Leo Varadkar (2)

It’s time Leo Varadkar, the Irish PM, received a nomination. Up to now, I’ve ignored this insignificant little gobshite. But after his latest attempt at showing the world what a big man is, I can’t ignore him anymore, he’s a cunt of monumental proportions. Since we voted to leave the EU, Varadkar has made many threats about what Ireland would if we pressed ahead with Brexit. None of them have any substance, because he’s not the big shot political leader he thinks he is.

I’m nominating him now, because his latest threat is so ridiculously stupid I can’t help but wonder if he has ANY higher brain functions. He really is the Abbottopotamus’s Irish cousin. Following on from his other threats, this political pygmy is threatening to ban all UK flights heading across the Atlantic from Irish airspace in the event of a no deal Brexit. You can just tell that this knob has not thought things through before shooting his mouth off, because there are several problems that he would face if he did ban UK flights.

First of all, overflight rights are not guaranteed by the EU. They are guaranteed by a multilateral treaty which predates the EU, and was signed by both the UK and Irish Republic. The ONLY way Varadkar could make good on that promise, would be to withdraw the Irish republic from the treaty. The problem with doing that, is that there are 131 other countries besides the UK and Ireland who have signed that treaty, and he would have to ban them too.

Worse still for Ireland, is the threat of retaliation from the UK. As it stands, most flights between Ireland and the EU come through UK airspace, and practically ALL vehicles travelling between Ireland and the EU have to go through England. If Irish planes and ground traffic were banned from travelling through UK airspace or using English ports, Irelands economy would be well and truly fucked.

I can understand Varadkar being concerned with the consequences of a no deal Brexit, the IMF recently announced that a hard Brexit would cost the EU £200 billion per year, and Ireland would be the worst hit. Rather than try to find a workable solution though, Varadkar has decided to hurl insults at us and make numerous threats, all of which are retarded. None of them have taken into the UK’s ability to hurt Ireland far more than Ireland can hurt us. For the most part, the EU has been silent whenever Varadkar has run his mouth off. This time though, numerous politicians from the EU and from member states have been united in the scorn. Someone needs to tell him to either start thinking before he throws out his threats, or shut the fuck up.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Flying Insects

BzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz (while you’re in the garden) zzzzZZZZ

FUCK OFF! (swipe)

Now they fly next to your ear ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzZZZ FUCK OFF!! Ow!

Whip! Get lost or it’s raid time BZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ whip! Hah got ya, fucking leave my dinner alone, tell your friends

(High pitched) zszszszszszszszsszszsz BASTARD (swipe), fuck off zszszszszszszszszszszszs (smash) great the fucking lamp zszszszszszszszszszsz TSSSSSSSCCCHHH taste some raid you bastard. Now I am going back to bed.

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Dave Haslam

Dave Haslam is a cunt…

The ex-Hacienda DJ and err… ex-Hacienda DJ is organising a ‘Love Music Hate Racism’ night… Haslam has done this in response to ‘contentious’ comments by the singer Morrissey about religion and politics…. Haslam went on about being ‘let down by Morrissey’ and Morrissey’s support for ‘Tommy Robinson and the far right’….

So, basically this pillock doesn’t bat an eyelid at the hordes on social media, local councils, politicians, big media companies and cunts like the BBC indulging and pussyfooting round their precious pet peacefuls and turning a blind eye to grooming gangs, ‘fuck the police’ marches, and terror plots… Yet a past his prime singer says that Tommy Robinson tells it like it is and it’s open season… One of those camelbuggering cunts commits carnage at a Manchester pop concert and it’s candles and ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’… ie: ‘Nothing to see here! They’re not all bad etc’…. But Morrissey says a couple of words and it’s hang him high…

This is typical leftist libflake shite in a bottle… It’s only ‘racism’ when they say it is and when it’s ‘their’ type of ‘racism’… Racism against white and English people and grooming and raping innocent English girls doesn’t count… But anyone who criticises these bastards and defends those who do the same (like Robinson or Morrissey) does so at their peril…..

Leftism is the new fascism…

Nominated by Norman

Cash Only businesses

Cash Only businesses are cunts, aren’t they?

Could anybody elucidate me on this matter: A commercial business opens, perhaps a hairdresser or a restaurant/café. They then display a sign saying “Cash Only.” This means they can bypass any paper trail of receipts and consequently pay fuck all in tax.

Sometimes the sign is on the front window! How audacious can they be? It’s as if they’re bragging about avoiding the taxman!

Ubiquitous culprits of this include Romanian hairdressers, tiny shops with aggressive-looking Kurdish “barbers”, and any “restaurant” selling Asian food.

Why aren’t these places being raided? I understand the Police are busy arresting Tommy Robinson or people who’ve got hurt feelings on the internet but meanwhile these fuckers are creaming it in. They want all the benefits from society without contributing anything. Have HMRC indefinitely closed down?

Dirty, money-grubbing, tax-dodging, gold-toothed rats.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

“Cash only” displayed in the window dahn my manor generally indicates the willingness orf the proprietor to deal in a civil manner with those little exigencies in life that require to be sorted orn a mahn to mahn basis. IE cashola available for protection to the local firm, local plod and local enterprise for such as a spot orf diesel, some gas or electric or a no strings attached installation orf SKY or NETFLIX ect ect.

Supported by Sir Limply Stoke

Electric cars [3]

A cunting for yet another bit of green bullshit.
Electric cars and the government wanting a charge point in every new-build.
Leaving aside the dubious ‘green’ credentials of electric cars and the grid generating problems which will arise, let’s look at a practical aspect of charging.

In any town the streets are choked both sides with parked cars, day and night. So there will be a cable coming out of each house across the pavement? Or will each house have a charging pole at the kerbside? I don’t think this has been thought through. Most houses are not new builds. Most houses don’t have drives or off-road parking.
Another example off bollocks masquerading as environmentally sound.
The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble