Januhairy

Could I please cunt Januhairy?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46747452

What fuckery is this? Wimmin are being encouraged to grow their body hair, this is so wimmin can embrace their natural hairiness. Apparently as men we should respect a woman’s naturally hairy legs and pits. Fair enough I say, by the same token women should accept men with beards without question.

Once again equality goes out of the window, perfectly acceptable for women to reject bearded men but don’t any man dare say he doesn’t fancy a woman with legs like a chimp and the Amazon jungle under her armpits.

This idea was thought up by some millennial student, surprise fucking surprise, these cunts will be running the country one day, I have given this some thought and I have come to conclusion humanity won’t be wiped out by a meteor impact or a nuclear war, nope we are going to wiped out by terminal bullshit.

It’s amazing how much shite we are sitting back and eating. Any cunt can do what the fuck they want, live and let live. But when the mass media and politicians promote this bullshit and legislate it beyond reproach or question we are truly fucked.

I fucking despair on the stupidity of people these days, how long until paedophilia becomes the next cause? I realise this is a large step from hairy arsed women but it’s all part of the same destructive push to tear down morality and replace it with an anything goes society where nothing is beyond reproach as long as it’s done in the name of diversity and inclusiveness.

News flash cunts; society constructed morality to exclude the more toxic extremes of human depravity from poisoning society. Depravity and perversion still went on but it was understood cunts did their nastiness discreetly and everyone went about their business none the wiser,

Sorry for this rambling poorly constructed cunting which strayed away from the original topic but I’m so fucked off with the free for all and good for very few world that liberal progressives are foisting upon us and destroying young minds with.

 

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

 

A nomination for theme months such as Stoptober, Movember, Veganuary etc…the latest one being Januhairy – this extract from the Daily Mail:

‘A month-long campaign encouraging women to grow out their body hair is happening for the first time.
Januhairy, set up by student Laura Jackson, 21, from Warwickshire aims to help women love and accept their natural hair while raising money for charity – rather like a female version of Movember.’

Is the charity for something worthwhile? Apparently this daft cow is hoping to raise £1,000 for a charity that encourages ‘body confidence’
Well, the fact that she is a drama student should be enough for a nomination to ISAC, this bullshit campaign endorses it.

 

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The Passage Of Time

The passage of time is a cunt isn’t it? I remember when I was still in primary school with fuck all responsibilities and easy homework looking forward to eventually becoming an adult. Well, as of date of cunting (21/12) I’m 21 in a few days (Christmas Eve if anyone’s interested – eep!) and wondering where all that time went – certainly doesn’t feel like a fucking decade to me. And I’ve been told both by my parents and work colleagues who are older than myself that its only gonna go even faster as I become older as well – so that’s totally something to dread as I hurtle towards my inevitable demise. Fuck sake.

 

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt

Miley Cyprus (2)

I’d like to nominate one Miley Cyrus for a cunting. Hot off the right on sisters, ethnics, minorities, peacefuls, trans fluid gender cunts, etc website (aka the bbc) “Miley Cyrus has overhauled the lyrics to Santa Baby, turning the festive classic into a feminist anthem.”
What a cunt !!! if she wants she can buy me something for Christmas and let me have a nibble if it helps her feel a warm glow in a sense of women being doing it for themselves kind of way… more shit from the fucking talent free arse shaker perpetuated by the bullshit broadcasting corp. What a cunt. utter cunt…

 

Nominated by Everyonesacunt

Refugee Sailors

Stowaway Asylum Seekers:

Ahoy me hearties for a well-deserved cunting for the “penniless” scum who manage to find thousands of pounds to get themselves deposited in rubber dinghies to try to sneak into Britain, most of whom describe themselves as “Iranians”.

Today though a group of violent motherfuckers managed to reach a new low:

No doubt they will be given temporary asylum but surely they should have been thrown overboard by the jolly jack tars. Captain Bligh wouldn’t have hesitated. If they are aggressive violent cunts at sea, imagine how they would run riot on a housing estate.

Nominated by W C Boggs

Jimmy Carr [3]

Jimmy facking Carr. Why oh why did they get this unfunny cunt to present the fucking Inbetweeners 10th anniversary special? The big celebration of one of my all time favourite shows, anticipated for ages by myself and other fans of the show, and they have, of all people, JIMMY CARR to present it? Fuck off you cunt and fuck off Channel 4 for selecting him to host it.

 

Nominated by OpinionatedCunt