As if we don’t have enough meddling bastards in our country keeping on remoaning the fucking Germans are at it now:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46918009
One of the letter writers to The Times in the picture that accompanies that article looks like a lezzie and the other a poof.
Why don’t they keep their meddlng snouts out of our affairs. Germany just wants another mug – us – to share the bills and the immigrants they don’t give a fuck about us.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 120 by picking the immimitable Windsor Davis. She was 88. Into the oven he goes and it ain’t half hot!
On to Deadpool 121
Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).
3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!
Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies
Flabapottomus again. Sorry.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:-
It’s not that she is a clueless, patronising waste of space, devoid of even the most basic grasp on maths, or even reality.
It’s not even the mad way her eyes roll around her head, suggesting a sandwich or five short of a picnic.
It’s waycism.
rolls eyes
yawns
It’s hilarious up until the point that you remember she is only a couple of random events from being home secretary. Imagine her and catweazle running ting’. Having said that, I don’t know a single person of sound mind that would vote for Corbyn. Having said that, the mong hordes are stupid. So who knows.
Pretty much the worst advert for affirmative action anywhere, but her fellow…….people…….never miss an opportunity to vote her back in.
Nominated by Mecha-rigsby
So emergency news splashs orf Blighty running oit orf medicines due to “stockpiling”. Oh no it ain’t. It is down to fucking profiteering. A three or fourfold mark up to the NHS (orn drugs it already pays exorbitantly for) and severe shortages orf common prescription drugs to further jack up the costs – dear old supply and demand (funny that that never seems to work the other way aroinde though). Remember the decimalization mark-ups?
So what is in short supply? Top orf the list Citalopram (anti-depressant) and Naproxen (strong pain killer).
So what drugs keep Yours Truly’s old arse motoring orn in these shitehole times? You guessed it plus rumours abound orf a black market in ticker meds and Viagara. Fuck. Treble bugger.
To much to expect that HMG will set controlled prices for the drugs that keep the NHS (and Yours Truly) running. Let the market decide? Fucking Tory dogma. Shite. Have bought in a few barrels (not kegs) orf me single malt as an alternative prescription.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke
Yet another nomination for the BBC, this time for their ludicrous bias towards Liverpool Football Club. They are virtually creaming their pants over the cheating Scouse bastards being top of the League. Cunters of a certain age will no doubt remember the way Liverpool were sainted by the Savilites in the 1970s and 1980s. And this bias has continued despite Liverpool not winning the title for decades. Christ, I was still at university the last time Liverpool won the title. Anyone who doubts this bias only has to look at the different ways Heysel and Hillsborough are remembered.
My campaign for a ‘People’s Season’ begins the moment Ipswich are relegated and Liverpool are champions on the grounds that most fans, players and managers were too stupid, too racist and probably too Islamophobic to understand the rules and the whole season must be replayed to get an outcome I like (FYI, if Liverpool are again champions and Ipswich are again relegated, I will demand a third vote, sorry season).
Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt