Hi all you Cunt haters out there peace and love to you all

I would like to nominate the forthcoming 2019 12th of December General Election as a real cunt, I will be far to busy doing my last minute Christmas shopping than voting for any of these cunts tank you very much. What at lousy bunch of them there is too!
Boris who is probably in the middle of a spit roast between Farage and Trump, Corbyn who can’t decide which fence post he likes to sit the most. And booby Jo Swinson who obviously lives in some fucked up parallel universe where the votes in the 2016 EU Referendum simply do not count for a jot!!
Well thank you very much the house of Parliament for passing the amendment and leaving it to us to decide which one of you Cunts gets to run the country. Talk about passing the buck and thanks for the really shitty options you’ve lumbered us with.
You Cunts xx

Nominated by BaldlieBoyz

A red-brick cunting please for this little arsewipe (and you can be sure she is only the tip – or tit – of the iceburg), who has boasted on social meeja that she will be voting twice in the general election.

Other students are being told to “vote early” (presumably after daytime TV when they have had their first fart after getting up) and “vote often” and, probably inevitably, to “vote Labour UK”

No doubt if the little cunt gets caught for fraud there will be a heart-wrenching plea by the barrister that daddy pays for that there was a “misunderstanding” – it was her first go at this voting lark, she is terriblah, teriblah sorry and ashamed, obvs, she was led on by the naughty boys at “uni” and will undertake never to behave in so stupid and improper a way in the future. Well, at least not until the council elections next year.

The judge (or more likely magistrate) will consider it “inappropriate” to send her to prison as it would interrupt her academic career – she has a fine future in the nail bar or even, if she is super-lucky at McDonalds. We have had judges in the past who refrained from sending an Oxbridge girl to prison for murder, as she was studying to become a doctor (she did, to her credit, finally renounce medicine). She will get a £100 fine which mummy will pay (daddy works in the City and couldn’t get time off work to see his brave little girl facing the consequences of her action) and if she is really unlucky she might get 12 hours community service (damn that’s 24 episodes of Hollyoaks missed).

Seriously we are allowing these fuckwits to meddle in democracy – we already have Granny Grieve, Dame Keir, Gina Miller and schoolmarm Swinson doing that for us.

Students ought not be allowed to vote in anything more taxing than the X Factor, because with the promise of free university education, they are already taxing us.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

I nominate Amber Laura Heard.

So three years ago she claimed that Johnny Depp abused her so violently throughout their entire marriage, yet he was the one that was always seen with bruises, cigarette burn mark to his cheek and a severed finger tip. None of the ‘evidence’ she has given in court has been approved by court – meaning that they have no metadata proving the pictures or evidence took place on that date.

The cunt continued to defame the actor until he finally decided to sue the cunt for defamation. February 3rd, 2020, she will have to face court for defamation and perjury so I think its only fair she’s nominated and given the role of cunt of the year (or decade)
The cunt acts like she is the victim, but she was apparently the abuser, having allegedly abused Johnny Depp whilst they were together and since they divorced in a psychological manner. She had apparently even abused other women she has dated, and even as a police record for abusing her ex-wife before she began to date JD.

She even had her awful fans (which there are only five of) heckle JD’s children. Lily Rose Depp received death threats via instagram when she posted any pictures of herself with her Dad.

So I guess not only is Amber Heard a cunt, her fans are all cunts too – helping her to continuously abuse Johnny Depp even after they’ve divorced. She is in fact the Queen of Cunts!!

Nominated by Isla

The RAIB (Rail Accident Investigation Branch) are a load of finger wagging cunts.

Now, I work on the railway, so I have first hand experience of these bastards. Any time there’s an accident, they’re on the scene looking for the first person to blame. Not only that, but when there’s a suicide they actually investigate if the driver could have done more to prevent it.

Their latest blame game has come a year after the death of 28-year-old Bethan Roper, who was travelling on a GWR train to Exeter St. Davids. Bethan died when she stuck her head out of a train window. It was travelling at 75mph and a tree branch hit her head. The RAIB have found that GWR “had not provided adequate mitigation measures to protect against the risk of passengers putting their heads out of train windows”.

What the fuck is the world coming to if we have to tell idiots not to stick their heads out of vehicles travelling at 75mph? She was 28-years-old, not 8. I am a firm believer in survival of the fittest; if you’re killed where common sense would heavily impact the outcome, then you unfortunately have failed the test. Why aren’t the RAIB blaming her parents? They clearly instilled her with faulty life skills.

Either way the RAIB are cunts for always blaming the ones who are alive rather than the idiots who are dead.

Nominated by elboobio

A Steve Coogan, carbon footprint-sized cunting for this Extinction Rebellion bellend.

He looks and sounds exactly as you would expect. Never kissed a girl, or had more than one pint of lager without needing his stomach pumped. Unlike his arse, which is probably pumped with his 12-inch dildo on a regular basis while he looks at pictures of Stalin.

Anyway, this cunt was just interviewed on the BBC about his group disrupting the country, which culminated in a glorious kicking of two idiots at a tube station.

For once, a journalist at the BBC asked a decent question when he said, “But these commuters are helping the environment by using public transport. Surely you should be supporting people lowering their carbon footprint?”

Do you know how this bellend responded? With a straight face and everything, by the way.

He said that these protests are nothing to do with reducing carbon footprints. It’s about disrupting businesses, the economy and our day to day lives. That’s what those signs mean that say “Business as usual” (the cunt who got dragged off the train had one of these signs). He admitted to his own (and others in his group’s) hypocrisy in having a large carbon footprint, but that modern life (i.e. going to work and using electricity) hampers them from having a smaller carbon footprint. So you see, it’s the ‘government’s fault’ that they own a petrol guzzling sports car (Coogan) or travel by plane to their regular skiing holidays (one of the leaders of ER was outed for this recently). What utter shite!

He also said that these protests will continue today (good luck..I hope you all get the shit kicked out of you all fucking day).

In conclusion, it seems these cunts are just trying to destroy the economy. Like revolutionary Marxists are wont to do.

Drop them off in Pyongyang with tattoos on their foreheads that say “Kim Jong-Un is a dumb, fat ugly cunt who’s probably a bit gay”.

Let’s see how much they like communism then.

Fuck off.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt