Investigative journalist and “self-proclaimed” criminologist. His older brother Darragh is also an investigative journalist.

Donal is behind such riveting documentary mouth-watering fucking treats as MacIntyre Undercover, MacIntyre Investigates, MacIntyre’s Underworld, Britains Toughest Towns, MacIntyre, Edge of Existence, CCTV Cities, A Very British Gangster, When News Goes Horribly Wrong, Donal MacIntyre’s Murder Files.

Predictably jumped on the Madeline McCann bandwagon by travelling to Praia da Luz to investigate saying he knows how Madeleine McCann was taken, was abducted by at least two kidnappers who must have carried out several dry runs in the days leading up to her disappearance. Kate and Gerry predictably agreed with his and anyone else’s findings that absolves themselves from her disappearance.

Donal (silly name) has never solved any real crimes, brings little to the party and makes no fucking difference or definitive clarity to any outcome of the investigations he has made on a number of well noted ‘cold cases’, for which the police have never been able to reach a conclusion. But there again an investigative journalist doesn’t have to. Just a bottom feeder who for money likes to hang about with real detectives.

The risks of sometimes going undercover have meant that MacIntyre has increasingly turned to presenting on films where his colleagues have undertaken the undercover work, but he still gets most of the money.

Has subsequently appeared on such illustrious programmes as (very aptly) Richard and Judy, Pointless Celebrities, Loose Women, All Star Family Fortunes, Come Dine with Me, Cash in The Attic.

And whilst Dancing on Ice, Donal MacIntyre is seen to be wearing fake tan — and he’s not ashamed to say so. “You have to get a spray tan, otherwise you will look anaemic and blue under the lights,” he explains. The investigative TV journalist has, in his own words, swapped “semtex for sequins” and strapped on his skates for Dancing on Ice.

Personally speaking, I have always very much disliked the irritating and highly annoying thick, gormless looking Irish turd, his uninteresting boring presentational “skills” and his sensationalising of low life scumbags as a way of earning him a crust and his hoping to making himself rich and famous.

Some other pertinent views regarding Donal:

Anybody else want to knock the fuck out of the cunt then throw him in the canal?

Donal MacIntyre’s wife ‘ You lying cheating scumbag!’ When I found his sex texts, it broke me … I had to expose him. He still angrily denies misbehaving and says she has simply misunderstood a series of unpleasantly lurid text messages found on his phone.

“MacIntyre allowed himself to be associated with this programme and cost most of the money. That makes him a fake and a charlatan. This individual has no journalistic credibility. He’s a fraud. This programme casts doubt on all the work he did in Britain which, up to now, I believed was credible. After watching the TV3 offering, I have no confidence in anything else he did. The man has no substance and should not be taken seriously”.

“According to Donal MacIntyre’s website”, he’s an investigative journalist, specialising in hard hitting investigations, undercover operations and television exposes. He has won praise for his courage, and campaigning zeal particularly his consistent work in the area of care homes for the elderly and the learning disabled. “Going on the evidence of what we saw tonight, this is nonsense. Donal Macintyre is a joke and nothing more than a lazy, cynical excuse for a journalist”.

“Donal McIntyre is a self-aggrandizing bastard in my opinion”.

Couldn’t agree more. I rest my case.

Nominated by willie stroker

To be more precise, classic razor blades. Why in the name of fuckity fuck do these bloody things need changing every two to three shaves?
Call me old fashioned, but years ago Wilkinson Sword blades lasted for bloody ages, no SHWLTBO does not nick it and no I’m not Desperate Dan either.

Can any Cunter recommend a decent classic razor blade and where you can buy the fucking things?
Just had two shaves this morning, new razor blade the second time leaving my face looking like Jack the Ripper’s had a pop.

CUNT,CUNT,CUNT,CUNT
BOLLOCKS

Nominated by CuntyMort

I see that Swedish ‘climate activist’ Greta Thunberg is making a fucking nuisance of herself again.

The precocious sixteen year old eco warrior is sailing the Atlantic to join environmental protesters in New York, and to take part in a summit at the useless talking shop that is the United Nations. She’s being accompanied by her dad Svante* and a cameraman.

The trip is being made on a sixty foot yacht, and naturally it’s claimed that it will be ‘zero carbon’. Participants are eager to stress that this is no pleasure cruise. There isn’t a shower on board, so it’s all going to get a mite sweaty and smelly no doubt. There’s also no loo, so our intrepid voyagers will have to piss and shit into a bucket, the contents of which will presumably then be heaved overboard as raw sewage (nice), unless they’re planning to make a presentation to the UN as a token of their esteem.

Now maybe I’m cynical, maybe I’m just plain wrong, but I get the impression that young Greta is destined to go through life without ever having a proper job. I see her buzzing hither and thither, her life a whirl of conferences, media appearances, and carefully staged protests with virtue-signalling, gobshite celebrities there to get their pictures taken. No doubt too there’ll finger-wagging articles for the likes of The Grauniad, lecturing the rest of us on the damage that we’re all doing to Mother Earth. At some point there’ll be a ghosted biography (‘My Struggle’, now there’s a catchy title), and Hollywood will come calling (‘based on true events’). She’ll become famous for being famous, and if she plays her cards right, she’ll be on a nice little earner in the process.

All hail St Greta of Kuntberg, a right sanctimonious little know-all, if ever there was one.

* Swedish for ‘Cunt’

Nominated by Ron Knee

Daisy Goodwin needs an immediate cunting.

Goodwin is a TV scriptwriter and producer responsible for the TV series Victoria. She’s also a Libtard Fundamentalist determined to destroy your television entertainment by suggesting that Dad’s Army should be banned on the basis that it encourages eurosceptic views and the heretical notion that the little old doddering UK can go it alone. Her notion is that Corporal Jones ranting on about sticking it up fuzzy wuzzies every Saturday evening caused leavers to vote leave that way in the Referendum.

If you really want to nail the BBC for influencing public opinion, warned this idiotic woman, “You may want to look at how often Dad’s Army is shown on BBC2”.

This cunt has previous form in saying that she would never read a poem or book recommended by a man, only by a woman.

She’ll probably be Director General of the BBC before long.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Chinese football fans are cunts….

The latest fuss about these ‘riferong sapporta’ wankers is hilarious…. Chinese ‘fans’ and journos are moaning that Manchester City showed their ‘loyal and loving’ fans disrespect… Loyal? How many of these wagon jumping coolies even knew Man City FC existed a few years ago?… How many of these nu-footie spunkbubbles actually know of Maine Road or the Kippax? Ask the cunts who Giorgi Kinkladze is, never mind Colin Bell or Franny Lee… I am no lover of the Gorton Globetrotters by any stretch of the imagination, but MCFC owe these thick as pigshit gloryhunting clueless cunts absolutely nothing….

Nominated by Norman