I would like offer up a diamond encrusted cunting for Lewis Hamilton, who has yet again demonstrated that he is a Le Mans, 24 hour cunt.

Recently he’s been talking a load of complete hypocritical wank about how he worries about the planet and all the other eco-warrior, save the planet, signal the virtue – you know the drill by now, we’ve had it force fed to us for the last eighteen fucking months at least.

He’s probably polluted more than most people ever will in their lifetime.

I can explain to a primary school pupil that driving a diesel powered car around and around very fast puts a shit load of emissions into the environment, thus causing lots of pollution and damaging the environment and they will understand it. But not the fake wannabe gangsta, bling bling, smug prick, who got where he is mainly because of his dad. Only for him to tell his dad to go fuck himself once he got famous and became successful.

Not only is the cunt completely lacking in anything resembling self awareness, he’s also simply an annoying tit. All that jet setting back and forth to your home in Monaco isn’t fucking helping the planet either is it Lewis? You hypocritical bell-end!

Nominated by Harold Steptoe

Air Canada is to be cunted as it intends to use gender-neutral terms on flights, instead of greeting passengers as ‘Ladies and Gentlemen’.

In a gender neutral move to be more inclusive, the Canadian airline has decided to ban gendered pronouns from its scripted greetings and will instead welcome “everybody” or “tout le monde” during in flight announcements.

“We will be amending our onboard announcements to modernise them and remove specific references to gender”, a spokesperson for the airline told CNN news partner CTV.

Earlier this year, the Canadian government began to allow citizens to select non-binary ‘X,’ rather than male or female as their gender identity, on their passports. Airlines for America (A4A), an industry trade group, also announced it will expand gender options to passengers booking flights to include “unspecified” and “undisclosed.”

As we all know, this lunacy is not confined to the US or Canada (with its soy boy, cuck prime minister/prime cunt), one of the top grammar schools in Britain has already banned teachers from describing pupils as ‘girls’ over fears it will offend transgender pupils. Altrincham Grammar School for Girls in Manchester previously wrote to parents to advise them of the changes, which will see staff now use “gender-neutral language” when addressing, or talking about children. Girls at the 1,350-pupil school will instead be addressed as ‘students’. The change followed a diversity drive to encourage other schools across Britain to stop using the terms ‘boys’ and ‘girls’ to describe pupils.

Back in 2017, the Government-funded ‘Educate and Celebrate’ organisation – that is backed by Ofsted – sent out a book to 120 ‘best practice’ schools that suggests new terms to address young children. The book, called ‘Can I Tell You About Gender Diversity?’, features a fictional story about a 12-year-old boy transitioning from male to female. It encourages teachers, parents and pupils as young as SEVEN to address children who identify with the gender they were born as ‘cisgender’.

Why can’t these schools, companies etc… grow a collective backbone and tell these gender deviant cunts to piss off.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Just wondering Admin if there is any system to your posting noms procedure? I’ve written three in the last few weeks and seen none so far but quite a few written after mine already on the main board. It’s no big deal if there is a big nom queue or something, just asking for a friend ?

Yes its simple, we review them, bin them or approve them, chuck them in a big digital hat and some other fucker puts them on a rota.

Repetitive question from Coolforcunts

This Canadian, platypus-faced, feminist shitbag is allegedly a comedienne!

No idea who she is? Me neither, that was until last night when I was at a friends and we decided to watch some Netflix comedy specials.
I had never heard of her, but according to ‘Wee Mental Davey’ she has been infecting the UK like Ebola the last 4 years, she seems to be a permanent fixture on all the panel-shows, especially the BBC ones.

My God, her Netflix special was an absolute shit-show of epic proportions, misandry – check, virtue-signalling – check, the list is endless!

After ten minutes I told Wee Davey to turn it off, before I had a seizure.

We then went on to discuss ‘waman comediennes’ and between us we could name plenty, but not one who was actually funny!

Jo Brand, Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders, Joan Rivers, Amy Schumer, Sarah Silverman, Sara Pascoe, Rachel Parris, Lily Singh, Ellie Taylor and so on. Not a fucking single laugh from any of them. The only waman we decided had some merit was Victoria Wood, not because she is funny, but because she could play the piano when doing her God awful songs on stage.

Waman comediennes – FUCK OFF – you’re NOT funny

This is how it should be done…

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ehduh

Nominated by sheilas shitty knickers

I am speechless at this one.

You’re not the only one, mate. I need fuckin’ therapy after Googling for a photo to go with this nom – Admin

I understand body modification is popular in quite a few circles, but injecting your bollocks with silicone is a trifle odd, even for me.
Below is the tragic story of a Ginger (in more ways than one) who shacked up with his muscle man bum buddies and died from silicone abuse.

https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/15/mum-sues-sons-five-boyfriends-making-inject-scrotum-silicone-10919408/

Why would you want bollocks the size of a soft ball?

Nominated by lord benny