MP Childcare Expenses

Emergency, blue-light cunting for MP’s who are having the fucking gall to try and claim childcare expenses for having to work on a Saturday.

One fucking Saturday since the Falklands in 1982. I work two out of every four weekends, you cunts. I get a piddling shift allowance which wouldn’t paint your fucking duck-house. My loathing for these parasitic cunts knows no bounds. Enjoy your fucking Christmas day and Boxing Day, you loathsome cunts. I’m fucking working both. On single fucking time. No expenses claimed here.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

The National Union of Students

The National Union of Students is a cunt.

It claims that UK universities are ‘a product of colonialism’ and is calling for action to challenge ‘racist structures’ in higher education institutions. Apparently, higher education must be ‘decolonised’ and some parts ‘have propagated systems that assure white privilege.’

The NUS national president Zamzam Ibrahim, yes that unflushable again, says the union has launched a campaign focusing on ‘delivering a sustainable, accessible, life-long, funded solution’ to fix what she calls the UK’s ‘broken education system.’

Here we go again. Unable to achieve the proper marks to enter a course? Why not try another way. Yes that’s right, complain that courses are too dominated by a small group of perspectives, (yep, white and male). Next, complain that courses should include a broader range of voices and writers (guess who). This is called ‘decolonising the curriculum.’

These are the same whingeing cunts who want to tear down the statues, regardless of whether the person contributed or founded the university. For pissing sake, if these booing, bed wetting, squirt holes don’t like it here, why don’t they just fuck off back to their cuntry or, better still, learn a fucking trade.

Nominated by General Schizophrenia

Doreen Lawrence (2)

A Trumpton, sirens-wailing cunting for ‘Baroness’ Doreen Lawrence, please. She is droning on that the fire brigade’s actions at the Grenfell fire were ‘linked to racism’ and they would have acted more if there had been white people trapped:

https://www.fbu.org.uk/news/2019/10/18/fbu-responds-baroness-lawrence’s-racism-allegations-channel-4-news

Fuck off, you sanctimonious bitch. How fucking dare you slander the name of the brave men and women who risked their lives that night to save people they didn’t know. It was a fucking tragedy. A fucking tragedy that some cunt put flammable cladding on the outside of the building which negated the ‘Stay Put’ policy that has worked for years.

Start a crusade against that, you bitch.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Doreen Lawrence is a cunt.

She has accused the London Fire Brigade, who fought the Grenfell tower blaze or being ‘racist’. She is quoted as saying that the Fire Brigade would have arrived on site and acted quicker if the building was instead full of white people.

How the fuck does this shitstained cunt get away with spouting such utter drivel? Baronness Fried Chiggun of Clarendon clearly belives all da whiteys are evil and de poor black people continue to suffer at their evil, raciss hands. What a crock of shite.

I am sick to fucking death of race card players like Lawrence who had Waddingtons specially manufacture her a set.

Piss off.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback

Doreen Lawrence

Fuck me if she hasn’t been cunted already I would be shocked. This is surely just to add to what other cunters must have posted.

According to Dame Doreen Lawrence whose son was tragically murdered in a racist attack in 1993. Had the Grenfell Tower been full of white people then the firefighters would have done more to save the occupants. What a cheeky cunt. This is going to far. People like Doreen and Lammy and Flabott are finding racism in every last thing. It’s a fucking disgrace and this person was made a dame.

Peer resists calls to apologise for saying firefighters at Grenfell were ‘racist’

If she hasn’t apologised already she should be forced to and then lose her peerage immediately. I don’t know the ethnic mix of the boys and girls who risked life and limb on that fateful night (but I can guess). I am glad someone does the job of firefighter, accident attendee, suicide clearer up etc for me. Mrs Lawrence shame on you.

Nominated by Cuntsince1066

General Election 2019

Hi all you Cunt haters out there peace and love to you all

I would like to nominate the forthcoming 2019 12th of December General Election as a real cunt, I will be far to busy doing my last minute Christmas shopping than voting for any of these cunts tank you very much. What at lousy bunch of them there is too!
Boris who is probably in the middle of a spit roast between Farage and Trump, Corbyn who can’t decide which fence post he likes to sit the most. And booby Jo Swinson who obviously lives in some fucked up parallel universe where the votes in the 2016 EU Referendum simply do not count for a jot!!
Well thank you very much the house of Parliament for passing the amendment and leaving it to us to decide which one of you Cunts gets to run the country. Talk about passing the buck and thanks for the really shitty options you’ve lumbered us with.
You Cunts xx

Nominated by BaldlieBoyz

“LUCY”

A red-brick cunting please for this little arsewipe (and you can be sure she is only the tip – or tit – of the iceburg), who has boasted on social meeja that she will be voting twice in the general election.

Other students are being told to “vote early” (presumably after daytime TV when they have had their first fart after getting up) and “vote often” and, probably inevitably, to “vote Labour UK”

No doubt if the little cunt gets caught for fraud there will be a heart-wrenching plea by the barrister that daddy pays for that there was a “misunderstanding” – it was her first go at this voting lark, she is terriblah, teriblah sorry and ashamed, obvs, she was led on by the naughty boys at “uni” and will undertake never to behave in so stupid and improper a way in the future. Well, at least not until the council elections next year.

The judge (or more likely magistrate) will consider it “inappropriate” to send her to prison as it would interrupt her academic career – she has a fine future in the nail bar or even, if she is super-lucky at McDonalds. We have had judges in the past who refrained from sending an Oxbridge girl to prison for murder, as she was studying to become a doctor (she did, to her credit, finally renounce medicine). She will get a £100 fine which mummy will pay (daddy works in the City and couldn’t get time off work to see his brave little girl facing the consequences of her action) and if she is really unlucky she might get 12 hours community service (damn that’s 24 episodes of Hollyoaks missed).

Seriously we are allowing these fuckwits to meddle in democracy – we already have Granny Grieve, Dame Keir, Gina Miller and schoolmarm Swinson doing that for us.

Students ought not be allowed to vote in anything more taxing than the X Factor, because with the promise of free university education, they are already taxing us.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs