It may be a niche cunting, but I nominate cake-and-piss-flap comediennes.

You know the sort; tubby comediennes whose whole act revolves around humour about cake, eating too much chocolate (and cake), and their genitals.

Examples include Sarah Millican, Jo Brand and the appropriately named Jenny Eclair.

Yes. You prefer chocolate and cake to sex with your flaccid, grey husband. We get it.

Most of the women who laugh along to this crap are themselves ‘gigglebiscuits’ who – to paraphrase the Viz Profanisaurus – are overweight women whose sense of humour and entire personality revolves around the temptations of cake/puddings/ chocolate.

It’s as hilarious as a masonry nail through the foreskin.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Leigh Academies Trust and the religion of peace

What a cunt fest this story is. Everything that is wrong with the UK and diversity and multiculturalism can be summed up in this steaming pile of shit, piss and wank.

It starts with the Leigh Academy Schools Trust pushing the LGBT victim agenda in schools. Then it is followed by those from the religion of peace complaining that this does not fit in with their skewed view of how the world should be run or behave and this makes them feel victimised, and then it ends with some schools now reviewing their wank policy in the first place, complaining that they are victims.

The only victims in this, you total bunch of cunts, are the primary school kids who now have total bollocks pushed onto them both at home and at school. The only agenda you need to push in schools and at home is the don’t act or behave like a cunt so we can all get on agenda. Fuck this version of multiculturalism and diversity; it does not work and you cunts are just driving everyone apart into further and more distant entrenched standpoints.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

Civil Servants.
Not the fuckers at your Job Centre (if that hasn’t been farmed out to Capita or whoever) etc , but the senior ones who are based where else but London.

We now know from an anonymous whistle blower (Sunday Times) that they are 90% Remoaners that are actively sabotaging Brexit, however there is also the matter of their incompetence.

Shunted from brief to brief, fucking up but never fired, merely moved on like dodgy priests. Incompetence no bar to a knighthood and cushy job elsewhere under the old boys network.
The departments are nominally headed up by usually inadequate politicians but the true ineptitude lies with the ‘mandarins’.
Right school. Home Counties or up and coming London location. Right club. Right contacts. Fucking useless to a man, woman or whatever the political correct term for a tranny is.

MoD, Home Office, Foreign Office, Treasury and whatever else there is. All ‘not fit for purpose’, but they can be relied upon to sneer at the hopes and aspirations of us thick provincial fuckers.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Rolling Stones are cunts…

While the Beatles (like them or not) have released rare and remastered material in recent years, Jagger and Co have just re-re-re released yet another greatest hits album of their post 1971 material… To my knowledge there have been half a dozen hits compilations covering the 70s onward…. While the cunts still refuse to do a deal with ABKCO to put out deluxe versions of Beggars Banquet or Let It Bleed with unreleased takes and material, they continue to cash in on their later inferior output for the cunteenth time…

Nobody gives a fuck about the later stuff, especially the crap they did after Goats Head Soup… Fans want the shit from the glory years, the 1960s, the Brian Jones era… Someone should tell old rubber gob that, the avaricious old cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Hospital managers. Should be called manacunts. Brain-dead talentless administrators given elevated sense of importance by that arch-cunt Tony Blair. Want to know why the NHS is fucked? For every member of staff who actually treats a patient, the NHS employs EIGHT of these useless cunts. Divisional manacunt, assistant divisional manacunt, deputy assistant divisional manacunt. All sitting around drinking coffee, writing pointless bullshit on post-it-notes, having meetings to arrange the next meeting, achieving nothing other than their own promotions and fuck the carnage they leave behind. Axe 95% of them and spend those billions where they’re needed. Useless shiny cheap-suited, pointy-shoed, scabby goatee, clipboard-wielding,iPad-carrying cock juggling thundercunts!

Nominated by Doc Cunt