Lewis Capaldi

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Lewis Capaldi is a cunt…

Once pop stars were good looking talented and charismatic types like Presley or Bowie … Now it appears that any fat ugly cunt with no talent and a bad haircut becomes a big name… The English have Ed Sheercunt and now the Scottish have Lewis Capaldi… I have seen better heads on a pint of Joey Holt’s and better dressed wounds… As for musical talent? Like the aforementioned Sheercunt, Capaldi has the musical ability of a turd… He’s an annoying fat cunt… They both are…

Nominated by Norman

Rory Stewart

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I wish to nominate Establishment flavour-of-the-month Rory Stewart for the consideration of the denizens of the award-winning website ISAC.

The media are currently indulging in one of their groupthink exercises over this escaped extra from the Planet of the Apes. Little bit of reality, Stewart gained 19 out of 313 votes in the first round of the Conservative leadership contest – a muscular 6%. But the media love him because he is one of their own.

Let’s just examine the evidence…
– son of a diplomat;
– attended Eton;
– PPE at Oxford (natch);
– Harvard;
– private tutor to Princes William and Harry.

A complete and utter Establishment figure.

What is it with all these beta-males in politics and the media at the moment? Rory Stewart is just the latest in a long procession of chinless wonders talking down to the public. Nick Clegg, Emmanuel Macron, Guy Whatshisname, Owen Jones, that twat from Channel 4 News, they are fucking everywhere. Perhaps Stewart is trying to get his own back on Boris Johnson for flushing his head down the bog at Eton?

The Chinese, the Russians and the various jihadist mentalists must be trembling in their boots

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt

The Peterborough By-Election

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The Peterborough by ‘election’

It seems a certain, convicted vote rigger was Magic Grandpa’s right hand man during the election. A Peaceful so no doubt reformed and above reproach.

Postal votes accounted for 9,898 of the 33,998 ballot papers received. That’s 29%. Nearly a third of those that voted.
There seems to be a funny smell wafting up from Peterborough. The same smell you get in Bradford and parts of Birmingham and London when votes are cast.
I wonder what it is? Corruption? Surely not?
The norm for postal votes is said to be about 17%. Any suggestion that there is something amiss here has been dismissed by labour as a ‘racist trope’ whatever that is.
Probably just my cynical nature, but watch this space.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Joel Amade

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Joel Amade is a total cunt

This low life jungle dweller has just been convicted to 20 years for the murder of Jason Issacs.

Issacs was hacked at by machetes in an unprovoked attacked in London. This Amade cunt was one of four moped riding masked wankers who attacked him.

Police are “still looking” for the other three culprits.

Are you telling me that this cunt doesn’t know who they are..? Seriously this toe rag needs to be given some of his own treatment until he coughs up the others. Cunts the lot of them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-47977734

Cunts.

nominated by MiddleEngland

The Isle of Wight council

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I would like to nominate the Isle of Wight council. I had reason to write to their minister of beaches with the following communication.

“Having dragged myself away from the slums of Croydon as soon as I could, by choice, I have spent my whole adult life by the sea, and now live in Sandown. I feel very privileged to go on my 5k run along the seafront.
Between the months of September to May it is very pleasurable.
Wait, I hear you say, what about the months of June, July and August? Warm days and pretty girls must surely be nice. In deed that’s true. Unfortunately, that pleasure is more than offset by a pest that blights England’s promenades. Fat people.
They sit there with their staple diet of a polystyrene vat of cheesy chips, a 99 with two flakes and a two litre bottle of coke. This is not per family, its each. The ones that cover up are bad enough because inevitably there is a roll of blub sticking out from under their shirt. The ones that do not cover up are, quite frankly, disgusting. Rolls of lily-white beef dripping on show to all. Thighs that could sink a small cruise liner. Where is their self-respect? I think everyone looks better with a slight suntan. This sub species of humanity does not tan. Maybe the lard is an effective sun blocker, so adding to the revulsion.
I have come up with a solution. Perhaps I could visit your offices to discuss implementation, and possibly licencing the system out to other resorts.
I noticed that there are signs indicating dog free beaches. This is commendable, although if it was up to me, the whole country should be dog free. This got me thinking though, why not have fat free beaches. It would considerably improve the beach experience, and, once the word gets out, would increase tourism. I think the signs would have to be heavy handed to get through, something like –
NO FAT CUNTS! TAKE YOUR BLOATED CORPSES SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Kind regards
Cunts n Roses”

Did I get invited to their offices? Did I fuck. I got this.

“Dear Mr CnR,
Thank you for your suggestion.”

Nominated by Cunts n Roses