A huge cunting for Spillers Records, the worlds oldest record shop in Cardiff.

Spillers, like all good “ liberals”, have seen fit to dictate to you and I what we should and should not listen to by banning Morrisey’s records.

Morrisey’s “ offence” is not having the same libtard views as every other media twat. In particular, Morrisey called Brexit “ magnificent”. He said Muslim immigrantion should be restricted. He criticised Diane Abbott by saying that “British politics is a moral disaster on every level… even Tesco wouldn’t employ Diane Abbott”. Which I think is brilliant.

Morrisey sounds like a good guy to me. From now on I’ll be hunting down his records. But Spillers in Cardiff are utter Libtard cunts. Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

If not already done, then a nomination for Everest climbers.
What a great idea to risk your life, just to stand in a queue for twelve hours with a load of other arseholes, waiting to get to the top. Then more risk coming back down. Just stay up there and let us be rid of you.
Same goes for all adventurers and ‘daredevils’ Risk your life if you want to, but don’t expect others to risk theirs to rescue you. Eff off.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The i news paper.

‘Claims Brexit will boost tourism turns out to be a myth’ apparently. The i among other news outlets are claiming visitors to Britain are spending less due to Brexit. I would like to start by pointing out that surely, if we were to do this scientifically, the only conclusion we could glean from visitor spending being lower is that, NOT HAVING BREXIT YET, is the reason tourists are spending less. How the fuck can you claim something has had a negative effect before it’s even happened?!

I’m sick to fucking death of reading journalists (bullshit merchants) interpretations of stats and figures. When will they get it through their simple fucking brains that the ‘uncertainty of brexit’ and ‘brexit’ are two completely different things. This government have caused the uncertainty of brexit and this is what’s causing so many economic problems. British Steel has gone belly up because of the uncertainty of brexit not because of brexit, which as we alluded to before, hasn’t happened yet, so cannot be the cause of anything.

It should be a crime to publish these spurious statistics along with a prognosis that’s completely wrong. After all, they were quick to try and brand leave organisations as breaking the law for lying during the referendum and yet now they’re reciprocating with even more outrageous speculation. Hypocritical cunts!

Nominated by elboobio

A bullfight of a cunting for Spanish tourist parties, por favor señor.

Niche cunting this may indeed appear on the surface, but for anyone who has found themselves firmly amongst heaving thoroughfare in stations, on mean streets or any other cramped, busy part of London or other UK tourist hotspots, you will know for certain that Summer brings with it the curse of the dreaded holidaying swarm. However, as infuriating as tourists are in general – asking directions, photographing innocuous turds and thinking everyone talks like Jacob Rees-Mogg – the variety of tourist known affectionately as <i>Los Pendejos</i>, loosely translated as ‘fucking Spanish scumcunt cretin’ would try the patience of fucking Job on strong sedatives.

Travelling in huge groups packing out tube carriages 30 cunts to a man, these paella-fulled dizzy cunts, all wearing the same red t-shirt/check shorts/hi-tops ensemble – partying like it’s 1992 – talk at bone-shaking fucking volume; piss-boiling enough to be sure on stoic underground trips, but exacerbated by the fact that the Spanish spoken language is the aural equivalent of a jackhammer relentlessly pummelling your fucking skull. With nary a pause for breath or even a stolen moment of contemplation, these chattering cunts almost appear to be on a mission to drive the indigenous worker trapped with them into insanity; feverishly desperate to tear off his own eyelids, roll them up and use them as fucking earplugs.

Do Madrid’s finest cunts not have a modicum of decorum on their own public transport? If I travelled to their dustbowl cunt of a country and barked like a builder from Bermondsey at the top of my fucking voice whilst eating Sevilla oranges like a mental inpatient, would that be totally fucking bueno? And let’s not even talk about the cunts stopping dead in front of you on pavements, with what can only be assumed as a pathological fear of walking single bastard file. I’ve seen similar gangs of Germans, Japanese and Scandinavian on my sojourns into the capital, but they all appear to be fairly savvy when it comes to manners and not making spectacular cunts of themselves in front of the locals.

So gringo, I give you the true El Cunto of the high season, the Spanish fucking tourist parties. Fucking putas.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back