MUSLIM PRIDE:-
Yes it sounds like a joke but it isn’t. No doubt Saddik Kunt will turn up to give a grovelling, unctuous speech, in addition to making sure the organisers get a shedful of public money for the event:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/first-muslim-pride-event-to-take-place-in-london-to-celebrate-lgbt-community-after-10000-fundraiser-a4272581.html
Let’s celebrate diversity – or not, as the case might be.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
‘Heir Miles’ Harry
Prince Harry de Halff-Whitt is deeply concerned about the deteriorating state of the environment, and he wants to see his concern addressed. We know this because he tells us so. Often.
This concern notwithstanding, ‘Heir Miles’ Harry seems very wedded to his jet-set lifestyle, with emphasis on the word ‘jet’. Now it transpires that he’s off again, this time on a gas-guzzling round trip to Japan, to watch the rugby world cup final.
Oh, no doubt some justification will be contrived by the palace; he’s a patron of the RFU, he’s representing Her Maj, or the country. I think however, that deep down, we can all recognise this for what it is. It’s a jaunt. He fancies going to the game instead of just watching it on the telly, and he’ll be flying first class I’m sure, unless his late mother’s ‘dear, dear friend’ Dame Elton Luvvy shells out for a private jet again.
Anyways, he’ll be stomping another big carbon footprint in the clouds in the process. Tell you what, then. Let the likes of you and I make the sacrifices and forgo our holidays to Spain. We can’t expect Harry to curtail his gadding about as if he was plain Joe Soap; after all, he is a Very Important Person. I’m sure that this line of thinking will suit him admirably. First rule in the book of the rich and powerful; ‘do as I say, not as I do’.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who correctly predicted that Lord Edwin Bramall Former Head of The British army would be the next celebrity to conk out aged 95.Bramall had a distinguished career last decades all of which Carl Beech tried to ruin by accusing him of being a peadophile and child killer.Luckily Bramall lived to see the fantasist cunt go down before he carked it.
On to Deadpool 147:
Rules:
1)Pick up to 5 famous cunts you think will die next.No duplicates allowed.First come first serve.Anyone who picks the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
2)You can always steal other peoples nominations from previous rounds (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My Picks (Shaun) :
Genesis P-Orridge
David Gulpilil
Gianluca Vialli
Lil Reese
Frankie Banali
LLOYD RUSSELL-MOYLE M.P.:-
A fit for a queen cunting please for this Catweazle-As-A-Young-Man* fruity acolyte of old Steptoe, who feels that billionaires have no place in his gay Britain of the 2020a:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7635619/Labour-MP-Lloyd-Russell-Moyle-calls-billionaires-DRIVEN-Britain.html
I am, of course, not a billionaire myself, but this attitude seems to be totally out of order since the only people who will be able to foot the Corbyn bill for his free university education, free prescriptions and wholesale nationalisation will be tose billionaires. Also, I think Mangledbum and Blair, who have spent their entire lives brown-nosing these rare creatures, will be outraged. Bunny Beckett is outraged on their behalf and has pissed her drawers in sympathy.
This Brighton bender is really getting a taste for publicity. Early on in the year he told the House of Commons that he was unfortunately infected by HIV. In the summer he laid over Berc-ow, as he was distraught that the Speaker was resigning (get the madam!) and now this latest outburst.
I doubt he will lose his seat – I am sure his seat has a gay old time in Brighton, but why can’t this bearded cunt just shut the fuck up. Hopefully nationwide his outburst and Steptoe’s fantasy economics will have lost them many votes, but this week more than 210,000 people under 35 have applied to vote – I suppose most of them are too young to realise that if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
* The real Catweazle returns to TV tomorrow (Talking Pictures 3.30 p.m – my sons favourite programme when he was a lad. He is 54 now)
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
I’m cunting big issue sellers.
When I was a young cunt, I used to see some scruffy cunt, who was homeless selling the big issue.
Now, I’m not a total cunt, so occasionally I would buy this left wing propaganda bog roll, knowing that the scruffy cunt selling it might get a step up the ladder.
That was in the 80s. Now we have the fucking red coats shouting “ beeeeg eeeeshew”.
It seems to me that these cunts are nearly always Romanian free loaders, not homeless, bearing in mind that they left a perfectly good home back in Eastern Europe, and are now hoovering up tax credits like a Westminster politician hoovers up Columbian marching powder.
The only cunts worse than these cunts, are the cunts buying this faux homeless shit rag.
The BI selling cunt in my town hangs around outside cuntland, the place where cunts buy cuntish crap for one pound sterling.
There was a Cuntbook post recently, declaring that the cunt selling BI had just had a baby, and to get their cuntish arses down to Cuntland to donate baby clothes to her.
Now my fellow cunters, I walk down the high street every day to pay cash into my bank acunt, as I am working my bollocks off to keep a business afloat, and I have never seen this cunts little cunt, nor have I witnessed her cunt bump prior to so called cunt dumping occasion.
All these BI cuntstomers are proper cunts for being so fucking naive.
Nominated by Cuntington Smythe