The Nectar Card

Have you got a Nectar card? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I havn’t got a Nectar card becuase I’m not a complete numpty cunt!

I don’t know how many shops do this Nectar card thing, as I don’t really ‘shop’ in chain stores but one place that does do it and has its staff following a script every time I use it is BP. Every single time I use any of their outlets around the country I get the dreaded question..

“Have you got a Nectar card?”

Arrrrrrrrgghhh. No! They just can’t help it! I’ve even asked them why they do it and they all say they’re told to, so it’s part of their job description! Its doing me head in Mick!

I’ve tried a badge saying “No, I don’t have a Nectar Card” but they don’t get it and still ask. Even when I’ve been in the same outlet multiple times in one week and denied owning a Nectar Card, they still ask me if I’ve got one!

Sometimes when they ask I just say ‘Yes’ and stand there like a cunt. They just stand there waiting for me to produce it. Fun for 15 seconds..

This cunting goes for the whole spy card / tracking card / store card bull that poeple buy into. These things are there for a purpose and that’s to extract maximum profits from the blind sheep that use them at every purchase to assist the corporate blood suckers in their data collection profit increasing programme.

Have I got a Nectar Card? Fuck off!

Nominated by CuntryCunt

Smartphones at Concerts

Smartphones and Concerts

Back in the 70s, 80s and 90s you could go to a gig (music, stand-up, theatre etc), sit your arse down with all the other cunts that made up the audience and watch the arty cunts on stage do their thing without any hindrance or obscurity (unless you were stuck behind a tall fat cunt with a huge barnet)

But over the last few years trying to do the same is now virtually impossible. And the reason? Because every cunt and his dog insists on hoisting their phones or tables aloft in order to record the cunts on stage rather than actually watching with their own eyes.

So if you’re one of those old school cunts, don’t be surprised to see an auditorium awash with glowing screens blocking your view and in all likelihood blocking themselves so they don’t actually get to see the cunts on stage anyway!

It is only when a cunt on stage actually takes the cunts in the audience to task will you have any chance of seeing anything. But that is quite rare these days. Although I do recall an Al Murray concert in Brum a couple of years back. He told the cunts in the audience right from the off to “turn your fackin’ phones off!” And they all did apart from one stubborn cunt. And when he took her to task she said “it’s my right!” And that’s when he fired back with:-

“If you get your fackin’ ticket out of your fackin handbag and read it, it will say ‘no photographic or digital recordings allowed. By purchasing this ticket you have accepted these rules!’ Nah then, you’ve got two fackin’ choices darling: either you switch your fackin phone off and shut the fack up; or you get chucked out of here and face possible prosecution. Your fackin’ choice!”

Needless to say she complied. But all the same going to a gig, even the cinema, is a right fucking chore, not least because of all the fucking noise by braindead Gen Zeds; but also because of all these fucking phones and tablets being a disruptive influence to anyone who just wants to see a show!

Nominated by No Cunt for Old Men

Brenton Tarrent

A cunting for the vile, deranged, psychopaths who murdered Muslims in New Zealand.

Apart from the loss of innocent lives, these stupid, Nazi fuckers actually advance the liberal cause and reinforce Muslims’ sense of victimhood.

The cunt here who murdered Jo Cox and the other halfwit who ran down someone at a mosque achieved exactly the same. And Norway is so much more Norwegian because of that cunt Anders Breivik isn’t it? No, the fucking liberal left is virtuous and thriving.

Any fucker who doesn’t think multiculturalism is great will be labelled far right and the fucking cops will waste more time on the far right.

Post Script
The BBC news reporting on the NZ atrocity managed to end with a report from a Bradford mosque showing how terrified and victimised the worshippers are. This thanks to the stupid murderous Australian fucking moron who decided to rid NZ of a non existent threat.

R4 this morning crammed full of victimised, traumatised peacefuls. Funny that we don’t get this when a mosque or market is attacked in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Iraq etc which happens just about weekly.
Brenton Tarrant should be taken up in a chopper and dropped in the Tasman from 5000 feet.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The response to the NZ shootings.

Let’s get real, none of us want to live in a world where we can be randomly killed going about our normal daily lives, the whole basis of our way of life is built on personal freedoms.

Let’s join the media and political class in painting over the killers stated motivations. Instead let’s look at the response from the establishment.

1. NZ is using this to tighten gun laws, barely had the last shot been fired and new legislation is mooted.

2. In London instantaneously the Mayor finds the extra police to protect mosques, in the middle of the knife crime epidemic he has been impotent with dealing with and that has left over twice the number of dead on our streets already this year.

