That bearded vagrant posing as an entrepeneur has been opening his fucking mouth again:

A hard Brexit would be bad for Britain the old wankstain avers “worse than the second world war” and “it will be bad for Virgin companies”.

Surely the old motherfucker has accumulated all the money he can use this side of the grave. I suppose though at least he is being honest in that he doesn’t give a fuck about “the people” only his bank balance, and his stinking companies. A pity the baldy cunt “Lord” Adonis can’t be honest as well, and then both of them should take a long walk off a short pier.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Some sick in the head cunt who calls itself a grime rapper, he she or it is undergoing transformation from female to male and is now complaining on tv that other artists won’t want to work with ‘him’.

Well I know something else other people won’t be doing with you, you cunt. Or should I say lack thereof. No cunt to speak of, and you won’t be getting any either.

So what’s left is your cuntish music, and your cuntish appearance.

Come to think of it where do you get a dick from other than the one on the top of your neck.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Emergency nomination for Emma Thompson. The luvvie in chief, has flown from LA in order to join the climate protestors (spot the hypocrisy), stating that she would love to get arrested on her 60th birthday. Hope the police oblige her, and she can then be the plaything of a big butch lezza in HMP Holloway.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

I nominate MEN as the biggest cunts of all time.

Now, hear me out. Firstly, I am a man, or, well, at least I have the right dangly bits so I think I qualify?

Who has started all the wars that have left millions and millions of people dead? Men. Would we have entered World War Two with women in charge? Of course not, because with a female leader of Germany they would never have invaded Poland in the first place.

Who dominate all the religions, that sent men off on crusades and caused untold suffering, and who have persuaded men that flying planes into buildings will give them 72 virgins in paradise, and who persuaded men that it is a good idea to decapitate other men live on tv? That’s right. Men.

Who invented nuclear bombs that can kill millions in one go? Men.

Who starts drunken fights outside the pub on Friday nights? Men.

Who kills people outside football stadiums because they support the wrong team? Men.

Who is doing all the stabbing right now in London and other cities? Men.

Who are worst serial killers and mass murderers? Men.

Oh sure, there are a few honourable exceptions in the female of the species – Myra Hindley, Rose West, Theresa Lying Cunt May to name three.

It is simple. We have too much testosterone. We should be left to do the heavy lifting. Leave the women in charge and there will be no wars and millions of people won’t die.

We men are, quite simply, cunts.

Nominated by I Want To Be Alone

PELOTON:

An entirely EU-free, ASA-type cunting please for a useless company who keeps advertising on TV:

https://www.onepeloton.co.uk/bike

This company seemingly runs for the benefit of latter day yuppies on a health kick, who before they set off for a £5 bowl of cereal and a skinny latte, like to sweat like a pig on an exercise bike, while some shrill voiced old harridan tells them “you are stronger than you know!” and “Let’s do this!”. In the advert there is a lady of colour sweating like a pig, a young bearded lad (of course) who looks like a poster for Oxfam, obviously with a lot of glycerine added to his make-up, and they both look fervent as they peddle away, spending a lot of money and getting fucking nowhere.

What a load of cunts, and the company seems to be run by American wimmin and a male Chinky-Yank.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs