Insipid bosses are absolute fucking cunts.

I spend limited time in an office as a mechanical engineer (say 2-3 days per week, can sometimes be less), the rest is either working from home or meeting associates around the country. But the time I do spent in our office is a wretched, soul-sucking affair with the stench of indifference permeating every fucking square inch of the place.

I remember my first boss in the early 2000’s was one who was a real bastard to all non-hackers and outside professions of whom we had dealings, but was fiercely protective of his own staff and the working environment. This fucker was the one who got on his own hands and knees to pull around IT cables each afternoon for a full week when the maintenance consultants were delayed. He helped redecorate and fit-out the local office himself and he took control whenever anyone tried to fuck us about. Hindsight is 20/20 I know, but I thought leaving them for a larger firm was ‘progression’ and now bitterly regret it.

The management of the regional office where I work now are a complete fucking nightmare. No commitment to anything, always laughing off real problems instead of showing a dire need to control matters. Clients have ripped the firm off of a fortune, but they just don’t fucking care. Last year I was invited to join the regional board but I could see just how hamstrung every issue would be with their indecision, reluctance to show any innovation or desire to change things which aren’t working. So I effectively told them ‘fuck that for a game of soldiers.’.

As someone senior, I am fortunate enough to largely work solo and independent of the office on many projects. I feel sorry for the more junior staff, some of whom joined just as this flood hit, who have known nothing but a workplace which doesn’t fucking care in the slightest.

If your boss or manager is at all motivational, even if it is caricature management speak, then trust me, be fucking grateful. My bosses are exactly like that company George Costanza worked for towards the end of ‘Seinfeld’; not caring about anything or anyone outside of their own impending fucking retirements.

High time I took my fucking keister elsewhere, methinks.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

I’d like to nominate London based, Libtard Rag ‘Metro’, with inspiring articles such as:

* Indian-Pakistani lesbian couple get married – with one bride wearing a sari and the other a sherwani

* ‘Significant spike’ in anti-Muslim hate crimes after Boris Johnson’s burka comments

* I created a Twitter account just so I could tell misogynist men to shut up

* Oxford Dictionary needs to update its sexist definition of ‘woman’

Just some of the articles not worth reading, and a Rag only fit for lining the bottom of your cat-litter tray.

Nominated by Rev R. Sleeker

Sky Sports News are cunts…

These utter helmets have now surpassed their own spectacular cunt levels by having a clock counting down to Bury and Bolton’s deadline. For these cunts, the demise of two 100+ year old clubs is just terrific content.

Whatever one’s views are about both clubs it was a very cuntish thing by Sky to do… It was worthy of The Day Today and Alan Partridge…

Nominated by Norman

‘The Guardian has apologised for saying David Cameron had only felt “privileged pain” over the death of his son.’

Just how fucking despicable can this right-on, champagne Marxist, weirdo loving rag get?

There are many reasons to have a go at Cameron, but to put comments like this about the loss of a disabled 6 year-old in a fucking editorial is about as low as you can get. And as for’privileged pain’, look at the demographic of the readership of this arse-wipe rag to see what privilege is.

No wonder it is home to such cunts as Toynbee and Jones.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Terry fucking Christian is possibly the biggest cunt in the world.

First off, who the fuck even are you? Just some loud mouthed, fucking mong. No one in the world gives a fuck what you think, but by the virtues of social media, the BBC and Channel 5 (the only biased cunts who will have you), you still have a platform to spout your bollocks.

The manc bastard’s most recent drivel is to say he wants all Brexit voters to starve to death and OAP leavers to get the flu and die. He obviously subscribes to Project Fear. I hope when we eventually leave the EU someone publicly laughs in the little twat’s face. (I would maybe wish something more excessive, but I also don’t want to be moderated).

He wants two queues at doctor surgeries, one for ‘leave’ and one for ‘remain’, so only remain voters get vaccines. I’d hope that people like Terry the twat here would get their comeuppance after spouting all this shite, but I fear they won’t.

Hate is a strong word and there are very few people I genuinely hate, but this obnoxious, pompous, self-important little cunt I absolutely despise.

Something very awful should befall this fuck face and soon.

Nominated by elboobio