As I was queuing at the never ending sets of traffic lights on the North Circular yesterday, it was a pleasure to see at each stop an ‘apparently’ crippled beggar of virtually unknown origin; North Africa/Sub-Saharan Africa/Asia, I don’t fucking know, but their respective roles in life appeared to be dragging themselves along the space between the carriageways, carrying a polystyrene cup seeking free money – of course without exception they appeared to have an NHS crutch – only one mind you, as in reality, they’re probably fitter than me and of course they need one hand free to collect, as they were actually receiving regular donations in each queue.

Now maybe I’ve missed a fucking trick here, but since when did that become a career and how the fuck did the useless, pointless, parasitic, sponging cunts arrive on these shores and still more astonishingly be allowed to land and stay in the first place, to establish their daily grind as an acceptable profession in the good old Dis-United Kingdom of Shite?

Where do they fucking live and why are they allowed to stay here…what the fuck is going on – who is aiding these human vermin?

If I did even remotely the same thing, I’d have my fucking collar felt within hours, to be taken away to god knows what, but they appear to operate with complete impunity.

Hey – it could be worse though, at least they didn’t try to clean my fucking windscreen…that may be progress of sorts.

CUNTS!

Nominated by Andrew Mason

I’ve just been reading about this Cunt…..

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/dad-starts-vomiting-blood-pushing-17478972

Too many of these do-gooders are more interested in a bit of cheap glory than they are in actually raising money. It’s just an excuse to be “madcap and wacky” while saying that they’re doing it for Charidee prevents people from telling the attention-seeking Wankers to Fuck Off.

This silly Cunt with the lawnmower will have probably cost the NHS more than he ever raised,add in the fact that he ,no doubt,will have been off work for weeks and his “fundraising” will have actually been a “fund-taker”…not that it’ll bother him,he got his little bit of pathetic glory.
Running marathons with a fridge on his back Man was another such Cunt…I wasn’t surprised (or sorry) to hear that he now has hip.legs and spine problems…well,what a surprise. Fuck only knows how much his treatment will cost,plus his benefits…again he was “wacky”.

If these people were serious about raising money,why can’t they just do a couple of days work and quietly donate the money? No fear of that,there is no glory in anonymity and the whole point for these Cunts is doing something which they can use to bore each and every person that they ever meet with tales of their stupid exploits.

Shame someone didn’t take this Cunt’s lawnmower and shove it up his arse, I’d happily donate to see that.

Fuck him.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

‘Google Camp is meant to be a place where influential people get together to discuss how to make the world better,’ one regular attendee said.

The 200 guests left an 800 tonne carbon footprint, consumed fuck knows how much lobster and champagne, but don’t think it was all fun and games – the poor cunts had to endure a private performance from Chris Martin, so all-in-all I actually feel a bit sorry for them.

The boy Hewitt flew in to give a ‘passionate’ speech on climate change to the other rich cunts with their private jets, massive air-conditioned homes, chauffeured cars, and generally jet-set lifestyles in his fucking barefeet to prove how earthy and right-on his green credentials are. Surprised he didn’t lead a Levellers sing-song before flying back to their mansions ready for a day of spa-treatments and shopping, the sanctimonious, condescending, self-centered bunch of elitist cunts.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/02/hypocritical-google-camp-saw-tech-company-create-800-tonne-carbon-footprint-discuss-climate-change-10505583/

Nominated by ShagawotZ

I’ve gone on holiday by mistake. Wales is a beautiful place…misty mountains, stream crystal clear, hares in field’s, clean beaches. I like it here in Snowdonia.
But!…when walking the dog in a morning, I say ‘Morning’ to a passerby and I get blanked. After a while I’ve realised that the Welsh hate us! Us, the English!
Only people who say hello back are fellow Englishmen. Now racism is something I can’t tolerate(?) and made that clear on ISAC, but the Welsh are dour, spiteful, ungrateful cunts with no manners! Think they’d be happy to see one of their overlords! Think another lesson in who’s boss needed – few land appropriations, few burning cottages, and few corpes nailed to trees might improve the manners?
Maybe ban the speaking of their gobbledygook made up language?

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt

If you´re going to San Francisco be sure to wear a gas mask, heavy duty gloves and carry a Taser as you maneuver your way through piles of human shit (literal and figurative), step over discarded needles and fend off aggressive crazed crackheads and nutters who should be incarcerated in nearby Alcatraz.

It´s impossible to move around the center without coming upon groups of the “homeless” – as they are euphemistically known – sprawled on the pavements, shooting themselves up with heroin and menacing passers-by.

Some of the streets in the downtown area are literally covered in shit. I got a close-up view of this on a recent visit when a guy just shat out a huge cabbagey mess in front of me and continued to sit there oblivious to what he had done. Visitors from “backward” countries say the situation is worse than back home.

Ironically most of these scumbags are to be found in the Civic Center/Tenderloin district outside City Hall where, incidentally, the Stars and Stripes was outnumbered 20 to 1 by the gay/lesbian rainbow flag. And who represents San Francisco in Congress? None other than “leftist” Democrat Nancy Pelosi whose net worth in 2014 was estimated at US$101 million.

If you think I´m exaggerating check out this link:

Nominated by Mr Polly