BA’s Made In Britain Advert

Oh dear me, not to be left out, BA’s latest advert to woo would be travellers is a rocket fuelled pile of virtue signalling cunt that still has the power to make me want to self harm with a rusty nail, despite the fact I must have seen it 50 times.

Gillette, fuck you, you’ve lost the race.

The message is ‘we love you Britain’ but, in truth, it is a rocket-fuelled wankathon of so called diversity and equality. Among those featured are the black lesbian boxer, the dwarf female swimmer, a pair of woofters and the cuntess of our times, Olivia fucking Colman.

An advert full of cunts for an absolute cunt of a company; an airline that has gone from being the pride of Britain to a poor man’s Ryanair in less than a decade. A cynical shower of shit that regularly double books flights and treats customers like dog dirt. Woe betide those who can’t check in online in the ridiculous 24 hour slot before flying; basically you are fucked as someone will get your seat, despite your actual booking of the flight.

BA is not even as good as Easyjet so should stick its new celebration of British diversity up its bloated, overrated arse crack.

Cunts to a man, with the cuntiest advert of modern times. Fuck off.

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Honourable members

A hearfelt, concise cunting of the wretches on the gravy train that is parliament.

401 out of 632 MPs represent constituencies which voted for Brexit in the referendum.

Of the 401 a majority are Remoaning, self serving reptiles that represent nobody except themselves. Any of these fuckers uttering the word democracy should be taken out and shot for treasonous hypocrisy.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

School Exclusions

School Exclusions.

These are now being linked to knife crime. The mayor of London and police chiefs seem keen to make this link. Fortuitous you could say.
But what about the reasons for the exclusions? Could it be the lack of parenting, the babyfather culture, violent immigrant culture, drug culture, political correctness over stop and search and the kneejerk response of politicians who dare not tell it as it is? A culture that regards education as unimportant. A culture that aspires no higher than rap (music?) Best not to ask.
Could exclusion be a symptom of a feral society? Again, best not to ask.
Perhaps it is due to a police service led by political appointees? Dear me no.
Nothing to do with us. It’s those cunts in the schools failing to deal with the feral animals in their charge. The cunts.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Egos

Egos

Most people are decent, honest and well meaning sorts (unless they’re taxi drivers), yet even the nicest of people can be complete cunts when motivated by their ego

I’m a cunt, thats why I’m on here and guilty of ego motivated rantings, but I’ve seen many people (including friends) behave like, act like and talk like complete cunts as their Egos dictated their behavior. One upmanship, social climbing, talking down to cunts, and metaphorically stomping on peoples heads for self gain are all a social norm for these Egos driven cunts!

Peoples’ ponced up ideas of what they think they are or should be can completely obscure their view of their own or others’ reality. Decent cunts I’ve known and helped out have turned into complete Ego maniac cunts in later years and told me I’m a cunt as I don’t conform to their new ideals once back on their feet.

‘Kin Cunts!

Same thing in Parliament of late, so many Egos working to their own head bound mandate and beliefs, its their will against the will of the poeple and only one view counts, theirs! Not meant to be a political Cunting but a fair comparison!

Nominated by Cuntry Cunt

The French (4)

Vive la France! ‘
Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos batallions..’
Oh, I better get on with it.

Yeah ‘Blucher Street’ just down the road (from where I grew up) ‘Bismarck Street’ we used to play on. ‘The King of Prussia’ pub. That’s right-we were on the side of Germany in history. ‘Our Germanic cousins’ it was. The jokes about the Royal Family being German. Yes, WHY was there an Hanoverian Succession? Why would we hand over over the Court to Hanover? What was that about? Starting to read a bit of history now when the church across the road (from my childhood home) was pulled down. But they put an information board up it was a ‘Waterloo church’; churches built to celebrate the defeat of Napoleon. Oh, I see.
Blucher was the General in charge of the German forces allied with Great Britain at Waterloo I found out. Starting to get it. Napoleon must be defeated at all costs. Why?
You know cunters Napoleon was a fucking great bloke. A giant of a man, ‘the little corporal’. The way he’s portrayed in English history its though he’s some kind of precursor to Hitler. All out for European domination- conquering for conquering sake. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Napoleon was about, first and foremost, spreading the ideas of the French Revolution. Making them concrete. What were those ideas? That ordinary men could run the country. Simply that. That common men could RULE. Not the Aristocracy. That the French people or any other people didn’t just make up the state but MADE THE STATE. Now that was (and is) truly Revolutionary. How did he implement it? The Napoleonic Code. Still in operation in many parts of Europe. Too long to go into.
So he was about spreading the ideas of real democracy, justice, civic duty. The people became ‘Citizens ‘ with rights..
Germany. I’m afraid the only word I can come up with, that sums them up, the word; Barbarian. Christianized late it never really did ‘take’. The more Northern you go the more of a Barbarian you are. Maybe. Anyway, we took the the side of Germany. Against France. The Barbarian against the Citizen. And fought for and rescued and defended Germany for three centuries. For fucking Prussia essentially. The MOST barbaric of the Germanic tribes. Chesterton said Frederick the Great had the ‘soul of an ape’. Like a Disney world-Hard to explain but dreamy, anarchic, aristocratic, MILITARISTIC. It’s gone into legend how brutal the Prussian soldier was.
Finally, finally England awoke and saw who had been the real enemy all along. The First World War.
So the French have ‘good democratic blood’ and a fighting spirit. What has put all this back in my mind is contemporary movement. The Yellow Vests. You wouldn’t know it is still going on (and has been going all over France for three months). It flared up again in Paris last weekend. When I read cunters on here decrying the French for their weakness and ‘cheese eating’….I think at least they are doing something. We take to the sofa while the French take to the streets. We ought to imitate more the French spirit. It is pleasing to me that the man who was arrested for ‘harassing’ Anna Soubry was wearing a yellow vest at his hearing.
I wish there was another Revolution.

‘Marchon, marchon!
Qu’un sang impur
Abreuve now silons!’

Nominated by Miles Plastic