Oh please please another cunting for that political giant and all round goodfellow Keith (washing machine) Vaz. Appears that the investigations into the “not renboy affair and offer to pay for marching powder” carried out by some government committe have concluded that vazalines explanation was bollocks and the youngish chaps present and seen on the recording were not interior decorators advising vaz on a face lift for the shagging pad but rentboys of Eastern European extraction. The Romanian rentboy was the one that vaz offered to pay for his white powder. Parts of the conversation involved vaz telling the others that on a previous session with a rentboy no condom was avaliable so vaz went bareback. The commission pointed out that at no time did any person appearing in the recording mention gloss or silk finish for woodwork and no samples of wall covering were visible throughout the recording. The committee agreed that vaz told them a crock of shit ie told porkies and his story was ludicrous to say the least. The report recommends that he be elevated to the peerage.

Nominated by Black biscuit

Keith ‘Ludicrous’ Vaz
I’m sure we can all agree that our politicians are wonderful. As an outstanding illustration, please step forward the ‘Honourable’ Keith Vaz, MP for Leicester East.
Mr Vaz is no stranger to controversy, and now finds himself in hot water with the Commons Standards Committee. The committee has found that Vaz has caused ‘significant damage’ to the reputation of parliament (oh, the delicious irony of it!) and is set to suspend him for six months.
So what’s the bad boy been up to then? Well, he was secretly recorded in his London flat meeting two (ah-hem) male ‘escorts’ (rent boys to you and me) and offering to buy marching powder for a third person.
Now personally, I wouldn’t even mind so much if Vaz simply put up his hand and said it was a fair cop; although we can reasonably expect people in public life, particularly law-makers, to set an example, we’re all human. Let he who is without sin etc. No, what riles me about Vaz is the sheer contempt he displays to both his peers and the public in the excuses offered for his behaviour. Apparently the meeting between the parties, held late on a Saturday evening, was to discuss redecoration of the flat. As you do. The meeting reportedly lasted almost two hours, but Vaz stated that he couldn’t remember it, claiming that his drink was ‘spiked’. I’ve seen no explanation as to why this would occur at a meeting just to talk about a bit of painting and decorating.
Anyway, the committee wasn’t buying it, indicating that the MP’s explanations simply weren’t believable, and indeed, were ‘ludicrous’, and so the ‘Honourable’ Mr Vaz is now looking at time in the parliamentary equivalent of purgatory.
The motion before the nation is that Keith Vaz is a cunt; ‘ayes’ to the right, 50 million and counting.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Cunts who watch some YouTube video and then become fucking experts.

I went to fell a tree in a couple’s garden. Thought that there’d be no drama until I got there and was confronted by the neighbour. He’d obviously watched a couple of tree-cutting videos and was keen to give me the benefit of his wisdom…” An easy enough “fall” he says ” I’d have done it for them myself but don’t have the saw for it”……
” Won’t the electric cord for your Black and Decker reach then?” I innocently enquired. Didn’t stop the gobshite ” I’d use a bore-cut on a leaning tree ” was his next jem..
“Aye well,you’ll know all about boring, I’d guess” I replied. That gave the Cunt pause for thought and before he could fire up again, I fired up the saw and drowned him out. When the tree was down the patronising Cunt even had the gall to say to me “Textbook “fall” that…well done”…Just what I’ve always craved.the approval of some daft Gobshite..” Couldn’t have done it without your advice” I told him ” I’m away for a shite later,any instruction for me on which way to wipe?”….Poor Cunt looked a bit crestfallen at that one,it must have dawned on him that I wasn’t going to encourage his delusions of being a tree- cutter and start talking trade with him. In fact all I seemed to have done was confirm the widely held belief that I’m a bit of a twat.

My problem is that he’d obviously watched a couple of videos and seemed to think that it made him an expert. I was half-tempted to hand him the saw and tell him that here was his big chance,it was only the thought of having to attend the Windbag’s inquest that stopped me.

I admit that I have often watched videos on how to do jobs and then had a go myself…with mixed results,I must admit.However I would not dream of approaching a tradesman doing his job and then start trying to tell him his business.

Fuck Off.

Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

John Bercow deserves another ‘ORDER, ORDER’ condescending cunting.

The man has been out of the speakers chair for less than a week and already the poison dwarf is in the media spouting, “Brexit is the worst post ww2 mistake”.

Fuck off Bercunt.

Your reign of bias motion selecting is over. You should now fuck off and fade in to the ether, like Blair, Major, May and any other failed politicunt should have done.

Why is it that even when these fuckers are supposed to be gone, they manage to hang around like a bad smell? They seem worse after the fact, than they were whilst working in the commons.

Nominated by elcuntio

Fuck it! That’s another cunt to add to the wall!

Katie Hill
If you are an old dodderer like me you have heard of Fanny Hill but probably not Katie Hill who has resigned as Democratic Congresswoman for California after admitting to have had a “inappropriate” relationship with a female member of her staff. She also seems to have been swinging both ways and getting a length from another staffer, this time a guy, at the same time.

“It is with a broken heart that today I announce my resignation from Congress. This is the hardest thing I have ever had to do, but I believe it is the best thing for my constituents, my community, and our country,” sobbed Katie who then blamed her husband for all her problems. Incidentally, he was banging the female staff member at the same time as Kiss Me Kate.

Head of the coven Nancy Pelosi, aka Speaker of the House, who represents the shit-filled streets of San Francisco, praised Hill for making “a great contribution as a leader of the Freshman Class” of House Democrats but said “we must ensure a climate of integrity and dignity in the Congress, and in all workplaces.”

Pictures of Hill, showing a tattoo of Nazi Iron Cross and posing naked while smoking a joint and having it off lesbo style, have been published and are out there in cyberspace if you want to see them.

I feel sorry for poor old Bill Clinton who now only has memories of jerking off onto his staff´s dresses to make up for sharing a bed with harridan Hillary. Trump must me laughing his pants off.

Nominated by Mr Polly

Prince Andrew is a Cunt.

He is a rude, obnoxious bore with “friends” in both high and low places. Dodgy Russian businessmen queue up to give him money, while American businessmen offer him 5 star treatment at their “homes” (without him ever realising that they were actually convicted kiddy-diddlers),because he is such good company presumably.

Andrew and Harry are the main reasons why the Royals are becoming so unpopular and if The Queen can’t recognise that fact perhaps it’s time that the old trout finally released her interminable grip on the taxpayer-teat,packed up her grasping extended family and Fucked Off.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler