I would like a Lemon Curd coloured cunting for Tessa Wong, a journo who ‘contributes’ to the Leftie News Propagandists, specifically for this piece:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51456056

Despite them having released a virus that has fucked the entire world over both medically & economically, told dangerous fucking lies about it (“not human-to-human transmissable”) & then created vast smoke screens to hide behind, we are now not allowed to be nasty to our moon-faced custard coloured cousins.
It is racist apparently to ‘joke’ that the Chinese will eat anything. Well, as I said to ‘er-indoors last night as we tucked into roasted civet cat & deep-fried locust, with bat-wing ice cream for dessert, “you just can’t beat a good chinky.” No, that didn’t happen, obviously, we had pasta – which has not yet mutated to give me the raging chinese syphilitic bat shitting disease or anything approaching it.

So listen up Tessa, the initial outbreak of SARS in 03/04 was proved to come from catching weird shit & eating it, so it isn’t waycist to accuse the fuckers of doing it, or joke about it.

The questions over how this virus jumped species are yet to be answered, mainly because Fu Manchu is sitting on the evidence, due in my opinion to the fact that if it did break out due to an accident in the Wuhan Centre for Disease Control, as some are claiming, then Comrade Xi & his merry band of commie cunts will be looking at a large fucking bill with ‘Rest Of The World’ as the payee, or down the wrong end of Orange Don’s metaphorical AR16 if they don’t comply.

If this pandemic spirals &, as some of the stuff I’m reading is saying, our food supplies start dwindling, there is going to be blood on the fucking streets in short order. So a few ‘No.23 & No.47 with egg fried rice’ jokes aint gonna count for fuck-all.

Nominated by The Stained Gusset

ASDA are cunts.

Apparently these fuckers do not have any available online order slots until July. I know things are bad at the moment, but that is taking the absolute piss. And their helping the vulnerable bit is bollocks and all. I have a mate who is high risk and can’t leave his house and he has the paperwork to prove it. But can he get a booking on the ASDA site? Can he fuck. I know for a fact that ASDA cater for their ‘peaceful’ clientele and go out of their way to treat them with kid gloves. They even sack their own employees in order to appease them. So do not be fooled by ASDA’s ‘Feeding The Nation’ bullshit. Feeding their own coffers and their favourites more like. The cunts….

Nominated by Norman

Millenials are by and large cunts. Here in East London the fuckers have decided that they are not going to die so have given up isolation. Presumably they think with an economic crash they will be able to afford to buy a house. They have no memory of the early 1990s when interest rates were at 15% and not many people could afford to pay. These entitled cunts moan about how they are the first generation to confront global catastrophe (made up) forgetting entirely mutual assured nuclear armageddon (real). They have invented nothing but pronouns and their shitty world will be Chinese because they have neither the courage or mental capacity to make sure it isnt. They will almost certainly be euthanising those who disagree with their intolerant bollocks as soon as the fuckers wield power. Cunts.

Nominated by Smug cunt

ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Get your genuine Sadiq Khan facemask. Clinically certified for use in London buses. Only £1.99. (Made in China)

A goodness gracious me curry and chips cunting please for the whacky Pak! Mayor of London, who feels that Brexit should be postponed till the EU recover from “the virus”.

Just another trick, another excuse, from this slimy little chancer on behalf of his remoaner pals. No doubt a first lick of the arse for Dame Kweer to remind him he is still around and looking for his first gig outside London when the fuckwits time is up there.

Our own Prime minister had the virus and is ready to proceed so why are the pansies in Europe needing extra time.

Khan wants everyone in London to where masks. Make this cunt wear one and seal his gob up before applying it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee speaking. I’m, er, delighted to say that today, I’ve been granted the privilege of an interview with the Mayor of London, Mr Sadiq Khunt, to discuss his latest comments on Brexit. No hand shakes, of course! Good afternoon, Mr Khunt”.

‘Actually the name’s Khan, James Khan. *Ha! ha!* that’s just my little joke…’.

“I see. Apologies, Mr Khan”.

‘I’m one of eight children, you know. My father was a bus driver’.

“That’s *ahem* fascinating. I’m sure that not a lot of people know that. Anyway, I see that once again, you’re arguing that the government must ask the EU for an extension to the Brexit transition period”.

‘Absolutely. It’s vital that we all focus our energies on the fight against Coronavirus. That the government won’t beg Brussels for an extension at this time of great uncertainty beggars belief’.

“But David Frost, the UK’s chief negotiator, has just reiterated that the government will not ask to extend the transition period beyond 31st December, and will also say no in the event of a request from Brussels. How many times do you and your fellow Remainers need to hear this?”.

‘I repeat, this beggars belief. It’s just creating more uncertainty at a time when the EU will need to focus on rebuilding as the outbreak subsides. The government is putting dogma before national interest’.

“So let me be absolutely clear. I can well see how an extension would be in the EU’s interest. But you actually think that an extension would be in the UK’s national interest, even though it drags out the negotiations, keeps us tied to the EU as a rule-taker with no input, and will of course lead to demands from the EU for yet more billions to fund its recovery? Billions that we desperately need to spend at home”.

‘Er, um, ah. Well, we need to put political ideology aside, show solidarity and share the pain. We must take the pragmatic route of seeking an extension’.

“That means ignoring the will of the people in 2016 and 2019, which showed that the people want this done. Let’s be frank about this. You talk about rejecting dogma for pragmatism, but what this really means is that you want to impose YOUR dogma instead. This is the dogma of the terminal Remainer, looking for any last ditch means to keep us locked into the EU. Many would say that you should stick to the day job, and focus on the task of running London instead of trying to be a man here on the inside for Brussels”.

‘Um, ah, er… my father was a bus driver you know…’.

“Yes thank you Mr Khan *sigh*. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Nancy Pelosi

This Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) victim has been at it again today. Tango Man has today suspended funding to the WHO due to their careless and frankly, reckless attitude towards the China Virus. Now, Trumpy’s reaction to the virus has been shite too, let’s have it right. And there may be a little bit of ‘deflection’ going on here.

However, this deranged, obsessed harridan has been at it again and said that ‘We need to trust the scientists. Now more than ever we need the truth!’

Well, Sugartits, the truth is that the so-called scientists at the WHO, led by a corrupt Ethiopian who won his position by promising the many non-white members of the WHO promotions if they voted for him, (think FIFA) said, as the outbreak started to get out of control, that we should :

1. Not stop people travelling internationally.
2. Not stop the Chinese from travelling internationally, particularly the millions that did over Chinese New Year, when the virus was peaking in China.
3. Not wear face masks. That they wouldn’t help. This is now proving to be a monumental error. Practically unlawful killing by the WHO to advise such a thing. The South Koreans, with a climate as cold as ours (even colder than ours when their outbreak hit), wisely scoffed at the WHO’s advice and told everyone to wear a mask (and made them available). The result? It’s practically gone from their country now. The WHO’s main reason for existing is to deal with events like this. They are compensated well to deal with such events. They had one fucking job when this virus started. Advise the world what they should do. They did a fucking terrible job. I honestly believe they want locking up for unlawful killing.

They also pretended not to hear questions that put China in a bad light at an international conference. They also sucked up to China and said that they acted well in this crisis (Trump did this to, to be fair!), despite the obvious cover up and refusing to take any blame.

Although they have criticised China for reopening their wet markets in Wuhan this week (incredible!), they have stopped short of condemning their actions and demanding they cease with such practices, with the threat of banning their membership.

These are the scientists that this deranged harridan wants to listen to, by the way.

They are up to their necks in corruption from licking China’s arse and the arses of other corrupt global organisations. Well Nancy, we’re onto these organisations now. They’re corrupt and negligent. And their ‘scientists’ have proved to be utterly useless and corrupt. Perhaps it’s time she put her Donald Trump voodoo doll down for five seconds and thought what’s best for her country and the rest of the planet, instead of what’s best for her bruised ego, after Trump handed her arse to her at the ‘impeachment’ attempt.

Like I said in an earlier post, Trumpy may be a cunt, but TDS is a dangerous disease.

Fuck this cheesy-cunted old witch!

Nominated by Cuntybollocks