
A knockout of a cunting please for that Great Black Hope, Anthony Joshua.
This arrogant, self-absorbed cunt lost a match with Mexican slugger Andy Ruiz over the weekend, a fight which every Hearn and his dog assumed Joshua would win.
In the heavyweight division, an old, old adage – beware the thick set man with fast hands – and as it proved, the unfit-looking Ruiz demonstrated his hands were not just fast at the buffet-table, as well as showing some good old fashioned ringcraft to outclass, out-manoeuvre and out-hit the truly over-hyped Joshua. A cursory look over Ruiz’s fight record showed that this man was dangerous and I suspect Joshua’s team judged a book by its cover when agreeing for him to be the latest ‘fodder’ for the Hearn Hype Machine, at relatively short notice.
Ruiz thanked Joshua’s team in kind for the opportunity by laying him on his back multiple times en route to a seventh round TKO, thus walking away with four belts which he admittedly could use end-to-end judging by his ample girth. Don’t tell him I said that.
Joshua, who has become so full of himself and been the subject of many a BBC article boiling to down to ‘blacks are fab’ showed us just how limited he is as a boxer. Let’s not make the mistake of thinking that one error-strewn loss does a shit boxer make – Lennox Lewis had a few of weird defeats – but from AJ there was no tactics, a glass jaw and the fucker was completely spent after a few rounds. It is in my opinion no coincidence that this is the first fight Joshua trained for in accordance with the World Anti-Doping Agency’s training programme, and the fucker was gasping and wheezing before the third round.
I suspect that in buying into his own spin, Joshua has made the fatal error as a boxer of training to look good rather than training exclusively to box. I never wish KOs on any boxer but every-time the camera panned to Eddie Hearn’s face after the latest knockdown, the look of ‘there goes my main source of income’ made me long for the next Ruiz howitzer.
Less Joe Frazier and more Audley Harrison, the cunt.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back