An Elizabeth Arden and ‘Avon’s calling’ cunting for the plethora of fucking stupid little millennial bitches, pouting like a cartoon tuna fish in their “Cuntbook” profile pics.

Normally you see them taking a selfie with boss eyes, because they’re staring at themselves so intently in the screen to ensure that they look like an A-list pornstar. A lot of these slags must have been watching make-up tutorials by Youtube influencers that tell them it’s great to look like Coco the clown after he’s had a strawberry trifle thrown in his physog. They look so ridiculous. I mean, how much slap do you need in order to impress your classmates and peers and get a 4k following? So much that when you do your trouty pouty, you risk the fucking lot falling off and ending up all over your augmented baps it would seem.

And what’s with that stupid cunty stick on puppy nose that they use to make themselves look cute? Cuntbook is turning so many girls and young women into vain, duplicated morons it’s unreal. Stop putting your lipstick on 3mm beyond your lips, ok girly? And stop sticking your mouth out, because you look like an ugly, vacuous, self-absorbed CUNT.

Nominated by Dai O’Rhea

Sophie Khan…Who?? Well, fellow cunters, if you haven’t heard, just get this.

Mizzzz Khan is a solicitor. So far, so good, but incredibly, this fuckwit has come out in defence of machete wielding nutter Muhammad Rodwan, who’s just been banged up for 16 years for his vicious attack on PC Stuart Outten. In spite of the very serious injuries that Outten sustained, he managed to subdue the animal Rodwan using a taser.

Khan has stated that Rodwan acted ‘in self-defence’ in the face of ‘excessive force’, and went on to say that she was ‘surprised that the Metropolitan Police haven’t started disciplinary action against PC Outten for assault and battery against Muhammad Rodwan’. Yes, it appears that Khan views the thug Rodwan, who’s got previous for rape and assault, as the ‘victim’ in this case.

Disciplinary action??? This officer deserves a fucking medal. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’d say that this so-called ‘legal professional’ has brought her profession into disrepute with her vile and ludicrous comments. I really don’t think that I need to say more. If ever there was a case of a cunt cunting herself, this is it. Okay Khan. You’ve had your 15 seconds in the spotlight, now fuck off and don’t come back, you piece of shit.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Sophie Khan…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7927199/Lawyer-says-heroic-police-officer-disciplined-saving-life-Taser.html

A cunting for this useless parasite, sorry, ‘lawyer’, please, for stating that PC Outten, the copper that had his skull fractured by Mohammed Rodwen, who he stopped for having no insurance on his van, a cunt with previous convictions, including rape, used excessive force and should be disciplined for having the cheek to save his own life.

This utter, utter cunt’s not fit to lick the blood off that brave bobbys boots. I hope that one day she meets the likes of Rodwen in a dark alley, so they can have a chat about his rights.

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

Robert Downey Jr. is a cunt, isn’t he?

This egotistical flaker has just been paid a fortune for redoing another version of Dr Doolittle. Whispers suggest it’s a charmless pile of wank from the oily turd. Apparently, he does a Welsh accent. What a choice to talk to the animals.

Once a bit of a junkie, Downey is now most famous for his plethora of “Iron Man” films, though I’ve seen one and it was nothing like the Ted Hughes story. Hollywood also indulged in redoing a couple of rancid Sherlock Holmes flicks starring Downer. His cunty levels still weren’t high enough, so he was paid to do a video for an Elton fucking John dirge, the undiscerning whore.

Robert Downer syndrome started early when they decided on redoing the classic “The Singing Detective” and change it from a British surreal masterpiece of grit into an American, real piece of shit.

He once made a short anti-Trump film with all of his dressy-up pals from the Marvel “Avengers” soap-opera. The one-trick pony actor, who makes fantasy films about flying around in space, also recently spouted about the environment and said he wants to “clean up Earth” with his…zzz…

Instead of redoing this and redoing that, what about redoing drugs, you dead-eyed, Iron Cunt. If you could talk to the animals, they’d tell you to fuck off.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Bell’s Palsy, you are a cunt.

Contracted via a viral infection, causing partial paralysis of the right side of my face and looking like the bloke from “The Goonies”. Not content with giving me a severe fucking headache every morning I wake up, which lasts until I take the enormous amount of prescribed tablets needed, you then allow my right eye to weep all day and dribble to run down my chin.

Then at meal times you play with my mind, you vindictive fucker!! You somehow allow me to forget that I have developed the said paralysis and permit me to bite down on my food and then scream in pain as it includes a portion of the right side of my bottom lip!!!
The prognosis is good for a full recovery, however, whether I have any bottom lip left is another matter, you cunt of a disease.

Nominated by Fact Hunt

An “I’m desperate and I’d fuck owt with a pulse” cunting please, for the wankshafts at Tinder. News just in, as they add a PANIC BUTTON to the app:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-51218336

Yes, me neither, but apparently it will “enable users to alert emergency services and transmit highly accurate location data”.

I’m sure the emergency services are delighted. This will work perfectly – no accidental false alarms, no trivial calls and no diversion of resources.

I can imagine it now: “Lads, forget the murder at No. 45 and the ongoing kiddie-fiddling at No. 23, someone on Tinder has hit the fucking PANIC BUTTON. Location coming in…the bike shed just down by the knackers yard. Apparently a woman is FUMING that the gent in question has asked her to pay half the McDonald’s bill. Attend pronto!”

What could possibly go wrong?

I hear there’s a far more effective panic button out there…its called the ‘X’ in the top right hand corner of your screen.

Tinder…you are a cunt.

Nominated by GeneralZod