I nominate Amber Laura Heard.

So three years ago she claimed that Johnny Depp abused her so violently throughout their entire marriage, yet he was the one that was always seen with bruises, cigarette burn mark to his cheek and a severed finger tip. None of the ‘evidence’ she has given in court has been approved by court – meaning that they have no metadata proving the pictures or evidence took place on that date.

The cunt continued to defame the actor until he finally decided to sue the cunt for defamation. February 3rd, 2020, she will have to face court for defamation and perjury so I think its only fair she’s nominated and given the role of cunt of the year (or decade)
The cunt acts like she is the victim, but she was apparently the abuser, having allegedly abused Johnny Depp whilst they were together and since they divorced in a psychological manner. She had apparently even abused other women she has dated, and even as a police record for abusing her ex-wife before she began to date JD.

She even had her awful fans (which there are only five of) heckle JD’s children. Lily Rose Depp received death threats via instagram when she posted any pictures of herself with her Dad.

So I guess not only is Amber Heard a cunt, her fans are all cunts too – helping her to continuously abuse Johnny Depp even after they’ve divorced. She is in fact the Queen of Cunts!!

Nominated by Isla

The RAIB (Rail Accident Investigation Branch) are a load of finger wagging cunts.

Now, I work on the railway, so I have first hand experience of these bastards. Any time there’s an accident, they’re on the scene looking for the first person to blame. Not only that, but when there’s a suicide they actually investigate if the driver could have done more to prevent it.

Their latest blame game has come a year after the death of 28-year-old Bethan Roper, who was travelling on a GWR train to Exeter St. Davids. Bethan died when she stuck her head out of a train window. It was travelling at 75mph and a tree branch hit her head. The RAIB have found that GWR “had not provided adequate mitigation measures to protect against the risk of passengers putting their heads out of train windows”.

What the fuck is the world coming to if we have to tell idiots not to stick their heads out of vehicles travelling at 75mph? She was 28-years-old, not 8. I am a firm believer in survival of the fittest; if you’re killed where common sense would heavily impact the outcome, then you unfortunately have failed the test. Why aren’t the RAIB blaming her parents? They clearly instilled her with faulty life skills.

Either way the RAIB are cunts for always blaming the ones who are alive rather than the idiots who are dead.

Nominated by elboobio

A Steve Coogan, carbon footprint-sized cunting for this Extinction Rebellion bellend.

He looks and sounds exactly as you would expect. Never kissed a girl, or had more than one pint of lager without needing his stomach pumped. Unlike his arse, which is probably pumped with his 12-inch dildo on a regular basis while he looks at pictures of Stalin.

Anyway, this cunt was just interviewed on the BBC about his group disrupting the country, which culminated in a glorious kicking of two idiots at a tube station.

For once, a journalist at the BBC asked a decent question when he said, “But these commuters are helping the environment by using public transport. Surely you should be supporting people lowering their carbon footprint?”

Do you know how this bellend responded? With a straight face and everything, by the way.

He said that these protests are nothing to do with reducing carbon footprints. It’s about disrupting businesses, the economy and our day to day lives. That’s what those signs mean that say “Business as usual” (the cunt who got dragged off the train had one of these signs). He admitted to his own (and others in his group’s) hypocrisy in having a large carbon footprint, but that modern life (i.e. going to work and using electricity) hampers them from having a smaller carbon footprint. So you see, it’s the ‘government’s fault’ that they own a petrol guzzling sports car (Coogan) or travel by plane to their regular skiing holidays (one of the leaders of ER was outed for this recently). What utter shite!

He also said that these protests will continue today (good luck..I hope you all get the shit kicked out of you all fucking day).

In conclusion, it seems these cunts are just trying to destroy the economy. Like revolutionary Marxists are wont to do.

Drop them off in Pyongyang with tattoos on their foreheads that say “Kim Jong-Un is a dumb, fat ugly cunt who’s probably a bit gay”.

Let’s see how much they like communism then.

Fuck off.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

I don’t know, but I must be a friendly chap, always giving to people my salutation. I think maybe I err in this. But is it bad thing? I mean all you have to do is say “Hiya”, or nod your head, or even just raise your eyebrows in acknowledgement.

I hate being blanked. At the moment I am getting on the bus and an old friend who I used to drink with (admittedly 20 years ago) gets on the bus as well. And proceeds to completely blank me. I have given up trying to acknowledge him after numerous efforts on my part. I know what it is- he doesn’t want to get waylaid in conversation. I don’t want conversation either, just the acknowledgement. All he has to is, “hey, are you OK?”, accompanied by some sort of gesture. Then it is done and he can sit down and enjoy the ride in his own company.

Beatrice refused Dante her ‘salutation’ one afternoon and he went into wild despair. I’m not quite that bad with it but it does annoy me.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

I would like to Cunt the legal system for yet another huge waste of time and public money by the people that should know better but wont, because they just follow this country’s rise of PC agenda instead of plain old fashioned common sense!

Depending on which source of this story you read the events differ, however in this version, some fourteen months ago, Paul Gascoigne was pissed up on a train and among some banter with fans wanting selfies a woman was allegedly insulted about her looks and weight, so ‘Gazza’ being the good intentioned, drunken idiot he is, went and gave her a kiss on the lips and told her she wasn’t fat and ugly. “You’re beautiful”, he said.

Of course this horrendous crime resulted in Gazza’s arrest and subsequent prosecution. At a jury trial the best part of a week long he was today found not guilty of sexual assault. He still awaits the verdict of a lesser charge of Assault by beating (he has just been found not guilty of that charge too, Oct 17), which is second prize after not guilty of sexual assault in this case it seems! Gazza is a alcoholic stupid cunt make no mistake, so he will no doubt be in the headlines again for similar assholery in the very near future.

Why wasn’t there an option for him to apologise to this lady when he sobered up? That would have been a much more human approach than a show trial and saved the general public’s hard earned tax theft too instead of the thousands and thousands thrown away on this nonsense!

The only silver linings were when Gazza was arrested and being the woke SJW and master of chivalry he is he told the policeman “I know what it’s about, I kissed a fat lass”. Perhaps in his drunken state he thought kissing fat women is actually an offence. He also said “I get kissed all the time. If that’s the case I’ve been sexually harassed for the last 20 years.”

Fuck off!

Nominated by Coolforcunts