Sam Smith

Can others join me in providing a gender neutral cunting for Sam Smith. Just see the headline “Sam Smith comes out as non-binary: ‘I’m not male or female’ “.

So, this one hit wonder has now decided to jump on the fuck knows what I am train in order to get his mug back in the papers.

Simple question for all these non descript cunts – what do you piss out of. There is your answer. If society hadn’t allowed these self proclaimed fuck ups a voice we would not have to accept their warped point of view on life.

Tell you what Sam, go get a cockectomy, and have the removed parts shoved up your arse, then you can go and fuck yourself on a daily basis and leave us alone

Nominated by DryItchyCunt

Rap ‘music’ (2)

Rap ‘music’

There are many styles of music that grip my shit, but rap is probably top of the cunt pile. It’s permeated its way into everything, from films and tv, even advertising, where littermonger fast food cunts slo mo strut to this soulless shit. Dressed up as modern day poetry, in reality bragging and whinging to a monotonous dirge. Aspiring only to being rich for doing fuck all, it’s the perfect soundtrack for the worthless, feckless youth and middle aged bellends.
I work with young adults, and there is a works playlist on Spotify, which is rammed with this trash, picked by guys that make the inbetweeners look like the Expendables. Every song is virtually the same, same beat, same subject. Yo, N……r every other word, bitches and ho’s, and little else. For a medium that is all about the spoken word, they say so fucking little. All the videos look the same, some arsehole dripping in tacky jewellery posturing, or a bunch of bobbing twats all waving their arms at the camera. It’s also the preferred listen of the scum cunt filth that are stabbing every fucker at the moment, the very same moped mounted maggots that Suckdick Khan was making excuses for in the media this morning, saying that kids being excluded from school ended up in gangs. They got excluded for a reason you dumb fuck! Carrying knives usually.
Finally, white people. What the fuck? How can you feel comfortable supporting an art form that if you were at a live performance, you wouldn’t be able to sing along, because there’s those words that only they are allowed to say, and they are every other word. And white rappers? Don’t make me laugh. Fuck them.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Richmond Limp Dumbs

The Liberal Democrat party of Richmond deserve a cunting. They recently held a referendum over whether or not to bring in a 20mph speed limit for the entire borough. The result was 51% to 49% against the proposal. There you go, democracy in action. EXCEPT, the local Lib Dems, who currently have overall control of the Borough of Richmond have decided that because it was, in their minds, too close too call, they’re going to ignore the democratic will of Richmonders and bring in the lower speed limit anyway.

They’ve given several, ridiculous, reasons for their blatant act of democracy denial. One of which, worded differently, was that old people had voted the voted the way wanted to vote. Another reason…wait…what? Old people used their right to vote against a stupid, leftie proposal, because they wanted to vote against it? How very fucking dare the senile old cunts. How dare they use democracy to vote against the Lib Dems? Why don’t they just stop voting and leave all that sort of thing to young, brainwashed, SJW snowflakes, who can be guaranteed to vote the way their told to vote? Better yet, why don’t the old fuckers just die? That would remove the irritating problem of oldies using their free will to vote in any way they choose.

Called me old me old fashioned, but I always thought that democracy meant an individual having the right to vote in the way that the individual chooses. Apparently, though, I’m wrong. According the Lib Dems, democracy means voting in the way that THEY want an individual vote. Doesn’t seem very democratic to me. Joking aside, this issue in Richmond is a shiny mirror into the very of the national Liberal Democrat party. Since the day after the referendum, the Lib Dems have been the most vociferous in their attempts to go against the will of the majority of British voters. In fact, if the last three years have shown anything, apart from the fact that our political should all be thrown into the Thames and drowned, it’s that the time is now overdue for the Liberal Democrat party to change its name. They have shown, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they are NOT liberal, and they most certainly are NOT democrats. Why did Richmond council bother with a referendum in the first place? Why expend taxpayers money, waste taxpayers time and use resources that would have been better used elsewhere, just to ignore the result because it wasn’t what they expected?

Incidentally, back in 2016 Brighton and Hove council brought in 20mph zones in 13 areas in the borough. A report one year later showed that deaths and injuries suffered in road accidents had increased in SEVEN of those areas.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Cwmbran

Cwmbran Is A Cunt.

Cwmbran is a depository for loser scumbags that couldn’t make the grade in Newport,and believe me, Newport is full to bursting with junkie skels and Goldie Looking Chain wanabees.

Just drove around looking for somewhere to park the truck for the night and every skinny little,back to front baseball hat wearing skel looked at me like they wanted to rob the truck. I left and will return in daylight.

Cwmbran was built as an overflow town for Newport,should have just chucked the whole lot into the Bristol Channel. Dirty Welsh Faux Cockney cheeky chappy Cunts.

Nominated by Twinkletwat

 

These men made Cwmbran famous by stealing biscuits.

These locals work hard every day.

Dead Pool [126]


Congratulations to ChasCMusic who successfully predicted that the sun ain’t gonna shine anymore for Walker brother, Scott. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 126:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always