Is there anyone left in IsAC land who doesn’t think that ex jailbird and now former MP Onasanya is a complete waste of oxygen?
Found guilty of lying to the court regarding a driving offence, this twat was sentenced to three months’ porridge, of which she served just four weeks. The good voters of Peterborough have demanded that she be shown the door as an MP and she’s now been removed from office, prompting a by-election, but not before she participated in key Brexit votes in the House.
In spite of being caught bang to rights, this shameless chiseller is now doing the media round with an ‘I’m innocent, I did not pervert the course of justice, my side of the story’s not been heard’ routine. Oh really, Fiona dear? I’d say that your side has pretty much been heard by the police who nicked you, and by the court which convicted you; and by the way, didn’t you lose your appeal against said conviction?
Innocent my fucking backside. People might have a little respect left for you if you put your hand up, admitted what you did, and apologised. Instead you continue to dissemble and deny, and in doing so you make yourself look shifty as hell and as phoney as a nine bob note. We’re now just waiting for you to play the ‘it’s cos I is black’ card.
The House of Commons is full of cheats, hypocrites and liars, but at least for now there’s one less contemptible cunt shining the arse of her suit on the benches at taxpayers’ expense. Fuck off yesterday Onasanya, and don’t show your ugly face around here again.
Nominated by Ron Knee
I want to nominate wimmins history for a well deserved cunting. I remember when you could pick up a history book and be entertained by the activities of Henry V, laying into the Frogs on StCuntins day, or Nelson fucking the Frogs over again at Trafalgar. Yes, there were women but these mostly had the good masculine qualities of, well, fucking over the Frogs or the Spanish, like Elizabeth I or Victoria. Now, the study of history is dominated by shit bag resentful feminist historians, who see history as nothing more than the oppression of wimmin by brutish men. Blood and guts history has been replaced with turgid monographs on the history of female basket weaving in 16th century Andorra. There’s a reason that wimmin of the past have been left in obscurity by traditional history. That’s because they were boring fucktards that led boring, meaningless existences. Why the fuck would you want to read about them?
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine