He says that putting anti-knife crime messages on chicken shop boxes is racist – which makes him a massive racist (or reminds us that he is) for implying that only black people eat fried chicken.
He then goes on to say, ‘What next, watermelons?’ trying to get us all to link watermelons with black people, which any normal person had forgotten about and had been simply enjoying a nice slice of summer melon.
What a massive racist.
What a massive cunt.
Nominated by A Judgemental Person
Russell Brand (yet again)
Very few of us will have noticed that this achingly tiresome twat is now begging for our attention on his own dedicated Youtube channel – ‘a place to unravel the media matrix’ according to his predictably pretentious introduction.
The ‘I aint no fuckin’ posh geezer, but I uses long fuckin words’, mockney twat has taken it upon his ‘dahn wiv da proles’ self to become a softly-spoken guru and commentator on any subject he cynically finks will drag in the Youtube hits on his seedy little channel, thus bolstering his bulging finances even further.
Calculatingly he seems to imagine that hoards of gullible, spotty, pretentious, uni bellends will flock to the channel to suckle at his ‘right-on’ lefty teat and absorb his opinions on subjects he hopes are close enough to their hearts to allow him to cash in like the greedy capitalists he effects to despise. In fact though, it appears – from a brief but stomach-churningly aggravating look at his ‘channel’ – that the same little group of ‘Anarchy’ lapel badge-wearing twats turn up to join in and nod enthusiastically, almost as though the sycophantic voxpops were his own shill accounts.
The pretentious cunt has even tied his greying hair back in a pony tail and grown a fashionable bushy beard – one step short of the cringeworthy man-bun and full moozlim beard look so beloved of the empty-headed and pliable Guardi-androids.
Even more shameful is that this self-styled ‘intrestin’ Essex geezer ‘wiv sumfink profahnd to say’ appears to record many of his videos in the privileged splendour of his multi-million pound hovel – of the type that his projected audience could never hope to own, and would quite probably be justifiably appalled to know that he owns given his left-of-socialist, ‘all proper’y is fefft’ politics. You wonder how many lives could be saved and how many empty stomachs filled if he abandoned his hypocrisy and sold it, donating the proceeds to starving and desperately ill people. He’s not unique in that respect of course, and merely represents most well-healed Trots.
I hope this awful, pretty-boy cunt lives long enough to wake up from his ludicrous, self-satisfied delusion to see himself the way the rest of us see him: a gobby, tedious, hypocritical cunt.
Nominated by Cunty McCuntface
Unfunny, pseudo-intellectual, smug, opinionated, nuclear-powered weapons-grade, rancid arsed cunt.
A cunt all other cunts can look to for tips on how to be a bigger cunt. A cunt guru. Multiple winner of ‘Mastercunt’, ‘The Great British Cunt-Off’, ‘Cunt’s Den’, ‘Strictly Come Cunting’ and ‘I’m I’m A Cunt, Leave Me In Here’.
Patron saint of cunts..
Nominated by G Buss
Can we cunt Priti Patel please?
She has decided that end to end encryption on messaging services should be banned, so that terror can be fought.
What a load of bollocks….really, what a load of big, sweaty bollocks. Whilst I understand the logic behind it, it’s just a smokescreen for being able to invade peoples privacy, along with that bullshit snoopers charter that Mrs May was championing.
Does she really think that all the legwork involved in fighting terrorism will be reduced automatically by reading messages, especially when the police and crime agencies are already bound up in red tape when it comes to tackling any kind of crime?
Those nutter terrorists won’t be that fucking stupid that they can’t just do a Google search on how to set up private servers and repel ddos attacks, or hire some 14 year old computer whizz to do it for them. Just look at the various piracy sites…they get shut down then they pop back up again.
If I remember correctly they already use the dark web to communicate and spread propaganda, so that makes public messaging redundant anyway. The police have had quite a lot of success worldwide in using the dark web to catch paedos and drug dealers, so why isn’t she just keeping her trap shut and letting them carry on down this route?
Like I said, a big smokescreen to invade privacy.
Nominated by GrandCuntRailRoad
What a dreadful, shameless channel. Whilst ITV itself is a boil on the penis for television, ITV Be really is beyond belief.
The latest cheap to make, rake in the ad revenue venture is another return to our screens of Miss Jupiter Arse herself Gemma Collins. A diva apparently. For fuck’s sake.
Just what is going on with this stuff? Whilst I would never profess to be the smartest person out there to say the least, I can’t help but wonder what the hell is the appeal to watch this putrid hog. What goes through peoples heads to be able to sit there and enjoy something like this?
There has always been bad television, has it ever been this bad though? I don’t think so.
Reports are she has signed a deal with the Savile crew BBC…..how wonderful for the malignant cunt.
Nominated by Pob
Selective appropriation and those who practice it are cunts…
After the abomination that was the ‘Yesterday’ film, another cunt has jumped on the bandwagon…using the songs of a popular white artist to push a PC and box ticking agenda. That twat Richard Curtis using the legacy of the Beatles to peddle politically correct crap was vomit inducing enough, but now there is another piece of cinematic shite on offer: The film is called ‘Blinded By The Light’ and features yet another asian personage, this time using the words and music of Bruce Springsteen. Now, some would ask what’s all the fuss about, but I see this as blatant PC propaganda and they’re using the work of the white and western people and artists they so often demonise.
What also sticks in the neck is that this stuff is totally one way and only ‘OK’ if ‘they’ do it. Some hapless, harmless cunt has braids or dreadlocks and they get ‘Cultural appropriation’ screamed at them. Kunty Perry (cunt though she is) dresses as a Geisha and all hell breaks loose on social mong media. Some actress gets the part of a transexual, but she turns it down due to rabid hysteria about it not ‘being allowed’ by the LGBT Stasi (same said actress was also told she ‘wasn’t allowed’ to have any sort of opinion, as a ‘straight white woman’) yet lard arse, car alarm voiced Beyonce can have blonde hair and look ‘western’. That ‘Stormzy’ maggot can wear a Union Jack. The Beatles songbook can be nicked in order to tick boxes and make certain types look good…and now they are doing it with the legacy of ‘The Boss’. A bit like lefties turning a blind eye to peaceful rape and murder, it appears that certain things are only acceptable in this country if certain types of people do them.
Besides, nobody will ever better the Manfred Mann’s Earth Band version, so bollocks….
Nominated by Norman