This is the second time I’ve cunted her but she more than deserves it.

Says she’s ready to work with anyone to stop Brexit, but then immediately says not Corbyn (I agree the bloke is a dickhead), but as an MP, that’s one lie straight away. Her reasoning is that it needs to be someone with experience, and highlights that isn’t Jezza or her, so clearly points out she isn’t experienced enough to be PM, so why in the fuck is she leader of a political party? She has also previously said she wouldn’t accept the result of a future referendum if the result was to leave the EU, but she would accept it if we voted to stay.

This woman is a fucking loon. I don’t know who, if anyone, advises her on what to say in public, but she has so far portrayed herself as a lying, undemocratic, sexist, Remoaner cunt. The Lib Dums have had some fucking piss poor leaders in their time, but she has got to be the biggest retard of the lot.

I mean good news on the one hand, because they’ll never get in to power with this crone at the helm. But people have clearly backed her to get this far, which is worrying. I don’t know which is worse, the conniving, backhander MPs of expenses fiddling fame, or the Mumsnet, liberal, idiots who seem to be seeping in.

All I do know is that Jo Swinson is a fucking cunt.

Nominated by elboobio

Channel 4 and Livia Simoka are cum gargling cunts for their attempt to present “a lost tribe” and their apparent impending doom at the hands of the “modern world” and the “corporations”.
This is a dickumentary where Livia gets to live with a family in the depths of the congo for five months and “experience” their “threatened way of life”.

At first glance you think it might chronicle the peoples of some far flung tribe that would be in danger of death from contact with our modern germs, an untouched society, an anthropological marvel.
What you actually get to see is a society where the men refuse to work or support families, drink, smoke weed, party, fuck, impregnate and enslave anything at all that moves. They have plenty of contact with “the modern world” as they have guns, clothing, money, drink and drugs.
Yet Livia presents us with wide eyed awe in every sentence and bleats on and on and on about what utterly pure and wonderful beings this group of selfish, hedonistic, and sadistic fuckers are.
It is truly incomprehensible that this unfettered baseless fecklessness is sold as a pure human ideology, when you can just imagine the fuckers dropped in this country and continuing the same behaviour here.
Let’s just run through that behaviour again (after all, they’re about to become displaced by those naughty businessmen):
No working.
Get high.
Get drunk.
Get violent.
Breed like rabbits on extasy.
Get guns.
Party.
Enslave other humans.
Abandon women and the children they bore.

No doubt all the muesli chewing neckbeards are watching this and marvelling at “the rise of man” whilst fingering their ipads and failing to parent their own feckless children.

I can only hope they feel inspired and in an attempt to reach these “lost tribes” find themselves instead on the beach of North Sentinel Island; running for their lives with their shit in their socks.

The only purpose I can see behind this blatant misrepresentation is an attempt to soften our hearts towards the african hordes heading to our shores. Well fuck that. Some of us can still use our eyes channel 4, so do us a favour and make a documentary all about channel 4 employees willingly climbing into tumble driers.

FUCK OFF.

Nominated by Cuntflap

El Shafee Elsheikh and Alexanda Kotey were captured by Syrian Kurdish forces.

British investigators have enough evidence to prosecute two of the so-called Islamic State “Beatles” in the UK, the Supreme Court has been told. El Shafee Elsheikh and Alexanda Kotey are accused of belonging to an IS cell which is thought to have kidnapped and murdered Western hostages in Syria.

They are currently being held in northern Syria.

The US wants to use evidence amassed by British investigators to put both men on trial there. However, Washington is refusing to give the UK a standard assurance that neither man would be executed if convicted.

Mr Elsheikh’s mother, Maha Elgizouli, is trying to block the government from handing Islamic State ‘Beatles’ could be prosecuted in UK over the information – after it decided to help the US.

It has emerged that she also wants to take the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) to court for failing to put her son on trial in the UK.

Fuck off. The evil cunts should be tried in the US and if found guilty should be executed there. It is what they both deserve. Don’t give a flying fuck if their family does not like what is happening. And any British lawyer who takes up the cunts case against the government should be boycotted.

stuck in the wrong place by Willie Stroker

But written up by the ever tolerant admin.

The first tour D’France

A gallic cunting please for the Tour de France.

I enjoy road cycling and especially watching bits of the grand tours. So it is slightly odd to be cunting this race but I find myself getting quite narked at much around the event.

First off, the fucking thing is way, WAAAY too long. A typical stage will consist of 4+ hours of scenic, uneventful cycling and perhaps a mere 15mins total of a breakaway, or someone attacking, or someone falling off their fucking bike, or a protestor throwing a pot of piss at a Team Ineos rider.

Then we have all these fucking annoying ‘unwritten rules’… If the leader stops, everyone should stop and let him catch up; if one person in a team is stronger than the designated leader, he still has to stay behind him; no-one is supposed to race on the last day – I mean for fucks sake, what is this?? Think about F1. If Sebastian Vettel was lying at the side of the road at Silverstone, bleeding to death due to an horrific crash, you can be assured that Lewis Hamilton would carry on fucking driving until told not to and rightly so. The TdF is billed as a supposed race for fucks sake, but too much of the three weeks is a just a procession.

Then, post-tour, you see all the overweight middle-aged cunts get on a bike; some of them even have the front to wear a replica yellow jersey or King of the Mountains jersey. The fucking state of it. Infesting our roads like a peloton of fat middle-managers.

And as for all the raving about British dominance in recent years, I actually find the British riders as appealling as cold vomit:

Bradley Wiggins – the self-styled people’s cunt
Chris Froome – plastic Brit with less personality than a lobotomy outpatient
Geraint Thomas – Welsh simpleton

It’s a shame Robert Millar turned into a cross-dressing weirdo, because the cunt was indeed an excellent cyclist.

Thank fuck it is over for another year. The Tour de Cunt.

Nominated by  The Empire Cunts Back.