3. It’s also possible that a response to this will be a tit for tat terror attack on a church or synagogue for instance, no word of extra security for these places of worship.

4. Of course the far right threat is further elevated, but how big is the far right threat in reality, is the definition of far right different now? This week I’ve seen Tommy Robinson, UKIP and Briebart news all mentioned as far right by the MSM, fuck the term Brexit extremists is gaining hold with some. It doesn’t help when think cunts suggest that Parliament should be bombed or MPs should be hanged.

Lastly why did this cunt spend two years planning this attack and then carry out his inhuman act on a Thursday? Friday prayer an unknown event to a man who has been planning a terror attack on Muslims for two years?

Lastly the media still under reports Muslim on Muslim terror attacks around the world; if you’re a Muslim and you’re the victim of a terror attack it’s many times more likely that your brother Muslims are responsible for the attack.

I’m guessing we are monitored on this site and probably viewed as potentially far right, I’m also guessing most if not all contributors have no interest in extremism and certainly don’t want to see acts of brutality enacted on innocents. I certainly don’t want to be branded far right solely because I exercise the right to criticise any ideology, religion or doctrine that causes me concern.

There are no far right, far left, religious or any other type of extremists, there are only extremists and they are all cunts.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

I want to add my own nomination on the response to the killings in New Zealand. We have had wall to wall coverage of various left wing kissers of Islamic ass, telling us how outraged they are that some psycho went out and killed 49 Muslims. The BBC in particular has been at pains to paint this as the ‘Religion of Peace’ being under attack. Apparently, this is the ONLY thing to have happened in the world in the past 24 hours.

And of course, the same thing happens whenever someone ‘attacks’, or glares in the general direction of a peaceful or a mosque. I’d be more inclined to give a toss, were it not for the fact that not a single leftie, especially not those caring celebrity types, not a single news channel, has broadcast the news of, or expressed their outrage at, the murders of over 120 Christians at the hands of Muslims in the past three weeks. Where are the cunts? Where is the wall to coverage of this, a GENUINE act of terrorism? Where are the celebrities pouring out their faux grief? Not a fucking word from any of the hypocritical cunts. And why isn’t Sadiq Khunt posting police officers outside Churches to protect worshippers. More importantly, where the fuck did he the police officers he put outside the mosques? He keeps telling us they don’t have the resources to protect the streets. Apparently though, they DO have the resources to protect fucking Muslims, who wouldn’t NEED protecting, if they STOPPED TRYING TO FUCKING KILL US!

And here’s something else these pricks aren’t outraged by. In the past 30 days, their have been 122 terrorist attacks in 21 countries, leaving 859 dead and 844 injured. Why isn’t the BBC or SKY broadcasting this? Why aren’t celebrities falling over themselves to condemn these attacks? I’ll tell you why, because the perpetrators of these terrorist attacks are MUSLIM.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

British Doors

British doors are cunts.
Yeh seriously. Fucking doors.
Just done a three day city break in Berlin. ( did my bit and called that Fourth Reich bint a cunt while I was outside the reichstag) and every single door I used opened and closed perfectly every time.
Back here in Blighty however it’s a different story isn’t it.
They either jam in the frame, scrape on the floor, or the latch refuses to engage because the useless cunt that fitted it was incapable of putting a rectangular panel into a simple frame. The cunting things fuck me right off.

Nominated by Cuntsville

Anna Soubry (4)


A right Independent, eye rolling cunting please for this demented old cunt, arch Remainer and the girl who cried wolf once too often.

Not for the first time, this loudmouthed old trollop calls for police assistance, because she is “frightened” during an interview. Like fuck she is, when she is in full ranting domineering mood, laughing at callers on phone-ins, bollicking Michael Gove or her former colleagues, she is never backward in coming forward.

The old cunt loves to draw attention to herself, then when it backfires she behaves like some Victorian virgin trapped on a troopship:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1100583/bbc-news-brexit-news-newsnight-anna-soubry-independent-group-brexit-vote-video

Enough already. If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the fucking kitchen you shitstain on the bloomers of Chukka’s Blairite Boy Band.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

Apparently Anna Soubry has called the police to report a protestor who called her a traitor.

Well, if you can’t stand the heat darling then I suggest you stay out of the kitchen.

Far be it from me to pass any opinion on this other than to quote the immortal words of Francis Urquhart – you may very well think that but I couldn’t possibly comment.

Nominated by Dioclese