Islam (4)


Islam started as a perversion of a Bedouin cult in what is now (loosely) Saudi Arabia. This cult believed in the presence of a devil who existed in the moon and referred to said entity as “Shaitan” – since interpreted as “Satan”

A carpet salesman named Muhammed was in the area at the time, and being destitute and sensing an opportunity decided to indoctrinate the local Bedouin with a narrative that the Jews of Medina were evil and stealing from the (now) Bedouin followers of the “religion” he had invented, as he was illiterate he asked his new followers to think of a name, they were not interested, instead shouting “submission for the Jews” – submission being “Islam” in Arabic. Muhammed then declared that Shaitan was in fact a God, and named this God Allah.

Muhammed lied and deceived the Jews saying he had been robbed and beaten and left with nothing by the Bedouin, the Jews took him in, gave him shelter, money, work and friendship. Muhammed told the Bedouin the Jews were immodest and immoral and ordered one of the few literate people in the area to write a book instructing followers what rules to follow – it was called the Qu’aran.

A handbook of savagery, theft, lying, deceit, wealth envy, jealousy, Speedofillya, r*pe, incest, slavery, land grab and murder. Muhammed and his followers then murdered the Jews of Medina, stole their land, made their Women sex slaves and stole the Jews homes, money and possessions.

The birth of Islam.

Christianity and Judaism were prevalent in the area and Muhammed instructed his followers to rob and murder said at will, not to do so was “Haram” (forbidden). Judaism and Christianity were unreconstructed harsh religions but over centuries reformed because their followers would no longer tolerate or accept the brutal aspects of their faith until a period of “enlightenment” prevailed and evolved into modern Judaism an Christianity.

Islam has never evolved and never will, it is the same evil barbaric cult it ever was, when Muhammed decided he would marry it was to a nine Year old girl called Aisha – foretaste of things to come.

Fundamental Islam has one purpose – invade, rob, undermine and destroy everything which is not Islamic and silence every dissenting voice by means of forced conversion or murder – it has no place in the modern World, no place in modern society and is in my opinion is a serious threat not only to democracy but to Humankind itself.

Peaceful? Tolerant? My arse, because we all know the truth – Islam is a CUNT!

But, of course, not all Muslims are like this. Many are quite harmless – or so we are repeatedly told. Just the fundamentalists.

My first ever c*nting – be gentle with me, poet Laureate I am not!

Nominated by Vernon Fox

Mary Creagh

Mary Creagh, ex-Labour MP for Wakefield. Well, where the fuck do I start with this grey faced, old Supercunt?

Fucking moaning on every news channel that the cunt lost her seat? What the fuck do you expect, luv? You tried to stop Brexit at every opportunity, putting your name on every cunting amendment that that old, tadpole-faced cunt Grieve cooked up with ultra cunt Hilary (girls name) Benn!

The lot of ’em can fuck right off to cunt city. Fuck you, Mary Creagh!

Nominated by Political cunt

A smile, a song and a P45 please, for this masculine-faced, hairy chested former MP, who, like the tart we cunted yesterday who was a sore loser in IDS’s constituency, cannot face the fact that after 14 years her self-important posturing and unlimited expenses, grabbing gravy train has hit the buffers:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/dec/28/labour-defeated-mps-call-for-unflinching-election-review

She blames everyone – old Steptoe (who admittedly was no help), her constituents, Boris, Brexit – you name it, but not of course herself.

If only the self important old cunt would stop for a moment and consider. Just like ducky Dominic Grieve, she was a Remainer in a strongly Leave constituency, and her constituents didn’t like their wishes being ignored AND being castigated as waycist and ignorant to go with it, so they told her and Granny Grieve and many others to fuck off. That is why you lost, you Blairite whore.

Now fuck off and rejoice that you can spend more time with your dildo.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Donald Trump (6)

I too thought it was pretty funny when Trump eschewed all conventions of state behaviour and just murdered Iran’s #2 ’cause he’s a cunt. But when the dust has settled, and the mourners have been laughed at, it’s now clear exactly why states have these conventions of not behaving like gangsters, actually even John Gotti would have more sense than to whack an adversary and put out a statement saying so, in that the heat that single killing is going to draw is way more trouble than the cunt was worth. If you’ve got a problem with a country killing your people say so, declare war making every military person a legitimate target and THEN kill him. I’ve no doubt all of Trumps advisers were telling him to cool it but he’s done his own thing and who knows exactly where this shit will now end. Disrupted fuel supplies are an almost certainty meaning the price of everything is going to rise, the US and it’s allies are going to be alienated from the middle east allowing Russia and China greater influence, more Muslim lone wolf attacks – who knows what. I think this will be disastrous for his re-election because all the US knows there’s now going to be conflict with the region so long as Trump lives meaning a likely Leftist victory this year.

Nominated by, Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

 

A little light entertainment 

https://youtu.be/Lc7-uDUFNwM

James Corden and Cats (Shite Film)

Everyone knows he’s a talentless, fat cunt who thankfully moved abroad.

Now the useless fuck got paid for a shit musical adaptation of ‘Cats’ and claims it’s shit. No kidding. why didn’t you say so at the time not after the reviews? Not to get me started on Judi Dench claiming her character is transgender for no reason other than to try to be “relevant”.

Nominated by lazybiscuits

Gary Neville (2)

Gary Neville is a cunt, isn’t he?

Gary Neville, regular cliché turnip of Sky Football, previous bootlicker of Alex Ferguson, bestie mate with David Beckham, and all round bell-end, believes Football should empower players to walk off the pitch if they face racial abuse.

This solution by Neville who, let’s face it, has never been known for his intellect or depth, is both embarrassing and crassly stupid. It does nothing but score the little window-licker some ‘liberal’ points while saying, “look at meee, I’m not waycist.”

What happens when the other team continue playing football, Gary? If you walk of the pitch the other side win. Have you considered that, Gary?

What happens when teams are being beaten 2-0, pretend they’ve heard some racist abuse and walk off pitch. How do you prevent that, Gary?

Incredibly, Gary, who always looks like he’s breathing through his mouth, is not even the ugliest brother in the Neville family, although he may be the most stupid. He recently blamed PM Boris Johnson for “fuelling racism” in Britain. Gary Neville! Is he about to trade in his Man United defender shirt and Sunshine Coaches haircut for a Lib Dems badge?

This is defeatism at its highest. It encourages snowflakiness. If players were entitled to walk off the pitch it, that would be the reaction required, and would ultimately result in far more racist chanting. Instead, why not tell players to be stronger and do their bloody job, for which they’re paid a fortune.

Consequently, why not stick to YOUR job, Neville, you fucktard: Muttering bad commentary in a whiny, nasal Manc voice.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous