just taking a dump in the road
Chinese tourists
Cunts stabbing other cunts
Cunts stabbing other cunts are….well…bigger cunts.
Just heard some person from the vibrant ethnic community on the BBC droning on about knife crime and why it’s so prevalent in that happy section of the UK.
Listen, I couldn’t give a flying fuck about these people. Anyone found on the street with a kitchen knife should be deported to a man-made island where they can fight to the death against other cunts who insist on breaking the law and terrifying people going about their lawful business. Us law abiding “non knife” people who work for a living pay your benefits you stupid cunts.
I can see no reason for having a knife on the street. What, are you suddenly going to butter a few slices of toast or carve a roast chicken? Organisations like the BBC seem to revel in this whole thing too and can’t wait to constantly repeat the weekend’s death toll in some of the grimier parts of London.
The only positive in this whole bunch of crap is the fact that the ethnics seem to be intent on killing other ethnics…good, that’s one less benefit bill we have to pay.
Nominated by Spanky Mc Spank
I saw a BBC news report on this, they were interviewing a kid who admitted he was “carrying something larger than a knife” I was expecting a cleaver or machete but no to my surprise the little cunt slipped a tennent saw out of his jacket.
I am not sure how I would react if someone pulled a tennent saw on me.
Gender alignment
Gender alignment is cunting me off!…
I’m not talking some bloke wanting to trade his vitals in and chop off his tadger, no(although that is fucking odd as well). I’m talking about the convergence of the genders. Women want equality – fine. But should it not be equality for all – not just for them on the topics they want to fucking ping off on…….For example, men will usually work fucking longer than women. Oh, and men will usually work in a more physically demanding job than women. You are more likely to go to fucking prison if you are a fella than a lass. Blokes retire fucking later, die fucking younger and are more likely to suffer from fucking mental illness….(coz of all the shit women keep fucking moaning about)….you are more likely to fucking die in a theatre of war or suffer from PTSD due to serving in a conflict if you are a man. Die in a car crash, die in a fucking terrorist attack and be a victim of violent crime are more likely if you have a cock and bollocks rather than a friend called Wendy…..
Oh…..and likely to have limited access to your offspring post divorce and more likely to be homeless if you are a fucking man than a women. These are readily available facts. So stop fucking ebbing away at my fated fucking gender because “the bookies on Grand National day are not female friendly” and “some fat brickie who hasn’t had a shag in ten years wolf whistled you” or “in McDonald’s a 17 year old lad sniggered when you were fucking breast feeding”.
Now go shave your fucking fanny and make me a brew! x
Nominated by DAz Wud
The London Marathon (2)
The London Marathon.
For days London has been on lockdown .
Climate change cunts have been gluing their cocks to Jeremy Corbyns face …
Emma Thompson has been shitting tonnes of carbon into the atmosphere on her transatlantic flights.
Many cross words have been spoken by school children about the dangers of plastic.
Ordinary working people have been massively inconvenienced.
Then the climate change cunts all fuck off just in time for a load of skinny dead-eyed Horse faced cunts to run rampage through london dropping plastic bottles all over the shitty place . cunts
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And while we’re at it, Maud Hodson
Who? This awful craggy faced mole-rat impersonator has been moaning about the organisers of the aforementioned London Marathon.
Apparently they aren’t making the congratulatory T-shirts “feminine enough”.
The cheap cunts have been buying a standard large T – shirt to give out at the end assuming one size fits all .
Which , when considering you have 40,000 gangly pissflaps all sweating their gunge over the gilded streets of our hated capital and will prolly only ever wipe their faces on it makes perfect economic sense.
Im pretty sure my girlfriend keeps stealing all my T-Shirts. The cunt.
Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons
Damon Albarn (2)
This year marks the 25th anniversary of Blur’s album Parklife. The singer has said there’ll only be an anniversary show if we have a 2nd referendum. In other words, we won’t have to suffer his crappy music if Brexit goes ahead.
Please promise us that, Damon!!
Nominated by Cunt me in
Chinese tourists
As soon as I heard that Notre Dame had gone up in flames, my first thought was that some half-witted Chinese tourist smoking illicitly had caused it. They infest Paris – standing on stools outside the pyramid at the Louvre or posing at the Trocadero with the Eiffel Tower behind them. I had a good laugh when one of the silly bints fell off the wall the last time I was there. Pity the drop was only a few feet.
There are two types – geriatric simian-like rejects from Planet of the Apes and younger ones – often drop dead beautiful girls dressed to kill – taking endless selfies.
They are everywhere – noisy, rude, spitting and hawking and showing no respect for the local culture. I visited the Cape of Good Hope earlier this year where everyone is constantly reminded not to approach the baboons. Within minutes a shrieking Chinese boy came rushing past me pursued by a baboon he had tried to feed. Behind him came his red-faced, sweaty father in baggy shorts, screaming in Chinese and trying to scare off the baboon with a plastic Coke bottle. Baboons can be pretty aggressive but, unfortunately, this one just let the Chinaman rant and rave before turning its arse on him in disgust and going back into the undergrowth.
Watching this, I wondered if Darwin got it wrong and apes are actually descended from Man.
Nominated by Mr Polly