Siobhan Thompson

A brisk cunting for Siobhan Thompson, SJW hag, cat lady and writer for children’s cartoon Rick and Morty and woke comedy site College Humor (sic).

In a misguided attempt at humour, she wrote that Boris Johnson deserves every blunt needle he gets’.

She has since locked her Twitter page but the comment has been archived. One quick look at her visage tells you she has been grown in a vat of SJW genetic waste. The odd-shaped head, dead eyes and idiotic grin, as well as the mandatory geek specs.

Cunt.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Loud Foreigners

I would like to cunt loud the street foreigners who feel the need to have conversations at fucking full volume.

I say this because earlier, it was the Chinks – even in their car – probably looking for stray dogs, then Nigerians unfiltered and now I’m home, I’m hearing the dozy Porto bint next door in the garden on her fucking phone, so loud she can be heard in Portugal without the fucking phone, and soon it will be the non-stop screaming Pakistani kids across the street.

So good being stuck in the house for the next few months….it is going to be fucking ace.

Nominated by Fuglyucker

‘Found footage’ horror films

‘Found footage’ horror films, and too much crap in horror.

Back in the day when Blair Witch was made, handheld filming style films were virtually unknown. Now there are lots, like Cloverfield, and some people like them. These films are full off shaky, or out of focus, footage designed to make it seem like the average guy on the street wanted to record what is happening. These films usually come out pretty crap, and in the case of some (Cloverfield included, and Diary Of The Dead) we are meant to believe the action was ‘taped over’ something else, which is NOT done when the camera used is obviously digital. In these movies, as with a lot of other modern horror, there is too much importance placed on jump-scare tactics and overuse of unnecessary gore.

Horror films today just dont have the suspense, or the real ‘fear’ factor, of their older counterparts…especially true in remakes or american versions of foreign horror classics. Hollywood, I think its time you call it a day and let other people have a chance to make films that may be much better, especially in this particular genre! Oh, and *BOO!*

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror

Dead Pool [163]

Congratulations to Dick Byrne who correctly predicted that Uber cunt Mel Gibson’s even bigger cunt of a father Hutton would be next to snuff it.Gibson At was 101 and spent his time writing about Holocaust denial and fire and brimstone.He was also a notable contestant on Jepoardy in the sixties.He leaves behind 11 children and many many grandchildren.

On to Deadpool 163:

The rules :

1)Pick 5 famous cunts who you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.Yiu can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations (Like Black and White cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun) :

Willie Thorne
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Kenny Sansom
Tom Smith (Rugby)

Siddiq Khan

Siddiq Khan is a useless posing posturing little cunt who does not have a fucking clue. Berlin and Paris transport systems running but tfl fucking fucking buggered and held to ransom by union bullies to whom he is in hock. CUNT! Fucking little shit voted in by foreigners who now rule a London.perhaps it should be a suburb of some foreign country? Little cunt and his acolytes ruining our (once) great capital city. CUNT

Nominated by Stevienutsack