-educating his critics I believe….know what I mean?…init

Nominated by Attila The Cunt

The Guardian [7]

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Now there are enough reasons to cunt this shitfuck of an organisation, but today they published an article entitled “Enough of the knob gags: penis size is a mental health issue”.

The article attempts to convince the reader that there is a hidden mental health problem with what it calls “men” because they feel worried that their cock isn’t big enough.

What is laughable in this article is that firsly, they just post lies saying that all men suffer from this, which is bullshit. And second, there is barely an attempt to cover up the usual man bashing bullshit that they love.

Goggle and read it its hilarious. And the guardian and utter fucking cunts.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Lynx Deodorant

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I can’t bear to breathe in this shite. Every time I smell it, I feel as if my nose has been viciously assaulted. It makes me heave. Anyone over the age of 15 who wears this needs to be sectioned and attended to by the men in white coats. Why would anyone want to smell like a sweaty year 8 boy’s changing room anyway? The adverts depict a daft bloke intensely spraying himself in this shite while he is surrounded by a load of wimmin all clucking round him. What a load of cobblers. This shite may as well be called ‘human repellent’ because when one chooses to wear it, they won’t have anyone within a five mile radius of them. Lynx is an abomination and whoever continues to produce it is a cunt.

Nominated by, Jayniño

 

Richard Branson [10]

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A cunting for Virgin Atlantic and the bearded, grinning, hippy cunt Branson.

‘Virgin Atlantic is to stop working with the Home Office on forcible deportations from the UK of people deemed to be illegal immigrants.
The British airline says it has informed the government of its decision, saying it was “in the best interest of our customers and people”.
It comes amid concern over the removal of Windrush generation migrants and LGBT asylum seekers.’

These cunts have made their money out of the Windrush fuck up so are withdrawing from deportations. And of course LBGTXCFSZ gets a mention as if we are turfing out planeloads of Eddie Izzards on a daily basis. Look at us! We are so right-on and caring!

Can this organisation, with it’s subsidy driven sectors and it’s repulsive figurehead get any more despicable? Probably. The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble