Who the fuck is this ‘Black Pete’ cunt, I hear you ask.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-50458522/sinterklaas-dutch-protests-over-black-pete-festival-goers

He’s Sinteklaas’s helper, part of Dutch folklore. Sinterklaas is basically the Dutch Santa Claus (or Father Christmas in proper English). He probably says, “Merrysh Chrishmush” and leaves clogs under the Christmas tree.

Anyway, he has a helper named ‘Black Pete’ and in early December, in a tradition going back to around 1850, the Dutch have street processions with Sinterklaas with his black-faced helper (a Moor from Spain, according to tradition). You can guess what the Millennials think of it. ‘Pwotests’ abound about the ‘waycism’ from these fuckwits. From the video I watched, it seemed pretty much all of the protesters were white.

I doubt most black people give a shite.

If you know any of these cunts protesting this age old tradition, send them Jim Davidson’s Chalky singing ‘White Christmas’ and a ‘Black and White Minstrel show’ DVD as their Christmas presents.

Cunts.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

A nomination for the once-likeable Liz Bonnin.

The BBC’s war on sanity continues with Liz Bonnin displaying a severe case of the Thunbergs and fronting ‘Meat; A threat to our planet?’

Apparently it’s growing meat that’s causing deforestation, rather than soya bean production. It is also one of the leading causes of greenhouse gas emissions, but still quite far behind heavy industry and transport. How any of this ‘kills the planet’is not addressed, but she does seem to get upset over something in the trailer (muh feelz), and ask the rhetorical question ‘like shouldnt we jus, like, stop eating meat right now?’ so I guess the planet is really being killed by meat.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

A very special cunting for an exceptionally disgusting piece of human filth that’s not fit to live among us.

Subhuman excrement Amos Price, took his dog into the garden of a neighbour for the purpose of encouraging it to maul and kill the homeowner’s cat. The cat’s never been found and the revolting shitheaded father of two Price got a sentence of a notional 18 weeks.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-50439111

Can I propose the re-introduction of lawful hanging and nominate this cunt to break in the hangman’s rope? Or at the very list imprison the cunt indefinitely until he agrees to to be sterilised to save us any more of his devil spawn being shat out upon us and raised at the expense of the taxpayer.

Nominated by ShaggawotZ

I would like to nominate, wait for it, wait for it… The Vagina Museum in London. I kid you not.

Fuck me, you think you’ve heard it all – admin

The Vagina Museum, based in Camden Market, is marking the occasion with its first exhibition: ‘Muff Busters: Vagina Myths and How To Fight Them’.

The free exhibition opens to the public this Saturday 16 November and will be open seven days a week. It centres around the concepts of “cleanliness, contraception, anatomy, periods and sexuality,” according to its curator Sarah Creed. Exhibits include larger-than-life display models of sanitary products – a tampon and Mooncup – covered in glittery “blood” to help tackle the taboos around this imagery.

“For now I’ve focussed on top level content,” Creed says. “But I could have filled a space 800 times bigger than this.”

Visitors are handed an anatomy quiz to label parts of the vagina – and, by the looks of previous papers, it looks like many fall short in being able to do so. The exhibition also features a gift shop which sells everything from the feminist literature of Maya Angelou and Laura Bates to more kitsch items, like a knitted clitoris and a lightbox bearing the phrase “Love the muff”. Going forward, Creed is looking to engage with visitors to the museum in order to gauge the demand ahead of further exhibitions. Creed acknowledges the limits of her own perspective, as someone immersed in the world of vaginas.

As part of the museum’s feedback process, the exhibition will feature a “vagina postbox” where visitors can ask questions and share what they might like to see from the museum.

I’d like to see a ‘permanently closed’ sign on the front door.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Anyone who uses this feature for anything, in any capacity, is a grade A, Category 1, attention-seeking cunt in my opinion, and should have their access to the Internet revoked.

Exhibit A: “I need a reputable painter and decorator, a builder and a carpenter for the extension we’re having. I’ve already found the cunt who will do the work from Google, but I want my entire friends list to know that I’m having an extension so they can see how much better my life is than theirs.”

Exhibit B:”My snot-nosed, baked bean stained brat of a child has a cold, along with ADHD and autism. I know that Calpol will help with his throat, but I need the world to know that I am a single parent looking after a child with (self-diagnosed) ADHD and autism. I don’t want people to think my child is purely just a cunt at school because of his daddy issues.”

Exhibit C:”Any recommendations on where I can buy a USB cable that plugs into my phone, mines broken?” Translates to: ” I’m a skint/tight (highlight applicable) cunt who doesn’t want to buy one from Poundland, but doesn’t want to directly ask for one as not to look cheap, so can I have one of yours please?”

So paradoxical I know, but I wish someone could recommend the best course of action for these attention-seeking, life-sapping cunts who could easily just use Google.

Nominated by NumberwangCunt