A Gold Plated with extra pension benefits please, for this four-eyed, self-important, quivering heap of outraged shit:-

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-51687287

Making the announcement of his retirement in tears, he vouchsafed how he has been bullied – Priti Patel and all her friends have been ganging up on him in the playground. Poor little Phil. I am certain his virginal innocence has been compromised, but for Christ’s sake man, get a grip. We have all had work colleagues we don’t get on with. Deal with it like we have to, or had to – and for those who do endure bullying in the factory, shop or office, there is no gold pension scheme at the end of it.

Get a grip, you great big fairy! What a fucking wanker.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A cast iron, boo-hoo, hurty-feelings cunting for Sir Philip Rutnam.

This Home Office, Civil Service, Soy-Boy has thrown his toys out of the pram because Priti Patel actually wants to start and make good on promises given to the electorate, after being given an overwhelming majority (outside of the Londonistan bubble and the globo-homo elites). This cunt took over at the Home Office under Treason May’s abject failure of a watch, and now that the “sit back and do nothing” remit has been changed to “let’s fucking do something about the biggest problem facing the UK”, the cunt walks off in a strop!

He’s going to sue the Govt for “unfair dismissal”, but the last time I checked, being booted for “not doing your job” was fair cause for dismissal.

Good luck with that Phil. Your only hope is that the (illegal) Supreme Court eventually sees things your way (as they have done whenever anything in favour of the British Public has been brought to the courts), but hopefully Dominic is working on getting that establishment torn down, just as he is with the BBC! Good!

To you Phil I say two things: LEARN TO CODE!

And: YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

Cunt!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

This uppity shit-bird needed clearing out.

While representing the very worst in our Civil Service, his ineptitude and arrogance led to his own demise. Totally unaccountable and wallowing in his own, unelected power. Supposed to be working for the benefit of the UK, but can’t see past his own self-importance.

If the swamp is to be drained, it’s going to take a while with turds like this clogging up the system.

Nominated by General Schizophrenia

An “Allah be praised”, “Alan’s snackbar” with optional exploding prayer mat, for this deluded arsewipe who converted to Islam and to ‘celebrate’ the event took on an Islamic name (Shake Rattlen’roll or some such) and decided to blow up a hotel and St Paul’s Cathedral (two for the price of one – no point in starting out half hearted).

What is especially annoying is that this would-be bomber is a white tart, and so the BBC can fully tut-tut at the religion of peace knowing that this would be assassin is the “right” (or wrong) colour.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-51583815

Like former smokers who become smokeless, or ex-drinkers who become teetotal, these fucking converts are always more barmy and extreme than the originals, and just as dangerous.

Fuck the bitch.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

“Not another stibby stabby moose limb” you might be saying? Well not exactly. You might remember him from the name Cat Stevens, a pop singer and song writer from the 60’s and 70’s and a damn fine one at that – until he converted to Islam in 1977, adopting the name Yusuf Islam, to add to all the thousands of Yusuf Islams in the moose limb world.

Don’t you find these converts to religion the worst of the lot? The fervour and the energy they throw into their new cause is impressive isn’t it? Fortunately, there are not too many celeb converts I can think of – maybe Lauren Booth, Cherie Blair’s sister. What I’ve noted, however, is that Yusuf and his pals have all come over very quiet since their ‘peaceful’ religion turned to shit. An interesting fairy tale led to Yusuf’s conversion. In 1976 Stevens nearly drowned off the coast of Malibu, California, United States, and it’s reported he shouted: “Oh, God! If you save me I will work for you.” He related that right afterward, a wave appeared and carried him back to shore.

After his conversion, he was prevented from continuing his musical career. So, basically, a fine musician had sold his musical soul in exchange for religion. When will some people realise that there is no finer religion than music? He did attempt to revive his career years later but replacing great hits like ‘Matthew and Son’, ‘Moonshadow’ and ‘Father and Son’ with quasi-religious stuff like ‘Peacetrain’. His career was never the same again.

For God’s sake Yusuf, look at those lyrics again and have a rethink . . . . . . . .

‘Cause I’m on the edge of darkness
There ride the Peace Train
Oh, Peace Train take this country
Come take me home again
Now I’ve been smiling lately,
Thinkin’ about the good things to come
And I believe it could be,
Something good has begun

Yusuf, would you ever renounce this religion? No, no chance. This type of brainwashing is irreversible and I do appreciate it could possibly place your life in danger.

Cat Stevens, I loved you. Yusuf Islam, you’re a cunt. Now, I know we have a lot of dog lovers on IsAC, so I’d like to end with one of Cat’s hits I’m sure you’ll remember . .
“I Love My Dog.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Gina Miller deserves a new cunting because of everything in this article:

https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2020/02/gina-miller-should-leave-the-bank-of-englands-new-boss-alone/

If you can’t access it, I’ll give you a smidgen, with honours given to Matthew Lynn of the Speccie.

‘Miller has written to the Chancellor Rishi Sunak demanding Bailey is summoned before the Commons Treasury select committee. There are also calls for a full-scale investigation to be launched into his conduct. Probably very soon we will see petitions, crowdfunded legal action and eventually a hearing before the Supreme Court to have him removed from office, before he has even got his feet under the desk.

But in fact, it is not hard to work out what is going on here. Miller has launched a Remainer guerrilla war. Sure, it is possible to make criticisms of Bailey’s tenure at the Financial Conduct Authority. There were some collapses, especially of London Capital & Finance and the peer-to-peer firm, Lendy, both of which cost investors money. But Miller’s ‘report’ is flimsy with little substance in it. There is always the occasional financial firm that goes bust, of course. And it’s a shame when investors lose money. Yet is this really the reason Miller is going after Bailey?

Perhaps instead, it has more to do with Bailey beginning to already swing the Bank behind Brexit. He has certainly argued forcefully that the City will be better off once Britain has left the EU, allowing London to free itself from the EU’s regulatory system.

Gina Miller. A monstrous cunt.

Nominated by Dark key cunt

It is with regret that the admin team announces the first person in the UK has succumbed to Covid 19, The patient had many underlying health issues but alas is no longer with us, so a few facts.

Covid 19 is not as bad as it seems, to catch it well it is a virus, Think of a jelly bean, that is it a little packet of problems hiding in a fatty case, it does well in the cold as it will not dehydrate and die, again the old adage coughs and sneezes spreads diseases applies.

If you are of good health then you have no need to worry, we are not talking about a plague, It is a relative of the flu family, you will survive it is no big issue.

The government is recommending a 1 meter exclusion rule, this is useful to protect yourself, those most at risk will probably carry some form of mobility aid, so we the admin team suggest that poking sniffy oiks with a walking stick to be an adequate form of viral defense.

However in respect to the age Diaspora and opinion’s of those of the site It is unlikely that any of you will engage in conversation with a carrier.

meanwhile, why the fuck is there no paracetamol and toilet roll in asda!

A pubic announcement on behalf of Admin