Citizens Assembly

A Cunting for the concept of a Citizens’ Assembly.

The one that has been set up to look at solutions to climate change is going to cost  around £500,000. 110 ‘Randomly’ selected members of the public will spend four weekends looking at ways to reduce CO2.

The government has committed to net zero by 2050, so this lot are going to work out how to do it, such as taxing frequent flyers.
Now I don’t have any objection to people having ideas, but a citizens’ assembly who are unlikely to have any specific expertise aren’t going to solve the problem. We all know where the CO2 comes from and where most of it is generated, so taxing frequent flyers isn’t going to punch a big hole in the volume of CO2.

The answer is money and technology; everyone knows it, so we don’t need to waste time with a citizens’ assembly. Everyone will be taxed to fund all the changes necessary to reach the governments commitment.

At the end of the exercise we will have a report (I am sure it will be written by one or more of the organisers) with recommendations which will reflect what we already know….. so pointless.

Nominated by Sick of it

BBC Radio 4 (2)

What was once a radio station where interesting and meaningful topics were discussed has joined the rest of the BBC in becoming a woke, identity-aware, agenda-driven shit pit.

What’s on the menu today? Mixed weight dating and why it’s more difficult for women to date, where there is a marked difference in weight. I know most men find big girls less attractive, but even the fattest sow in the field finds it easier to find a partner than the average man, so that’s not the problem.

Is it maybe that there’s a danger of being crushed, or smothered to death for a smaller man engaged in sexual activity with a behemoth?

Is it men are put off dating obese women due to the cost of taking them out for a meal?

What is this bollocks? Fat people find it harder to find partners because instinctively men look for healthy looking partners for reproduction. This woke drive to have every negative turned into a positive and tell people that you have to interact with and embrace people that you instinctively want to avoid.

This is in the same vein as the trans campaigner who said men who refused to date trans “women” are transphobic and committing a hate crime, or the anti-racism campaigners who believe not being attracted to non-white people makes you racist.

When will this insanity get kicked into touch?

I don’t fancy fat girls. I’m heterosexual so I’m attracted to women, women that were always women not men who believe they are women. I’m not attracted to very dark skinned women or those with typical African features and big arses. It’s not a choice, it’s my reality.

These cunts are trying to tell us water flows uphill and I’m fucking done with it.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit

 

“Stick your 50p” cunts

… Except for the cunts in the EU

A brief topical cunting for two of our notable noble Lords Heseltine and Adonis.

These two fossils have said that they are so appalled by Brexit that they will refuse to accept or use the commemorative 50p coin. And Bliar’s cunt in chief, Alistair Campbell had joined in as well.

Well here’s my advise to you, gents : fucking grow up.

Anyhow, none of it really matters because according to Luvvie 2020 frontrunner Hugh Grant, this country is finished anyway.

My piss is boiling…

Nominated by Dioclese

A 50pence piece cunting for Yasmin Alibhai Brown, so enraged with Brexit and the new 50 pence piece she intends to give any she gets to beggars.

This is after Blair,Hestlcunt and Camplcunt said they wouldn’t use the new coin .

What a bunch of virtue signalling petulant little brats they are. How juvenile can you be? These are fully grown adults in the public eye,some of whom have held the levers of power. Jesus wept. How in the name of the wee man did we ever produced such utter cunts prepared to stoop to any level just to get browny points with the disaffected remoaners ?
Other countries must laugh at us.

Hatchet faced witch . Is there nothing they won’t whine about or any depths they won’t stoop to? How we all wish she and her ilk would just vanish from the face of the planet.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

UK Foreign Aid (2)

I woke up in a good mood this Saturday, but my piss has been well and truly evaporated by stories of Pakistani parasites, Americunts, and this again – foreign fucking aid!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7927103/Boris-Johnson-orders-review-Britains-14-6billion-overseas-aid-budget.html

We spent £14.6 billion last year, the only G7 nation to meet that cunting 0.7% target of GDP. Every fucking penny of that money has been stolen from the pockets of hard-working Britons and ‘generously’ given away to parasites overseas usually in absolute shithole countries that will never fucking improve, but has a devastating effect on public services HERE!

The police aren’t investigating crimes and our International Health Service is at breaking point, with nurses literally not even having the luxury of taking their allotted breaks in order to keep patents alive. Who do we have to thank? The money’s there, so we’re doing our part. It’s the same fucking cunts who squander our hard-earned money every fucking day and shrug it off like it’s not their fucking problem. CUNTS! The average amount flushed down the toilet by G7 nations is 0.29 per cent of GDP, the USA pisses away just 0.14.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TORY CUNTS SETTING FIRE TO OUR FUCKING MONEY WHILE LETTING SERVICES GO TO SHIT, RUNNING UP A HUGE FUCKING DEFICIT, YOU FUCKING THIEVING CAHNTS!?

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

Social Media (3)

I know that most ISaC users are sensible people who despise social media, what with the epithets of Twatter and Instacunt etc. So why are children and teenagers allowed to use social media? We don’t send kids up chimneys to work anymore and we have laws banning the sales of alcohol to them so why are they allowed access to terrorists, pro-suicide shit, anti-Semitic shit, endless vacuous influencers, the rantings of Rose McGowan, et al? Why the fuck does a child have to communicate with another child outside of school and share documents and images in real time? Its utter bollocks as they simply do not need it.

I just watched a segment on Victoria Derbyshire (VD) about the dangers of social media. There sat a teenage girl moaning about how toxic social media is and how it made her feel bad. Apparently this vulnerable mental was addicted to feeling bad, or some shit. Where were her parents in all this? Too dumb and/or bone idle to block out the offending sites and monitor her device usage, more than likely. Just look at the case of teenager Molly Russell who killed herself after seeing too many suicidal posts on Instagram – the father is calling for the social media companies to hand over data and he mumbled that ‘something more has to be done’ because self-regulation has failed. Exactly where were the parents whilst the daughter was using Instagram and consuming dark and dangerous content?

Apparently, the government are going to do more to make social media sites safer, well good luck with that, sounds like something that might bare fruit in about 50 years time. Social media companies will never self-regulate properly, so why not just ban under 18s from using social media in the first place? Start putting in the national curriculum that social media, and the internet in general, contains dangerous content, from perverts to political extremists, so stay the fuck away from it. Make a public information film or two.

Social media is the same as alcohol in my eyes and should be banned to under 18s. Part of me doesn’t give a toss if parents are too stupid to prevent their children accessing unsuitable content but the other part of me does care and the whole thing gets up my nose because it seems quite obvious to me that a child shouldn’t be left alone to indulge in Instagram, use bloody Snap Chat, nor have unfettered access to the internet. Just as I would never allow any child of mine to have access to bottles of whiskey, then I most certainly would not allow them to use Facebook or Instagram etc. and probably they could have controlled access to Wikipedia and that’d be it! No smart phones either. They can have some coins and use a bloody phone box if the need arises!

Its hard to pinpoint one cunt in all this so I am unable to offer a title. Social Media is a massive snake infested cunt for umpteen reasons, parents who let their kids use Social Media and do not control their access to the internet are at best dumb cunts and child abusing cunts at worst. The government is a cunt because it could just pass a law to prevent kids under 18 being allowed Social Media accounts for starters. The BBC are of course always cunts. In this morning’s VD, the BBC are cunts for not mentioning parental responsibility, or where parents watching could get more information about protecting their children online. Instead the BBC put up the Samaritans phone number.

Nominated by Cuntologist