Bono (15)

 

Bono

For some reason, my suggested vids on youtube suggested I watch this sanctimonious blowhard lecturing a few billionaires at Davos. So I decided to give it a watch. After two minutes I had to turn it off. His whiney drawl combined with his unmatched sanctimonious, smug style was too much to bear.

Whenever I see this charlatan given a platform at Davos or the UN, I always ask myself: why? Why is some overrated has-been treated as if he’s some oracle of wisdom and enlightenment? Does writing a few tin pan alley songs confer on a person expertise on matters political? He has nothing original to offer – nothing, just the rehearsed clichés and platitudes these out of touch wankers constantly regurgitate.

He is one in a long line of smug celebrity types who thinks he knows better than the ordinary plebs. I recall him lecturing concert-goers in Paris after the Bataclan attack, telling them how wonderful Islam is. The cheek of the c*unt. And after the Sweden Democrats got a sizeable vote in the elections, he labelled their supporters “nazis”.

I knew this fella was a prize wanker early on in his career. I remember clearly interviews he gave in the 80s where he made out that he had grown up in a very tough area in Dublin called Ballymun. He even wrote a song about the place called ‘running to stand still’. He was talkin’ about all the fights he had been in and how hard it was growin’ up. I found out years later that he actually grew up in a middle class area near Ballymun, and had attended private school. His whole working class spiel was one big lie.

Anyway, on behalf of my fellow countrymen and women I’d like to apologise for burdening the world with this uber c*unt.

Nominated by An Irish Cunt

Emily O’Connor

Emily O’Connor the latest me, me, me production of recent years relentless drive to ‘empower’ women warrants a cunting.
This young bint waltzed onto a Thomas Cook plane dressed like a prostitute and was therefore threatened with being offloaded by cabin crew unless she covered up. Queue the usual wailing and gnashing of teeth, multiple use of the words ‘rights’ and ‘humiliation’ in her defence.
Two things from the article in the Independent really made my piss boil. Firstly rather than simply comply this cunt stood up and actually asked the other passengers if she was offending them. Secondly, much more aggravating, yet fairly typical of today’s snowflake generation was her insistance that she was left ‘upset and shaking’ at the way she was treated.
Your own fault you entitled cunt. Do what you’re told, have a little respect and maybe try dressing without revealing 75% of your baps to anybody that looks in your general direction and just maybe you’ll get through the day without being regularly ‘humiliated’.

Nominated by Bellendiousmaximus

Helen Grant

A nomination for Helen Grant – Tory MP, for the following:

A new £50 note should feature someone from a more diverse background, an MP has said, amid fears of a disproportionate number of “historic white men” on banknotes.

Tory MP Helen Grant (Maidstone and The Weald) said it is “disappointing and very surprising” that the Bank of England has so far “failed to recognise the ethnic diversity of our population on our national currency”.

Mrs Grant added that including “a person of diversity on our banknotes” would be a “fundamental shift from a national stereotype”.

“Such positive action would underline the pride we have in this country’s great multi-culture. It would also help to defeat the despicable influence of hatred and division that seek to destroy our libertarian way of life.”

The Banknote Diversity Bill will be brought back for a second reading on April 5.

The f*****g Banknote Diversity Bill ???!!!!
Shoot me now.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Theresa May (31)

“Approve my deal and I promise to buy a new coat…”

Theresa May the groveler.

I know she is now beyond cunting but for fucks sake how low can she go?
She has dragged this country down by grovelling to every tin pot twat in Europe, including that puffed Irish half breed teashop.
She has been humiliated by Drunker.
She has been humiliated by MPs on all sides.
She has been humiliated by her own cabinet.
She is now grovelling to comrade Steptoe, a pathetic wretch in his own right.

She must be leaving a trail behind her wherever she goes.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

As I’ve said before, Theresa May is a shitty gift that won’t stop giving. After forcing her ministers endure more than seven hours of being locked in a room with her, on the pretence of trying a way to resolve the shit show that SHE caused, she ignored the advice of the majority of ministers, which was to leave the EU with no deal (which is also what the majority of the British people want), and instead went with the advice of the minority of ministers, which was to go back to the EU, YET AGAIN, and ask for ANOTHER extension to our already delayed leaving date.

The word, “Traitor” isn’t strong to describe this filthy, lying, ignorant, duplicitous, deluded fucking whore. “Brexit means Brexit”, she said after being elected leader of the Conservative party. Although in private, I’m quite sure she added, “like fuck it does”. The ONLY truthful thing she has said during her tenure as leader of the Conservative party (I refuse to call her the Prime Minister, since she long ago lost the right to be considered such), was “I will be a bloody difficult woman”. And even then, she was being disingenuous, because she was talking about being a difficult woman with the EU, when what actually meant was, “I will be a bloody difficult woman with everyone who voted to leave the EU, because I have no intention of delivering Brexit in any form”.

There is no humiliation this piece of shit is not prepared to endure to achieve her goal of destroying Brexit. Personally, I think that if she wants to be publicly humiliated on a daily basis, that’s her business. But this wretched creature is intent on humiliating the entire country as well. And that, is intolerable. Look at shit that was thrown at her over her mong dancing when visited Africa last year. Most politicians would simply have ignored it, not this dick though. She decided to try to take the piss out of those taking the piss out her by mong dancing onto the stage, grinning like a coked up twat.

She is, without doubt, the WORST occupant of 10 Downing Street the UK has ever had to suffer. And considering her three immediate predecessors were Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David fucking Cameron, that takes some doing. She makes Neville Chamberlain look like the world’s greatest ever statesman. At least he was acting out of naivety. May is an out and out traitor. From day one, she has deliberately gone out of her way to sabotage the democratic will of the British electorate. This lying witch shouldn’t just burn in hell, she should be dragged to Traitor’s Gate, be stoned, flogged, kneecapped, burnt at the stake and then hanged, drawn and quartered.

She hasn’t just killed Brexit, she has killed British democracy. And damn this cunt to hell for it.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

There’s been a lot of strong things said lately about the Prime Minister and her woeful capitulation agreement.

Some think she is a traitor and should be dealt with accordingly.

In the words of the greatest Prime Minster that this country never had “They may very well think that but I couldn’t possibly comment…”

Nominated by Dioclese

So….

People who use “So…” incorrectly are cunts, aren’t they.

“So…we were in the shop yesterday…”
“So… I saw this programme…”
“So…what do you want to eat…”

It’s now being used by interviewers, politicians, and I’ve even heard it in period-piece films:

“So….Lady Farquhar, if it doesn’t displease you, I’d very much would like to see your breasts…”

Listen buttercup, “so” is a conjunction that resides in the middle of a sentence. It means “as a consequence” – She’s got no shame so she wears Ugg Boots, He’s a cunt so he voted Remain, They’re overweight and unskilled so they play rugby, etc.

How in fuckery did this verbal disability begin?
You’re a cunt so stop speaking.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous