The BBC (05)

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Yet another nomination for the BBC, this time for their ludicrous bias towards Liverpool Football Club. They are virtually creaming their pants over the cheating Scouse bastards being top of the League. Cunters of a certain age will no doubt remember the way Liverpool were sainted by the Savilites in the 1970s and 1980s. And this bias has continued despite Liverpool not winning the title for decades. Christ, I was still at university the last time Liverpool won the title. Anyone who doubts this bias only has to look at the different ways Heysel and Hillsborough are remembered.

My campaign for a ‘People’s Season’ begins the moment Ipswich are relegated and Liverpool are champions on the grounds that most fans, players and managers were too stupid, too racist and probably too Islamophobic to understand the rules and the whole season must be replayed to get an outcome I like (FYI, if Liverpool are again champions and Ipswich are again relegated, I will demand a third vote, sorry season).

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

Soyboys

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Soy boys deserve a good cunting. These emasculated beta male wimps are a total abomination. For any ISAC members not familiar with these creeps, there’s plenty on youtube to turn you purple with apoplexy. Enjoy…..

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Keira Knightly [2]

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Keira Knightley

As part of the marketing of the dire film ”Colette”, Keira Knightley has been giving “”interviews”. Rather than attempt to describe or explain her ludicrous, right-on, politically correct and know-all “opinions”, I will let you read these extracts from “The Guardian” (of course) to see how this untalented example of modern wimminhood is condemned by her own big mouth:

“I’ve never wanted a penis,” she clarifies. “Apart from to piss up a tree. Being able to do that standing up: so convenient. You can just whip it out and whatever. But the idea of something so vulnerable swinging between my legs, I think I’m all right without.”

“Knightley appears on Ellen DeGeneres’s chat show and mentions she has banned her young daughter, Edie from watching the Disney classics “Cinderella” and “A Little Mermaid” because of their dodgy feminist messages.”

The article also refers to “vagina splitting, blood, poo, cracked nipples and incontinence pads” but I gave up in disgust. It was almost as horrible as her insolent, spoiled brat face and non-existent acting ability.

Nominated by FedUpWithWiimminWhiningAboutNothing

The People’s Vote (3)

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1. We already had a referendum, I’m sure we did because it’s been scaring the shit out of a load of cunts with a vested interest in the status quo for quite a few months now.

2. It’s called The People’s Vote Which is obviously patronising bullshit and overtly manipulative. Yet not only do some cunts think that nobody will notice.but lots of people seem to fall for it.

3. Loads of cunts want to use it to bind us to a mega-state beaurocracy because they are worried that the price of their Costa and Pret(entious) might go up a bit, even though millions of people that they say they care about (they actually don’t!) who are mostly poorer don’t like the mega-state beaurocracy because it adversely affects their life.

4. Other stuff – it doesn’t matter, where is my latte!

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

Tulip Siddiq

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This virtue signalling cunt delayed her baby’s birth to vote against the Government in last night’s Brexit vote even though she has a “high risk” pregnancy and doctors advised that she have a Caesarean on Monday or Tuesday night.

She said: “If my son enters the world even one day later than the doctors advised, but it’s a world with a better chance of a strong relationship between Britain and Europe, then that’s worth fighting for.”

Well, how about if the poor little cunt enters it (Dog forbid) disabled or not-at-all due to your selfishness? Your knew your vote would mean the square root of FUCK ALL in the overall outcome and yet you were willing to go against doctor’s advice just to make a political point.

I’m not so much of a cunt to wish any harm to your son. I sincerely hope he is OK and grows up to remember your actions when it comes to choosing a care home for you.

You selfish cunt.

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet