The Cunts ‘evolving’ car design, designing out safe features and designing in dangerous ones.

Last year I noticed a car entering a roundabout with one of its front lights out, not unusual I thought as modern cars often blow bulbs with their top class electronics and cunt drivers often drive with their front fog lights on when not required (a needed cunting in itself). But I noticed it again a while later as a car turned with one light out and then again and more frequently during the year before I twigged it..

Some cunt of a car designer had seen fit to design fog lights that light up individually in the direction of the turn. Bunch of bastards! Fog lights are for fog, if you want to signal an intended direction change then indicators are the expected and safe norm, not a lazy automatic single fog light, you cunts!

Same with Audi, not content with a simple and safe ‘instant on’ indicator, they have to design in a novel wanker feature to rise above the other marques.. Namely the delayed action knight rider style incremental LED indicator! What a cunt.. Such cutting edge design now means that when the Audi cunt indicates (which they rarely do), there is a one second delay while the led gets going and actually starts to scroll / indicate. Progress indeed. dangerous delay more like.

Finally, the latest design fad to reduce road safety is the eradication of the indicator side (front wing) repeater on modern motors with the added bonus of the front corner indicators being located on the inner headlight rather than outside it. If one of these cunts comes round a roundabout and actually indicates (quite rare) you can’t see the indicator as it resides grill side of a cunting bright HID headlight. ++good !

All of which means that if a modern car is behind me I can see it clearly as it burns a hole in my retina with its HID headlights, but if it’s coming around a roundabout or in / out of a junction I’ve generally no idea what it’s doing as the driver is most often a complete cunt on wheels and the car designers have made the car’s indicator systems completely useless!

Nominated by CuntryCunt

Bandwagons, glory hunters, plastic fans. Call them what you will, for me, I prefer bandwagon, they are lowest form of sports fan and they must be cunted.

I am a massive basketball fan and have been following the NBA for over 20 years, from the Jordan, Chicago Bulls era, through to the Spurs, Duncan, Kobe, Lakers, Lebron, Heat years, and now here we are, in the age of the dynasty of the Golden State Warriors (current champions based in Oakland, but soon to be San Francisco).

What I am witnessing is bandwagoning the likes of which I’ve never seen before. Not only in the US, but here in the UK too. In all these years, seldom seen anyone wearing NBA merchandise, but over the last 3 years (the Warriors have been champs 3 times in a row) I have seen quite a few people sporting said team’s jerseys and t-shirts. This is not coincidence, this is glory hunting and there is NO excuse for it. I bet none of these cunts have even set foot in the United States, let alone northern California.

My mate has compared Warrior fans to the current wave of new Man City fans, known as “plastic”, a term which I find amusing. But “no way on the scale of Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal.”
To root for a team based on their constant winning is not a valid reason for support, it’s a win-only mentality shared by children (stupid), dumb bitches (say no more), psychopaths (not the good kind) and ageing brogrammers (football fans, insert stereotype glory hunter identity here).

It’s a shame for genuine fans of these sports clubs, being inundated with these clueless, opportunistic, pseudo supporter cunts. Fuck them, and fuck the fake horse they rode in on.

Nominated by Lord Cuntony

I would like to cunt James Nesbitt doing voiceovers. Just fuck off.some poxy ad agency has come up with the spiffing wheeze that he has a voice that the plebs just luuuuuurve. Errrrrr no ,it’s just irritating. All I think is aren’t you fucking getting enough money from your many many acting roles?. You’re in danger of over exposing yourself mate.

Nominated by Richard1

It’s that time of year to cunt once again the fucking borefest to end all borefests that is the Superbowl. It goes for a fucking eternity, no cunt knows the rules, if it fucking has any, and the half time entertainment is like an Olympics opening and closing ceremony all rolled into one, with a load of cunts no fucker has ever heard of or if they had,  thought they fucked off many moons ago.
For a country so fucking big how come they haven’t a clue about fucking sport!!
Superbowl 50 fucking whatever get fucked you cunt.

Nominated by Flexicunt

I would like to take the time to direct a cunting at the annual cuck show that is the superbowl. After being spoiled by some excellent rugby over the weekend a friend recommended we watch the superbowl. Having fuck all interest in the NFL, I was utterly ambivalent if we watched it or not. However, there was fuck all else to watch (unless you like the reboot of gays dressing Bi curious men) so I thought fuck it. God what a boring cunt of a sport. Constant breaks in play, no tension, no hard hits and whats with all the fucking protection. The half time show royally fucked me off. That cunt from maroon five and those other cunts with their shit ass hip hop. Fuck all of you cunts.
On the bright side I did have a great palette cleanser. Watched a few episodes of bottom. RIP Rik Mayall you fucking legend!

Nominated by Cuntflappage