Nish Kumar

Nish Kumar. So called comedian. What a cunt. Just seen him on that other programme full of cunts, “Question Time”, where ,typical of all leftie cunts, he uses insults to try and smear a well respected Times columnist as a “racist bigot”. I’ve occasionally seen that other wank stain of a programme “The Mash Report” , hosted by this cunt and it isn’t funny, just full of the usual anti-Brexit, metropolitan leftie shit like all the other BBC so-called comedy programmes. I nominate this person for a good cunting

 

Nominated by Cuntfinder General

BBC News

The BBC News deserve a good cunting.

How much air time are they going to give to Jack Shepherd, for fuck sake, we must have had hours of reporting on this guy.

A one minute report would have been adequate, on remand in Georgia awaiting extradition proceedings back to the UK.

But NO, the fucking BBC have it has their lead story on the 6 O’clock news, he was sentenced iin his absence to 6 years for manslaughter and has been on the run for almost a year.

The BBC must be short on news stories to report, however they did report on the highest number of ‘asylum’ lol claims since 2015, all sorts of rubbish coming over in boats, trucks, from all the ports in Europe.

A NO DEAL brexit could be a good thing if we have better checks on trucks rolling into the UK.

CUNTS

Nominated by sick of it

An addition to this cunting, Fucking Newswatch tonight, devoted virtually the whole program to the “attack” on the Fatbott on Question time,
She was unfairly treat by FB, tha audience, Isabel Oakshott, for fuck sake !
Labour have made an official complaint to the BBC
CUNTs
Abbott gets everything she deserves, BUT I didnt see anything on QT that would qualify as an Attack, certainly not compared to some previous panelists have endured.

Additional cunt by sick of it.

The Merkrons

“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? “

The Merkrons
Reuters reports that Europe’s happiest couple, Emmanuel and Angela Merkron, have renewed their vows at a ceremony in Aachen.

For much of the previous century, the respective French and German branches of the family were locked in a bitter feud that occasionally erupted into outbreaks of extreme violence. The ceremony was aimed at reinforcing the reconciliation between them which has existed since their kiss and make up accord of 1963.

Speaking after the happy event, Mrs Merkron stated that the declaration ‘reinforces the cooperation between us. It will act as the first step towards the creation of a pan-European security organisation across the twenty odd sub-divisions of our multi-national business empire’.

It is fair to say however that joy across the continent has not been unconfined. Opponents argue that the Merkrons aim to create a European monopoly through the operations of their ‘ UnionEuropa’ mega company, thus establishing a choking stranglehold by which to dominate smaller competitors. Estranged family friend Marine Le Pen accused Mr Merkron of anti-competitive practices, claiming that he’d committed ‘an act that borders on treason’, and vowed never to speak to him again.

Small businessman and anti-corporate campaigner Nigel Farage also fumed ‘I didn’t get an invitation to the ceremony, but if I had, I’d have used it to wipe my arse after a shit this morning. The Merkrons want nothing less than to own the whole fucking continent, lock, stock and barrel. I wouldn’t be seen dead with the cunts’. Jacob Rees-Moggster, Managing Director Of GreatBrits Ltd, was just as scathing. ‘This is a marriage of convenience, little more than a sham’, The Moggster stated. ‘Mr Merkron is a puffed up peacock, and this gives him the opportunity to strut about and act like a player, but we all know who really wears the trousers in this relationship’.

The ceremony itself was marred by the appearance outside the town hall of a number of well-wishers clad in bright yellow jackets, who grew boisterous when refused admission to offer best wishes to the happy couple. Best man Jean-Claude Juncker was unavailable for photos of the ceremony, having last been seen in a comatose condition beneath the refreshments table.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Julius Makina

Julius Makina warrants a good cunting.
His recently departed sister Katrina Makunova made the headlines, being a 17 year old ‘victim’ of knife crime. The Evening Standard reports that the girl went to meet her estranged boyfriend having hidden a knife in her own handbag. A struggle ensued, she fell and stabbed herself with her own knife.
This cunt Julius declares that the Met Police are not doing enough to bring knife crime under control! How the fuck were they supposed to have prevented this ‘crime’?
How about your family instilling some sense into your sister and telling her carrying a knife probably isn’t the right idea. Let’s face it if she hadn’t managed to kill herself, what do you think she might have done with the knife?
And fuck me, immediately the dear old Met suggest increased stop and search might be the way to go, every ethnic activist leaps up and down proclaiming this racist action is completely unacceptable.
Here’s an idea you ignorant fuckwits. Start taking a bit of responsibility for your own actions instead of blaming everybody else. Unfortunately seems unlikely in today’s society.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

Green Tea Drinkers

Green Tea Drinkers

When doing the office tea rounds I have noticed a disturbing number of colleagues requesting a cup of this muck as opposed to the standard British cup of tea.

It is a sad state of affairs when British people start opting for a mug of this stomach bile rather than a ‘put the kettle on’ and have a good old brew (spoonful of sugar if you like) with a dash of milk.

Who the fuck would want to drink this shit? Just looks like a cup of hot water that has gone stagnant and bred algae. Smug cunts that drink this shit think that they are going to live forever by flushing all the toxins out of their bodies after a weekend of debauchery.

Stop being a silly cunt and have a proper cup of tea.

 

Nominated by Janette Krankie’s Hairy Cunt