Ed Sheeran is a colossal cunt…

The cunt’s latest album is apparently about ‘collaborations’… Which basically means this ginger gargoyle will work with any fucker who is trendy (ie: ‘Stormzy’) at the moment in order to get more kudos and hits. What I hate about him is it isn’t about a love of music or the thrill of playing to an audience…it’s just about success and how much of that he can get.

The gremlin has already yapped on about wanting to be ‘the most popular kid in the school’ and ‘first in the sports race is all that matters’. Comparing his chart success to school situations shows what an emotional and childish gnome he really is. Now the cunt is showing off a letter from a music college showing that he failed in every subject or area, like that is something to be proud of anyway? What makes him a cunt is the ‘I’ll show you all’ attitude he has. He can’t be gracious about his success…he gives it the ‘Told you so’ and ‘Who’s popular now?’ shite and rubs people’s faces in it.

The Beatles were turned down by Decca, the Smiths rejected by Factory, but they didn’t go on about it or display it at an ‘exhibition’ while they still existed as bands. Sure, a memorabilia crammed Stones or Floyd exhibition 50 years later for a band who really achieved something, but an Ed Sheeran one? Now?

What a self important cunt he is… and he’s crap anyway.

Nominated by Norman

Vapers are cunts.

Not those little pen type things, but those massive, fuck off, suitcase-sized, mains powered fuckers. They emit enormous clouds of vapour into the atmosphere. It’s like standing next to a cherry/vanilla/tobacco/dog cheese/wombat womb (insert your own flavour) power station. And you know you’re breathing in air that’s just been in the lungs of the vaper.

Not nice. Just piss off and pollute in private.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

A cunting please for Konnie Huq.

The pointless former Blue Peter bimbo had an epic meltdown on the Jeremy Vine show this week and started foaming at the mouth and screeching the following demented refrain at her fellow guests – “Would you want Brexit to happen now if suddenly the new term was that everybody’s head got chopped off”.

WTF!!!!

Keep taking the pills, Konnie. Oh and by the way, you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Two items on the news this morning showing how the poison that is religion continues to infect the secular West:

1/ A pioneering heart surgeon Sir Terence English suggests it may be possible in a few years to transplant pig’s hearts into human beings. Apparently, some people have “religious scruples” about this.

2/ The World Health Organisation has stripped the UK of its measles-free status. Apparently, the MMR vaccine contains pig gelatine.

We all know that Heaven hates ham!

Seriously, this shit is still going on as we approach the third decade of the 21st century? I’m not against religious fucktards partaking in their religion so long as they keep their shit to themselves and, more importantly, pay for their shit themselves. I object in the extreme to religious fucktards interfering in serious issues like medicine and public health.

I blame religious fucktards for the pain and suffering my late grandmother and my wife’s late grandfather went through at the end of their lives because their imaginary friend doesn’t allow euthanasia.

Cunt off you fucking pricks.

Nominated by Lord Cunt’s Mate de Cunt 1st Earl of ISAC