A cunting for the European Court of Justice.

This, wholly independent of course, institution has advised that Brexit can be reversed, unilaterally by the UK. Well whoopeedoo, who’d a thought a EU organisation could be so even handed? Or could it be that they are feeding off the UK Establishment pressure to keep the UK cash cow in thrall to the 4th Reich?
They needn’t have bothered. Westminster will ensure the gravy train rolls on as if the referendum hadn’t happened.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Daniela Tejada is a cunt. Who? She’s the wife of that other millennial cunt, Matthew Hedges, who has just been released from prison by the president of the UAE (the stupid cunt thought he could go poking around an Arab country without putting noses out of joint).

She rants about Trump, downtrodden sand people, and switches between English and a flip flop language. She doesn’t tweet about how an honour it is to be in Britain. Why our Foreign Secretary wasted time on these two oxygen thieves is beyond me. Perhaps the story was more appealing than some poor bloke getting his head sawn off. That’s the reality in the Middle East you vacuous, parasitic, millennial, snowflake cunts.

Nominated by Sgt Maj Cunt

Animal trophy-Hunters are cunts, aren’t they?

We know our Yank cousins just lurrrve guns but the displaying of it is distasteful and vulgar. The latest American barbarian, Larysa Switlyk, has posed in Scotland boasting about shooting a goat, a ram, and a stag. She then posed for photos grinning like the cunt she is whilst clutching the still-warm corpses. What courage! There wee photos of previous “hunts” where she’s hugging the limp cadavers of a moose, an alligator, a reindeer, and a peacock. A PEACOCK!

I know certain animals like deer have to be culled but this is fucking sick vanity.

A few years back we had that Yank dentist who fancied killing yet another lion. The unapologetic scumbag performed his courageous act with a bow & arrow and consequently Cecil the lion had a slow, agonising death. What valour!

Recently there was another Yank bitch who bravely shot a giraffe in South Africa then proceeded to gurn beside its flaccid body.

Why would anybody do this? The murdered animals aren’t going to be eaten, these tourists weren’t being threatened. Are these cunts’ lives so empty they want to mistreat and murder sentient animals?
There is an argument that says that the money raised in hunting can be used to preserve wildlife blah blah. Personally I say for “sport-hunting” read ‘The massacre of animals.’ The photos of these odious cunts are obscene; photos of detestable, attention-seeking, cunterous cowards.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Tesco Christmas ad. What a load of utter cunt ish diversity stuffed turkey. Must have took 5 minutes to make that drivel up. Family of Happy aspiring architects. Didn’t see any knives I bet on of them scooter boys has half inched them.

Total bunch of baw bags

Nominated by Cuntancurou s

I’d like to nominate the diet coke ad. This absolute cuntbag, as you’ll have probably seen, swaggers down a hipster filled street swigging his ‘super good’ mango flavoured diet filth. Who drinks this fucking swill and why would we need some hipster bawbag telling us he’s ‘really into this’ while necking another glug. Absolute Cunt.

Nominated by CraigRB

A nomination for Mark Dolan. A supposed ‘comedian’ who frequently appears on the Sky newspaper review. A right on, sanctimonious male feminist type. He’s usually paired with Michelle Dewberry, who speaks sense. He just speaks total twattery.

Nominated by Mystic Maven