WASPI – Women against state pension inequality.

Well this could stir up a hornets nest, my old chums.

This is an action group set up to have a good old bitch about women now having to work to the age of 65 before they retire. The indignity is almost muslimesque. “Why should I have to work as long as a man to get my pension”?

It’s so unfair.

Sexual equality obviously doesn’t apply to these self righteous clowns. Get off your arse and get some fucking work done like us men have to, and have always had to.

FFS. Cunts!

Nominated by Cuntsville

A YouTube star, famous for his reviews of chicken shops, has criticised the government’s decision to feature knife crime warnings on takeaway boxes.

Oh the fucking irony.

This cunt is an expert on London chiggun shops apparently. He is black, of course. He says blacks eat chiggun. He also admits that they occasionally stab each other. But he thinks the chiggun box tactic is racist-ish and stereotyping. So we have a black person, in London who reviews chiggun shops. Not Italians, Chinese or Indian restaurants. Chiggun shops.

Stereotype or what?

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

The Rugby World Cup is a scrum load of cuntiness, isn’t it?

It’s backs-against-the-wall time as the Sausage-fest that is a rugby tournament is unveiled. If you fancy viewing muscly, not-at-all homo men grappling with other muscly, not-at-all homo men in “scrums” then tune in.

Watch as these fat nancies do thirty seconds of running before standing around for a few minutes breathing through their mouths like Cro-Magnon savages. Be amazed as these unevolved “athletes” have a throw-in. Jump out of your seat with excitement when the “match” stops for five minutes and even the commentators don’t understand why. Stay awake as these gaylords indulge in a Truck’n’Load.

The way it’s talked-up is as embarrassing as women’s football. They simply cannot make it interesting. At least American football has cheerleaders.

Gayer than a Wizard Of Oz-themed pool party hosted by Elton “fucking” John and sponsored by BuzzFeed.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

I’m not sure how to word it. I’m not very wordy I’ll still give it a go.

I nominate the driver who beeped at me when I was crossing the road. He was driving a sporty car whilst wearing a peaked cap and sunglasses.

He beeped at me whilst we both stopped.
I mouthed at him that I’m a pedestrian.

Pedestrians have right of way. If a car is driven into me whilst I’m stood still or moving I get hurt. If I walk into a stopped car no one gets hurt.

It cheeses me off.
I suppose this nomination is for inconsiderate drivers.

Nominated by Spoonington

Glasgow University has agreed to raise and spend £20m in reparations after discovering it benefited by millions of pounds from the slave trade.

How very virtuous. Right-on the noo.

How about its benefit from the Highland Clearances? The university and a lot of landowners including the Crown did very well out of it. No chance. The victims were poor white Scots, so fuck ’em.

The educational establishment in the UK is so mired in this sort of bullshit- slavery, race, gender, EU, Oh Oh Jeremy Corbyn that it has long forgotten it’s function.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble