The Anti-May lobby are Cunts.

I have a bit of respect for award-winning “Cunt of the Year” Mrs. May. I’m not trying to say that she hasn’t made mistakes,she has. However, I’m more interested to hear who Cunters believe would have been able to solve the problem of Brexit. The EU was never going to roll over and just accept whatever was demanded or promised by a bunch of pie-in-the-sky,jingoistic fantasists. However painful it may be,we need Europe,it is a massive trading-block right on our doorstep. All this “trade-deals” with America and the like…anyone who thinks that Donald Trump would give us a “special-relationship” style deal is deluded. Trump will always,quite rightly,put ‘Murica first.

I believe that May is the only one out of this whole sorry mess who has acted with some degree of honour. O.K., she didn’t believe in Brexit,but I think that she tried to deliver something which was a start. It wasn’t perfect,how could it be when so many different versions of “Brexit” are touted? The idea of a Brexit on WTO terms seems to be the choice of most on here..well, it isn’t going to happen. When virtually every politician and business-leader says that it would be a disaster for the country,perhaps they know more about it than me and are correct. It’s all very well saying that nobody knows what would happen…if they’re right,it’s too late. Is the very real risk of a real meltdown better than a half-arsed,”managed” Brexit where we don’t have the EU actively conspiring to sink us?
Back to the anti-May part….which of our political heavyweights would have done better…. Johnson? a blowhard opportunist who quickly bailed out when faced with it. Gove?,another Johnson but with even less appeal. Farage? the man did a fine job of completely vanishing post-vote, I wonder why? Corbyn? a true head-case, Rees-Mogg? another entitled,out-of-touch Eton millionaire( Cameron,Johnson…God Forbid another) or perhaps one of the Javid, Pattell etc. bunch who, I suspect,wouldn’t take it on,and if they did,would do no better than May, because it is a dilemna which is unsolvable.

For me, however unpalatable, May’s exit plan was the best that we could currently hope for. It was a start. Bearing in mind that “our leaders” are not going to allow a No-Deal Brexit, I fear that things will be dragged on until a new referendum is forced through,one where “Brexit” is effectively sunk without trace.

Whatever you think of May and her deal, I can’t see who would have done any more.

Fuck Off.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

I’ve decided to take a very brief break from political cuntings to focus on something closer to home that boils my piss just as much, lazy cunts at supermarkets who don’t take their trolleys back to the trolley stands that are all over the fucking car parks at these places. Mrs McGraw and I called into our local Asda this morning, 27th December), to replenish our stock of festive supplies. We packed it all into the old Chelsea Tractor, got in, and then, ‘bang’.

The car park at our Asda is built on a shallow hill. But it’s just steep enough for a trolley to roll down if some lazy cunt leaves it in an empty parking space, instead of in the trolley stand, with the other trolleys. Which is what happened here. Some ignorant cow had been loading her car up in the next but one space up from ours, then just let it go and started to get into her car. It hit my near side rear door, but fortunately, there was no damage. She knew she’d done it, because she turned and looked when she heard the bang. Didn’t give a fuck. Neither did I, when I retrieved the trolley, walked up to her car, gently nudged the front of the offside front wing, and then carefully left the trolley balanced against one the spotlights on her front bumper. I then suggested she might like to take the time to replace the trolley whence she found it, instead of being an ignorant cunt and letting it hit someone else’s car.

She seemed somewhat put out at this, obviously she was incredibly busy thinking only of herself. But did I give a fuck? No. Cunts like her are fucking parasites. I’ve been seeing this quite a lot in the last year or so, and I’m already mightily pissed off with it. I can’t remember the last time I tried looking for an empty space in a supermarket car park, only to find that some selfish, ignorant sack of monkey shit has left their trolley in it, instead of putting it back with where it lives.

There should be a law allowing us to batter cunts like this, with shopping trolleys, until it sinks in that not returning trolleys is selfish, ignorant and makes you a sack of monkey shit.

A surprisingly non-political cunting by Quick Draw McGraw

Carrie Gracie – what a cunt. Her paltry £92,000 salary from the AlBeeby wasn’t good enough as the men were getting paid more.

So she throws all her toys out of her pram. Now most people who throw there toys out the pram usually get fired, dismissed, and usually would never want to work for such a discriminatory organisation again.

But not this bitch. She gets a payrise to £145,000, back dated at the taxpayers expense, takes 6 months unpaid leave and lo and behold is back at the AlBBC as if nothing had ever happened.

These people are hypocritical low life scum, there is no justice in this world. Cunts.

Nominated by Speakyourmind

Eurosceptic MP Edward Leigh,The ‘Honourable Member’ for Gainsborough, has been very critical of Maybe’s bucket of shit Brexit deal, and has said that he wouldn’t back it. He’s now announced that he’s changed his mind and will vote for it after all; two weeks after being appointed to the Privy Council. What a coincidence.

My my, but you sold yourself cheaply sunshine. That’s not even worth thirty pieces of silver. There’s a word, and it begins with ‘c’, that comes to mind…

Nominated by Ron Knee

I’m new to this and this is my first one…but afford me a little of your time please.

I’d like to cunt colleagues at work who come in practically fucking collapsing of cold/flu/the shits/whatever, in the prickish and misguided belief that they should still be coming to work, and then go on to infect every other poor fucker and make them as sick as a hound.

“It doesn’t matter how I feel, I always come in and I’ve never had a day off sick and I never will” you hear these arrogant and smug fucktards crow. The demographic of these assholes is universal; young, old, black, white, queer, straight – whatever.

This is the second Christmas in a row I have been infected by one of these utter cunts and I am currently coughing, bringing up lungers and feeling like shit over what should be a happy and relaxing time. I feel fucking fed up and snappy which is no fun for Mrs Desmond at all.

This year’s prize prick is a member of the IT team who I bumped into in the office kitchen looking like an extra from Cannibal Holocaust just before Christmas. This stupid fucker was coughing everywhere with his nose streaming, not bothering to cover his mouth. I played the part of the good colleague and asked him should he be at the office? “I’ve just got so much to do” this bellend told me. Yes…I suppose he has, making other people poorly and wretched.

These cunts have the audacity also I have found to slag off those who do the right thing and take a genuine sick day instead of being an office-based germ machine. They can all get fucked really.

What these sacks of rancid balls don’t think about is the fact that they come in and  make others ill who then take time off quite reasonably which costs the firm more in the long run in sick pay and product/efficiency.

These cunts should be all be placed on a island with bubonic plague raging through it, let’s see if the fuckers can manage to make it in when they’re in a pit of lime decaying.

Happy Christmas and all that jazz.

Nominated by Dandy Desmond