Id like to nominate 80s-obsessed hipsters.
Most of these cunts werent alive in the eighties and although they claim to love 80s pop culture, they only experience it as re-packaged via modern fare such as Stranger Things, Family Guy, Ready Player One or those tiresome geek-pleasing references in films made by pasticheurs such as J.J. Abrams.

They can be found wearing T-Shirts with ‘geek’ in the typeface ofthe Atari logo or telling everyone how Ferris Bueller is the best teen movie ever made. They’ve never seen it but some mediocre Hollywood TV writer on Twitter said so.

As a child of the eighties, i can say quite objectively that 90% of eighties pop culture was utter crap. All of this stuff that has been fetished by gimp creatives of my generation who never grew up is embarrassing. Also, if they give you a blank stare at the mention of the Mysterious Cities of Gold, you can openly laugh at their pretensions and shit on their vintage Nintendo.

Fuck off and get your own childhood, you daft cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

A nomination for Wolf Alice. No, I’d never heard of these cunts either until this morning, when they called for a boycott of the Eurovision contest. Can’t remember them calling for a boycott when it was held in Turkey and also in Russia some years ago. So, no prizes for guessing what motivates them.
Anyway, shove your sanctimonious virtue signalling up your collective backsides.
Israel will still be there, long after you’ve been forgotten.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

David Lammy is a cunt, isn’t he.

Let’s talk about deportation, shall we. If you’re a foreign national and you commit a crime, you can be deported if the sentence is more than 12 months. It’s the same in most countries.

Chevon Brown, who was recently deported back to Jamaica, says that he “doesn’t feel safe” there. In the past fourteen months, five deportees to Jamaica have been killed. Well, might I suggest that you should’ve thought about that earlier. It’s a deterrent. Enter Lammy stage left, speciously tweeting:-

“Press pause on Deportation to Jamaica.”

Hmm. And do what?

➖ Keep them in prison at a staggeringly giddy cost to the tax-payer (prison rent/food/free education) – £45,000 per annum for men (double for women), and therefore allow the possibility that foreign national criminals could stay in the UK?

➖ Release them letting them evade justice and punishment?

➖ What about other criminals due to be deported to their home countries? No special treatment for them? No, fuck the rest of them, I suppose, they’re not black and who cares, not your people, might be white, fuck ’em, eh? Therefore only give preferential treatment to a certain section of criminal.

David Lammy: Expenses binger, democracy denier, racist bigot, Justice fuckwit.

“Press pause” on breathing.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

PHILLIP HAMMOND:

A soy-granny cunting for this great streak of shit and piss, Chacellor Phillip Hammond who has indicated he would do a Dominic Grieve if there were to be a No Deal Brexit and force a vote of confidence to bring down the new Prime Minister:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1132211/brexit-news-latest-brexit-party-boris-johnson-tory-leadership-european-elections

What is it with these cadaverous mincing old wimmin that they are so fucking scared of life they make daft threats of helping Steptoe to power because they worry about the result of WTO rules?.

Like Grieve, he looks like one of those strange ageing men who still lives with mum and probably wanks over the underwear pictures in her Littlewoods catalogue, keeps his spare change in a purse, and spends his weekends using lavender furniture polish and a pink feather duster.

Surely Hammond and Grieve can understand that if they rule out No Deal both the EU and Steptoe’s pansies will dig their heels in and we won’t leave at all. No doubt this is what THEY want, but it doesn’t reflect what their members and the general public want.

If there is a general election, I sincerely hope Grieve and Hammond are out on their arses, and the whining poofters like Boles, Bradshaw, Streeting, Russell-Moyle and Kyle forced to find proper jobs. In the meantime all of the meddling minnies should join the Conservative Male Ladies Knitting Circle

Nominated by W. C. Boggs