This fucking news story boiled my piss:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lollipop-man-banned-high-fiving-21335481

A lollipop man was banned from high-fiving kids crossing the road, and probably talking to them too I would bet, by a school who received a massive ONE compliant from some fuck-knows-who cunt who thinks it ‘inappropriate’. Some cunt has paedo-hysteria and thinks any man being friendly to kids is some raper threat. Fine, there are loonies everywhere, but it’s the fact the school receives a single complaint and acquiesces without question or consultation. Just a mindless reaction to a single stupid, irrational cunt giving any dumb fuck out there power over the sensible majority.

We see it in all areas of life – Christmas trees taken down for a single complaint, three cunts of Twitter being reported on the news as a ‘backlash’, five cunts and it’s a ‘Twitter storm!’. Can we just ignore cunts who complain and instead show some common sense and question the sanity of their argument, rather than mindless observance of every cunt who wants to spoil anything they don’t like, however hysterical and unwarranted?

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

Robert De Niro has had a distinguished, iconic career in Hollywood, starring in such landmark films as ‘The Mission’, ‘Raging Bull’, ‘Goodfellas’, and of course ‘Taxi Driver’. This has brought him fame and fortune; as he himself might say, ‘very nice, very nice’.
Unfortunately, De Niro has of late succumbed to what is known as ‘Hollywood Celebrity Syndrome’, a pernicious delusional condition which leads actors to believe that their celebrity status entitles them, indeed requires them, to harangue the rest of us with their world view. So from their profound knowledge of social and political issues, the likes of De Niro, Meryl Streep and Sean Penn want to instruct us as to how we should think and act on a range of matters such as gender issues, world poverty and climate change. This delusion exhibits itself through persistent outbreaks of self-indulgent moralising and virtue signalling from the remote heights of their ivory towers.

Sadly for him, De Niro has gone on to develop the full-blown, particularly virulent strain of HCS which experts have labelled ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’, to wit; an extreme, irrational reaction to Donald Trump based on distress and loathing, leading to fears that the sufferer may lose touch with reality.

Since the election of Trump to The White House, De Niro has launched a series of increasingly rancorous attacks on the President. These include such comments as ‘he’s blatantly stupid, totally nuts’, ‘he’s a dirty player’, ‘he’s a punk, a pig, a mutt, a national disaster’, ‘I’d like to punch him in the face’, and ‘I’d like to see him hit by a bag of shit… right in the face’. Even when accepting a lifetime achievement award at the recent Screen Actors’ Guild Awards, De Niro couldn’t resist politicising the occasion to take a swipe at Trump, accusing him of ‘blatant misuse of power’.

You talkin’ to me? Well, here’s the thing, Bobby old son. You say that you’re entitled to your opinions on Trump, and of course that’s true. But you shouldn’t presume that just because you’re a famous actor, the rest of us want you to foist them upon us repeatedly, especially when they appear to consist of a string of vitriolic personal insults rather than anything substantive.

Now you can go on all you want about Trump being ‘a fake President, someone who shouldn’t be President, period’, but I think you’ll find if you look closely that actually, he really IS the President, and that’s not going to change for a while. So please, enough already. Get off your soapbox and stop the finger-wagging, before you bore us all to death. You’re in danger of becoming regarded as a twisted, bitter old man, with a touch of paranoia thrown in. Bloody hell, you’ll be wanting a no Trump ‘safe space’ on set next.

Just be quiet and stick to the day job. For us, that really would be ‘very nice, very nice’. Capeesh?

Nominated by Ron Knee

I think a well overdue cunting is required for stupid fuckers in the middle of a midlife crisis.

You know the type, and I’m sure everyone does. He’s the man of 35-45 years old who one day decides to go out and buy a Harley Davidson or a Porsche, and then drives it like he was 17 again. The compound I work on has a firm of architects and one of these cunts is in the middle of a Porsche midlife crisis. This involves buying an as bright as possible [please look at me] baby Porsche, fitting an attention -seeking loud exhaust, and then driving down a 200 metre stretch of narrow road with cars parked down both sides twice a day, like it’s the fucking Mulsanne Straight at Le Mans, even today when it was icy.

Everyone on the site is waiting for the inevitable road smash. I’m almost looking forward to it, so I can go out and film the cunt being cut out of the car, and then chin him just before he gets loaded onto the ambulance. Get a life and act your age, you cunt.

Nominated by Fuglyucker

Good afternoon cunter’s

Fresh reports are flowing in of another peaceful misunderstanding in Stretham London,

A peaceful wrapped in his novelty body warmer accidentally injured a number of people with his pen knife whilst showing it to them, A police officer would seem to have had a negligent discharge with his side arm killing the gentleman.

This has been described as a “Terror related incident”, But we at Isac know that when the Guardian comes out tomorrow it will be a different story.

Carry on cunting!

Update.

There’s ‘news’ currently about ‘cultural appropriation’ in fashion. Some French, soy, tofu wanker hair stylist has apologised from the depths of his heart for offending black people for having white models with corn-row hairstyle wigs in a fashion show. Naturally, Al Beeb is running with it as ‘problematic’ and I feel like I’m taking those crazy pills again:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-51166873

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-51177738

Obviously, It’s not the fact that he did it, but the fact that he apologised, emboldening every racist, black person out there to complain about ‘white racism’ simply for doing the same things they do everyday.

Every time a black woman wears a wig of straight hair, usually made from the hair of Indian women, she’s doing the exact same thing. Every time a black man wears a jacket and trousers, he’s culturally appropriating traditional white fashion. Black people have made the ‘N-word’ taboo, meaning there’s a class of people allowed to say it and a class of people for whom it’s forbidden. Happy with the success of this, they now want to make EVERYTHING that is more typically something black people might do as being taboo – for blacks only; forbidden for whites and Asians. Food, clothing, hairstyles! Then when people apologise, instead of simply telling how nonsensical and chauvinistic their shallow complaints are, they etch away at other peoples rights to wear what they want, eat what they want, and wear their own fucking hair, on their own fucking body, however they fucking please!

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine